June, 2014 | Mr. Pink's Blog

Finally, a NSFW World Cup Update!

Here we are over a week into the 2014 FIFA World Cup taking place in Brazil and, although Australia is already out and others are soon to follow, there’s a wealth of heated on-pitch battles ahead as challengers like Germany, Argentina, Italy, USA, and Brazil keep pushing toward victory. The porn world started World Cup season off well with #TeamBJ’s renewed promise of providing motivation to fans and players alike, and Rocco Siffredi’s show of sacrificial devotion for his beloved Italian team proving that porn was far from unaffected by the world game’s most intense competition. Actual hardcore scenes celebrating the World Cup were initially harder to come by, but not this week!

Denys Defrancesco of DDF fame must be a football fan: his DDF Network is not only pumping out World Cup-themed practice and posing scenes starring Hungarian beauties Zafira, Kiara Lord, Brandy Smile, and Athina betray their homeland and paint their bodies in the colors of Brazil, the Netherlands, Spain, and Croatia, respectively.

Meanwhile, former Bang Bros monster-on-call Ramon has bounced back from his 2011 arrest on animal cruelty charges to fuck transexuals over at Trans500! Ramon gives his giant wang to dick-equipped ladies Corolina and Selena as a reward for kicking their Colombian asses in a little two-on-one soccer shootout.

World Cup Teens is a feature DVD release from Cub Sweethearts that stars nine inspiring young European pornstars fuck on the pitch, as well as in the locker room, showers, and gyms athletes already spend so much time sweating in. But it’s Digital Playground that will likely have the firmest hold on your attention (and possibly your wallet) with the not-so-charmingly titled World Cup Bitches. Starring Christie Stevens, Capri Cavanni, Abigail Mac, Anissa Kate, Harley Dean and others representing some of the Cup’s stiffest competitors, World Cup Bitches sees the ladies of Team Blonde and Team Brunette working out in skimpy outfits, bouncing balls off each others asses, and setting aside their national allegiances for an all-inclusive, all-female shower-room orgy that will undoubtedly pop into your mind whenever someone mentions the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

World Cup Fucking Fever!

Holy shit, football fans – the 2014 FIFA World Cup is upon us and, proving football/soccer to be the world game, everyone seems to be losing their marbles. Rocco Siffredi, the Italian Stallion and one of porn’s hardest working men, has sworn off orgasms until his beloved national team is either eliminated or stands victorious above all other teams. “Guys, I’ve had thousands of orgasms but there is one I will never forget. The one I had together with all of you. Do you remember when we won the World Cup in 2006?” In an effort to ensure his team has all the support they might need, Rocco vows to forgo sex for the duration of Italy’s participation in the Brazil cup. He also makes a few homoerotic overtures to both his fans and to Italia’s players: “”I foresee hard times, very hard,” he tells fans, “but you need to support me, you need to write to me, don’t abandon me. And to the 22 players who are in Brazil, I ask only one thing: Let me at least enjoy you.”

Meanwhile, back in the USA, one of Twitter’s most notorious adult hastags, #TeamBJ is at it again! Two years since she and Angelina Castro offered their Twitter followers blowjobs if Miami Heat clinched the championship, Sara Jay, fulfiller of fellatial promises and fantasies galore, is back again with another tantalizing promise: if either USA, England, Germany or Brazil win the 2014 FIFA World Cup, she and Siri will invite and encourage their Twitter followers to meet them for some oral gratification. As their combined followers currently include some 542,000 users, it’s clear these ladies are down for the cause. But… four teams? Who has allegiance with which teams and does it really matter if thousands of porn fans have their fantasies made real by some gifted footballers and two incredibly generous pornstars? Fuck no, don’t be daft!

As the 2014 FIFA World Cup kicks into high gear and we approach the finals, I’m sure the major porn networks will jump into the fray with World Cup-themed hardcore scenes, but right now there seems precious few releases honoring the world game’s biggest competition. Oh, but there is this little gem from South Korea…

Cannabis Lube Gets Your Pussy High

Ever since marijuana became a legally acceptable treatment for numerous medical conditions, pot-related entrepreneurs have launched dozens of absurd products. Whiz Khalifa has a line of 100% hemp rolling papers, there’s a Snoop Dogg endorsed vaporizer pen, Tumblr exhibitionists are buying the hell out of Black Milk’s marijuana leaf leggings, and your local dispensary, compassionate care club or provisioning center likely has for sale soaps, salves, balms and trail mix containing potent doses of THC. But now there’s a cannabis product to tantalize an substantially different set of physical stimulus receptors.

Foria, a personal lubricant infused with cannabis, now aims to bring the floaty, giggly, snack-munching sensations you feel after a blunt, doobie, dutchie, dab, bong rip, or vape sesh to the vulvae, labium, clitorii, and vaginal canal of the female stoner. Describing its product as “a therapeutic sensual enhancement oil designed for female pleasure,” the folks at Foria stress that results vary from person to person and you’ll simply have to try the “blend of nourishing liquid coconut oil and lab-tested cannabis oil from California-grown marijuana” to find out if it works for you (or your lady).

Fellas, Foria has a use for you too: oral ingestion. Much like tinctures and hash oil, Foria, a liquid intended not as a direct sexual lubricant but as a pre-lube for use about 30 minutes prior to arousal and activity, can be taken orally to pleasurable effect. The main purpose, however, of this expensive little bottle – Foria runs $80 for a 30ml bottle – is to directly enhance the natural sensations of arousal a woman feels in her nether regions and, in many cases, throughout her entire body. A testimonial from alleged Foria users shows little reservation in singing the product’s praises. Whether you or your lady will be among the acolytes depends, according to Foria’s makers, entirely on your individual reaction to such pre-titilation stimulation. So, it’s like anything else…

Naughty America on Roku!

Naughty America, the nation’s most patriotic online pornography network, has been filling the homes, phones, and workplace computers of Americans with hardcore sexuality since 2004. Now, however, it has its sights set on your living room – and not via your DVD player, either. Roku, the streaming video player that brings HTTP Live Streaming to your living room television, hasn’t exactly been overflowing with decent adult entertainment options since its launch back in 2008. A few big shots like Videobox, FyreTV, and Reality Kings took to Roku to expand the reach of their services, but most adult entities for some odd reason stayed away. Naughty America’s recent revelation of a dedicated NA Roku channel, then, was like a biblical decree from a mountaintop: “Thou shalt watcheth pornographs in the comfort of thine own living room or home theater!”

Naughty America’s Roku channel doesn’t carry over all the features that have made Naughty America such a perpetual favorite amongst smut fans – noticeably absent is a good chunk of the complete video collection and the recently unveiled 4K High Definition video format – but there’s certainly a strong selection of material already online, with more coming every day. Naughty America’s Roku app currently offers existing members TV access to their Favorites, as well as Latest Scenes and Featured Scenes, and the work of Featured Pornstars featured on the legendary network. Roku users can also examine the contents of 33 Naughty America sites and view their selections in both 720p and 1080p resolutions. Best of all, there’s no delay between an update going live on the website and it being added to NA’s Roku selections.

Ok, Bang Bros, Brazzers, Porn Pros, Team Skeet and any other adult network wanting to remain relevant in this, the 21st Century… now it’s your turn to attempt a take over of the living rooms of America.