Jordi’s American Journey

Jordi El Niño Polla

All this election-season talk of illegal immigrants stealing the jobs, money, and pussy the men of the USA believe to be rightly theirs got me thinking… You see plenty of immigrants in porn, women and men both, and it could be argued that such a profession is both a negative and a positive result of an illegal presence. (Though I’m sure Jordi’s papers are in order.) Adopting an disapproving attitude, you might see someone like recent Brazzers discovery Jordi El Niño Polla, a Spaniard mentored by Nacho Vidal and brought to the US by the ZZ to plow the fields of their female stars, as a threat to American masculinity. But really that’s only half of it.

Jordi, whose diminutive frame and youthful looks belie a massive member, more favorably viewed could be a pinch hitter coming in to relieve our own coliective sexual exhaustion. Or, unless it’s too threatening, maybe he’s a gift for our beloved female citizenry, their desires also leaning younger and more dominant every day. Whatever your stance, Jordi’s seemingly here to stay, already shooting for Brazzers a selection of thirty exclusive hardcore encounters.

At times playing a teen or twenty-something boyfriend to the likes of JoJo Kiss or Alex Grey, Jordi is just as often cast alongside a mature woman whose MILFy hold over the young star is immediately apparent. After being bathed by Leigh Darby and Alexis Fawx on two separate occasions, and after pounding Diamond Jackson and Nikki Benz on the tennis court, Ryan Conner in a shower stall, tag-teaming Rebecca Moore with one of Brazzers’ other resident foreigners, Keiran Lee, and crashing his bicycle after spying neighborhood cougar Veronica Avluv shooting him flirtatious glances only for them to turn into spit-moistened strokes, Jordi’s next assignment sees him jumping in the shower with girlfriend Megan Rain only to be interrupted then joined by her stepmom Ava Addams.

Clearly Jordi’s arrival on our shores is all part of Brazzers’ bold attempt at claiming new female viewers and grabbing guys before they hit twenty-five, making them fans for life. Jordi, a stunned expression on his face as his hefty dick disappear into another American throat, is a surrogate for all of us who, no matter what we tell ourselves mid-viewing or mid-fap, would probably pass out if ever faced with real pornstar pussy. He’s just a surrogate that’s doing a better job than many millions of local boys. Is this where globalization is leading us, into one another’s countries to fuck foreign women for our pleasure and theirs? If so, that’s an economic model I’m sure we can all get behind.

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Sharing is Caring at Mofos

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One of the more unexpected porno niches to hit fever pitch of late involves hetero men giving up their claim of sexual exclusivity with their girlfriend, partner, or wife, allowing her to engage in steamy activities with other men, many times friends of his. Instead of allowing jealousy and possessiveness take over his emotions, he sets them aside and focuses on the commitment he and his lady have made to each other and, most importantly, on her unrestricted pleasure. Cuckold porn has been popping up on major networks for well over a year now, stealing a sliver of step-cest’s spotlight. Now, courtesy of the inspired Mofos Network, that script is being flipped by a site showcasing hot young pornstar talents in boyfriend-sharing scenarios.

Share My BF casts a light on girls just as keen on letting a sexy girlfriend try out their new boyfriends as they are keeping him all to themselves and lets Mofos members enjoy all the resulting raunch in 1080p video streams (and downloads for long-standing members). Share My BF may only hold three scenes at the moment, but the Mofos calendar shows another due any day and tour previews hint at some amazing female tag-teams on the horizon. Priya Price and Jade Jantzen appear together, semen shot across their mouths. Kelsi Monroe and Jamie Valentine throw their thick asses into gear, taking turns riding Mofos stud JMac to their own orgasms and his. Gia Page and Marsha May’s scene may be curiously devoid of anal sex, but the pair play off each other beautifully, diving between one another’s legs and propping their asses up in the air for a deep thrashing from a very lucky fellow. Raven Redmond is also due in a forthcoming Share My BF scene, joining Nicole Bexley and occupying an update slot next to another hugely appetizing pair: Kimmy Granger and the unstoppable Anya Olsen, both dressed in day-glo summer outfits.

Featuring ample POV shooting to insert you and your throbbing member into the scene itself, Share My BF stops short of 3D Virtual Reality but, as many porn fans will already well know, VR can be great, but it can also be a hassle. If Share My BF continues its deliver of great FFM threesomes, it’s bound to become one of the better non-VR roleplay sites around. It’s already an exciting addition to Mofos, keeping the network growing, evolving, and progressing along with its fans desires.

Mofos review

Bang Bros Revive Party of 3

Bang Bros - Party of 3

A lot can change in a year. Relationships blossom and bloom (or fall apart), the housing market can nosedive, and unhinged radicals can lead the charge to the US Presidency, all in 12 months. Just under a year since its last installment, a classic Bang Bros site appears to be undergoing a revival, one that fans hope will last long into the next year. Folks, let’s welcome Party of 3 back to the Bang Bros stable!

“No dicks to be found here,” begins the Party of 3 site synopsis, “only the sexiest girls with the best bodies exploring each other and making sure there are orgasms for all!” Starring first-timers and veteran lesbians, Party of 3 had been one of Bang Bros’ showcase sites until it stopped updating back in October of 2013. Trios of unfathomably fuckable pornstars combined at this site to pleasure each other in ways most guys can’t even conceive of. And, oh man, the trios (and occasional quartets) really had the small screen sizzling. Alina Li, Sasha Meow, and Eva Lovia all writing around together on a sofa bed in the summertime? Keisha Grey spreading herself to let both Ms. Lovia (before she tied herself to exclusively to Digital Playground) and pale beauty Olga Snow lap at her neatly-tufted snatch? How could you gloss over such accomplishments, Bang Bros, and shelve a site this great?

The departure of Eva Lovia, often cast as the lead lesbian experimenter, from the Bros’ ranks may have had something to do with Party of 3’s drop-off, but things are looking up now that a brand new scene has landed, one starring Uma Jolie and Blake Eden. Yeah, that’s right, the Bang Bros don’t adhere to “rules” or “strongly implied suggestions of three-woman sex scenes,” and chosen to relaunch Party of 3 with a steamy one-on-one seduction. Sure, it’d be nice to see Mercedes Lynn step back into the fold, strap-on lubed and ready, but this is still a promising revival of a Bang Bros classic many of us have greatly missed.

Really, from this point (and I don’t just mean numerical related to its content count), the only way for Party of 3 to go is (along with its viewers) up.

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