November, 2013 | Mr. Pink's Blog

Asa Really Is Wicked

Already the recipient of 2013’s AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year and a recent addition to Elegant Angel’s stable of directorial talent, Asa Akira seems to be doing pretty well for herself this year. Now, hot on the heels of the announcement of her exclusive performance contract with Wicked Pictures, a company she has long admired and respected, Asa Akira releases her first self-titled Wicked picture called (not at all surprisingly) Asa Is Wicked.

Directed by veteran Brad Armstrong, the all-sex Asa Is Wicked release incorporates its star’s ideas and concepts. In a way, it had to. Originally planning for exclusive Asa’s debut to be a double-header co-starring Jessica Drake, Wicked overcame scheduling conflicts and resolved to cement Asa’s position amongst its already impressive roster of contract girls by granting her the freedom to perform as wildly here as she has elsewhere. Asa Is Wicked, then, sees the diminutive gangbang-lover oil-up Johnny Castle for a more feverish massage scene than most would be capable of, a double-penetration scene with Eric Masterson and Tommy Gunn, and, surprisingly enough, condoms in use in all scenes.

Of the condom use, director Armstrong says those in the industry remaining staunchly against their use should be reconsidering their attitudes. “For the guys, there’s a performance issue there, but for the girls, I can’t quite figure out why they would be opposed to it, but some are.” Clearly not Asa, though, who knowingly signed with a condom-mandating company and who says of her future, “I eventually want to have a family. I’ve been around a while. I think about these things now. I mean, I’m 28; in porn years, that’s like 80.”

Wicked Pictures and its new and future endeavors thankfully ensure we’ll be eyeing the talented Ms. Akira for as long as she’s having incredibly adventurous and enthusiastic sex on camera. And, really, that’s the best we can hope for, isn’t it?

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Zero Tolerance

Zero Tolerance is not a company known for taking the easy way out. Hiring women as devastatingly sexy as Rebeca Linares, Chanel Preston, Anissa Kate, and Skin Diamond, any company could simply shoot a light striptease and still have viewers nutting in their drawers. Zero Tolerance, though, claims to have “zero tolerance for bad porn,” and aims to prove it by inviting you, the Mr. Pink’s reader, to join all three of its flagship video sites for less than twenty bucks a month.

That’s right, folks, ZTOD, Black Ice Pass and 3rd Movies are now all open for business and costing only $19.95. Buy a month-long pass to enjoy any one of these sites and you’ll find yourself with easy access to both others at no additional cost, ratcheting the value of Zero Tolerance fandom up higher than ever. Sure, movies like Cougar Club, Ready Wet Go, and Hand to Mouth are appealing enough, but when you include the Interactive Sex With series that sees you virtually fucking Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Jenna Haze, Courtney Cummz, and Alektra Blue, how you could possibly resist is beyond me.

The Math:
ZTOD currently holds more than 5,500 scenes, while 3rd Movies holds 2,500 and Black Ice Pass 1,200. Altogether that gives the ZTOD member an estimated 9,200 scenes to savor. And, with membership at $19.95 per month, that breaks down to about 460 scenes per dollar or 4.6 scenes per cent. So cheap! So thrilling! Surely this ZTOD deal is a gift from the gods!

Come back next week for another Beatin’ on a Budget! as Mr. Pink’s proves that, when it comes to reviewing adult content, only two things are required: an keen critical eye and zero tolerance for expensive porn.

Disciplined Desired – Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

Dear Missy Pink,

This is a little embarrassing, but, I need advice. I want to bring the act of spanking into the foreplay my wife and I share, but, I don’t know how to come out and tell her. I’ve made hints and her reply is always the same, something about that being disgusting, sick, weird, etc. I’ve never played my hand far enough for her to know I’m talking about myself wanting to do this, so she doesn’t tell her girlfriends she’s married to a fetish freak. I don’t even know why I want it, but I do, and my excitement level isn’t as high as I know it would be if I could be spanked.

Disciplined Desired

Dear Friend;

Anything that’s not a frequent action in someone’s life can often be seen as odd or different, but that doesn’t mean it will never be tried and incorporated. It seems you’ve been skirting around the issue a bit, and if you’re unclear on the presentation, your wife may be responding with hesitancy, unsure of what your feelings are, hence, leaving her unsure of the direction to reply.

In reading between the lines, I wonder if you’re seeking reassurance for yourself that this fetish feeling you carry is indeed something normal. Allow me to say, I would never say what’s normal and what’s not, it’s different strokes for different folks. With that disclaimer added, I’ll also offer an avenue you’ve maybe not thought about before. For every action in life, sexual or not, there are hundreds of reasons for doing so, and when it comes to spanking, that doesn’t immediately mean you should have a pacifier between your lips and you want to practice infantilism.

Looking at it from a logical standpoint, when a person has their eager butt spanked, the hand, cane, riding crop, hair brush, etc. makes contact with that area of the body, it’s very close to the genitalia, whether male or female. The stinging and burning, the awakening of nerve endings from the contact made radiates to the erogenous zones as part of the foreplay warm up, and there is certainly nothing abnormal about that. So, it could be, that bit of a ticklish tease it gives to your testicles is just another form of stimulation that makes your orgasm more powerful.

Of course there’s also the avenue of your desire to slip into a bit of a submissive role, to have your wife control and discipline you, which is also a form of stimulation for the largest sex organ of the body….the brain.

I seemingly always advise my question makers, honesty is the best policy. Trust in your wife and the bond the two of you share. Let her know it’s just something kinky you’d like to try, and who knows, maybe once you do, it isn’t everything you thought it would be. Variety is the spice of life, and spice belongs in the bedroom as well as the kitchen. Take the bull by the horns and then take your wife by the hand, tell her what you’re feeling and let nature take its course. And that my friend, is an order, don’t miss out on something that you’ll find yourself years later wishing you’d attempted to share with her, life is short, go for the gusto. Do it soon, or….I’ll put you over my knee!

Rabbi Dildo in Masturpiece Drama

“You wanna make dildos in the image of the Queen, Count Dracula, a genie, and a rabbi? And you don’t think it’ll land you in hot water?”

Despite the protestations I’m sure he suffered through, entrepreneur Shed Simove embarked on his latest and arguably most controversial business endeavor, Masturpieces. Modeled after Her Royal Highness, the immortal blood sucker portrayed by Bela Lugosi, the bottled-up granter of three wishes, and a teacher of the Torah, Masturpieces are dildos produced in limited runs and commanding fairly steep prices.

Now, you might assume it’d be the general Jewish community (as no doubt represented by some self-appointed leading body) that has complained about Masturpiece’s Rampant Rabbi, but fellow adult retailer Ann Summers. Usually associated with the staple of its business, women’s undergarments, Ann Summers also produces the “world’s most popular sex toy,” the Rampant Rabbit vibrator. After Simove’s application for trademark on his Rampant Rabbi was thwarted by a challenge from the retail giant, the self-styled “Ideas Man” simply decided to forgo trademarking his creation. “I can’t trademark it but I’m still using the name. I don’t think there is any confusion between the products,” he told the Daily Star.

What do you think? Should this comedian, “serial entrepreneur,” author, and motivational speaker relent and choose a different name for his culturally irreverent work of phallic devotion or is he cutting it a little too close to a well-known brand and protected trademark? Could you or your ladyfriend possibly mistake one for the other? (Perhaps a side-by-side visual comparison is required. If not, it’s at least an amusing image.)