December, 2013 | Mr. Pink's Blog

Create-a-Mate for the Holidays

From 4th millennium renderings of Ancient Egyptian fertility god Min to Cynthia Plaster Caster to The Lex Steele PowerLock Cock, casting the human penis in a firm substance, whether stone, iron, glass or RealSkin, and revering it as a symbol of fertility and erotic potency has been part of mankind’s collective sexual culture throughout recorded history. So, if you’ve found yourself in need of a last minute gift for that special bottom in your life and you want to ensure it’s something that’ll come in handy, something you can both enjoy, something that’ll make for a memorable start to the new year, why not cast your willy to the wind, savvy shopper, and consider adding yourself to history’s museum of penises.

Create-a-Mate might sound like the name of a company producing futuristic sexbots you can assemble at home, but it is instead known around the world for leading the way in at-home penile reproduction kits. Allowing soldiers’ wives comfort during long stretches at the homefront, temporary lovers to always hold a keepsake, and the sexually frustrated to fuck their idols, fake dicks are always big hits, so why not throw yours under the Christmas tree? Not only does Create-a-Mate offer suction-cupped, strap-on, vibrating and handle-equipped versions of their famous penis cloning kits, they could also, quite frankly, use some help.

When Hurricane Sandy tore through the East Coast in October of 2012, she didn’t spare Create-a-Mate. The company’s New Jersey warehouses and offices suffered four feet of water. After relocating to Florida for support from associates, Create-a-Mate has returned to the NY area and begun rebuilding its cock-cloning empire starting with these latest, more advanced endeavors. (See, you’d be doing it for charity, too.)

Elegant Angel’s Performers of the Year 2014

Every year, at the end of every year, one of US porn’s most prominent and respected studios, Elegant Angel, releases its Performers of the Year DVD. Gathering together the most dazzling performers of the past twelve months, Performers of the Year 2014 sees Maddy O’Reilly, Riley Reid, Remy LaCroix, Bonnie Rotten, and 2013 AVN Female Performer of the Year Skin Diamond for six scenes of hardcore thrills above and beyond the level of most adult endeavors seen in 2013. A directorial collaboration between Toni Ribas, Carlos Dee, Mimefreak and Elegant Angel’s latest superstar director, Asa Akira, herself a three-time featured Performer of the Year.

“Waitasecond,” you interject, “six scenes? But there’s only five girls!” Well, on the latest Elegant Angel podcast, Veruca James regales the hosts with a story about shooting a scene for the release with Riley Reid. Something of a bonus two-girl treat in an otherwise hetero-only fuckfest, the scene had Toni Ribas struggling to keep his two stars in line. After spending all day flirting and working themselves up, Riley and Veruca were disappointed to discover their director only wanted one of them to lap at the other’s pussy; Veruca would get Riley off but wouldn’t get off herself. Furious, they stood together and insisted that they both deserved some relief. Faced with two lingerie-clad beauties foaming at the mouth and clawing at each other, Ribas relented. Veruca’s unsure whether her orgasm will be included in the final cut, but either way it’s clear she’s as excited for its release as, well, basically every porn fan on the planet.

A street date for Performers of the Year 2014 will be released soon from Elegant Angel.

Evil Angel Celebrates MILF Month

Evil Angel is known around the world for its devotion to invasive anal sex, aggressive poundings delivered by guys named Rocco and Nacho, and porn’s most impressive roster of directorial talent. During the month of December, though, Evil Angel aims to focus on a niche that, while extremely popular for over a decade, hasn’t drawn the close associations with the company that, say, speculum porn has. That niche, dear reader, can be summed up in four letters: M, I, L, and F.

One of porn’s most alluring acronyms, MILF stands for Mother I’d Like to Fuck and was first immortalized in Chris and Paul Weitz’s 1999 comedy blockbuster American Pie. Since then it has come to represent a wave of increased appreciation of the mature woman but also of said mature woman’s right to freedom of sexual expression. In short: if you haven’t fucked a MILF, you don’t know what you’re missing. During December, however, Evil Angel hopes to cement the concept of MILF-fucking so firmly in your mind that you’ll never escape it and aims to do this by displaying the carnal talents of some sixteen of the most acclaimed mature pornstars currently working in three titles: Lex is a Motherfucker 2, Assfucked MILFs #4, and MILF Angels.

“Interracial and MILF are currently two of the hottest genres,” said director/performer Lexington Steele before adding “the MILF genre has always been a favorite of mine.” Nikita Von James, Phoenix Marie, Lea Lexis, Syren De Mer, and Alura Jenson, Lex’s mature costars, proved very much in tune with their sexualities and made quite an impression on the infamous 12-incher – Alura even came out of retirement for the occasion! – while Frenchman David Perry, director of Assfucked MILFs #4 was blown away by one performer in particular. “Sandra Romain is such a great performer, I let her improvise.” The result, I’m sure, will be explosive. The last of the three MILF-focused Evil Angel releases is a compilation of work from director and adult industry legend, John Leslie who passed away three years ago. Leslie’s fans will be pleased to know that his work is enjoying something of a posthumous popularity surge, and the release of MILF Angels sees Leslie tackle MILFs, their studs, and even some younger girls who earn a few valuable lessons in inter-generational relations.

MILF Angels and Assfucked MILFs #4 are now available online at Evil Angel. Lex is a Motherfucker 2 will be available there December 15.

Tasha Reign’s Pony Tales

Poor Tasha Reign’s parents, they just can’t catch a break. First their daughter gets cast on trash-tastic MTV show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, then she poses for Playboy, and then, most disastrously from a parenting perspective, she embarks on a notable career in hardcore pornographic films, even landing on the cover of OC Weekly (distribution 78,000). Tasha’s latest endeavor, however, takes the cake and could have her more conservative relatives revising their Christmas card lists. Introducing Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs.

Produced in partnership with Crystal Delights and inspired by My Little Pony’s ‘Brony‘ fandom, Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs remain the brainchild of Ms. Reign, who said “The plugs are so special because unlike other companies, Crystal Delights allowed me to have a say in every step of my toy, from the colors and designs to marketing and more; what a fabulous experience!” Available in four colors – Violet Virgin (lavender), Periwinkle Princess (pastel blue), Sunny Sovereign (yellow), and Cupcake Queen (baby pink) – each Pony Plug is made from dichroic glass, sports a genuine Swarovski element crystal in its base and a brightly colored tail streaming forth and offering you ample opportunity for sexual horseplay.

To offer some inspiration, Tasha has teamed up with Rikki Six, Cameron Dee, Jessa Rhodes, Xander Corvus, Eric Masterson, Mr. Pete, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, and director Barrett Blade for Tasha’s Pony Tales, a feature-length movie that marks porn’s very first Brony-themed production. Set in the enchanted Magic Pony Cloud Land, “anal plug pony princesses” Reign, Six, Dee and Rhodes attempt to sexually conquer their male cohabitants. In heavy use throughout the movie, the presence of Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs “takes the whole thing to new heights,” said Moose of Girlfriends Films, who is handling DVD distribution of the title, while Tasha herself considers the movie “something unique and special; a true labor of love… it’s going to surprise a lot of people when it releases.”

A series of SFW preview images have been posted to Film Drunk, Tasha’s Pony Tales is released on DVD by Girlfriends Films on January 10, and Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs can now be purchased from Crystal Delights. Neigh.