Month: September 2015

Erik Everhard Heads to Europe

Europe is in the throes of a major refugee and immigration crisis with hundreds of thousands of Syrians, Afghanistan, Eritrea, Darfur, Iraq, Pakistan, and many other Middle Eastern and African people fleeing the devastation of their homelands for the relative safety and security of the European Union. But not everyone flocking to the Continent is searching for the most basic forms of peace and prosperity. Some are searching for a sexual, artistic, and professional satisfaction they no longer could find at home. People like this guy.

Erik Everhard

Here at home in good ol’ North America, however, one of our favorite sons decided he’d had enough of sitting around LA resting on his considerable laurels, packed his bags and headed off to Budapest to conquer the entire European continent. Erik Everhard, AVN Hall of Famer and hugely successful producer/director/performer, doesn’t exactly have a plan, though, telling XBIZ that he’ll weigh his options upon arrival and has no plans to immediate start working, instead taking a more casual approach to the next phase of his illustrious career. For starters, he’s been Tweeting some beautiful black and white photographs taken on his relocation journey thus far.

With his asshole-friendly dick still very much eager for action – Everhard’s one of those, “I’m in porn for the pleasure,” guys – the Canadian porn legend has even teamed up with one of Europe’s most distinguished pornographers, Mr. Rocco Siffredi. If this pairing is any indication, it looks like we might be seeing Mr. Everhard in even more intense scenes than he’s given us in the past. As an expert anal and DP performer, perhaps European porn’s fondness for stuffing women completely full of dick will suit him (and us, his fans) just fine.

 

Erik Everhard @ Evil Angel

7-11 Now Caters to Lazy Daters

7-11 pink slurpeeWhen it’s 3am and you’re stumbling half-drunk down Second St, failing to flag down a taxi and unable to wrangle your Uber app into doing what it’s supposed to, convenience store giant 7-11 is an absolute god send. When you’re blazing with your buddies and dream up a liquid concoction involving Mountain Dew, Miller Lite, and the extracted juices of a nine-hour-old hot dog, again 7-11 saves the day. But when you’re unable to supplant yourself from wherever it is you’re doing whatever it is you’re doing – say, it’s going well with a new ladyfriend over drinks at your apartment when you both start getting pangs of hunger – a brick-and-mortar location can’t provide a truly convenient service, unless…

Braving new territory in the realm of corporate retail convenience chains, 7-11 has announced that four of its largest markets (Manhattan, Brooklyn, Los Angeles, and Chicago) will now be able to order pre-packed products for home delivery. First up, packs devoted to Game Day, Endurance, and the Sniffles aimed respectively at augmenting the thrill of your favorite Big Game™, priming you for peak athletic performance, and aiding your recovery from a mild cold. The last of the four packs making leading the charge for 7-11’s new endeavor, which spokeswoman Margaret Chabris told the New York Daily News will “redefine convenience,” are far more suited to Mr. Pink’s readership than those just mentioned. 7-11’s Date Night Pack brings the purchaser Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream, a can of Red Bull (for staying power!), a Hershey’s chocolate bar (to boost your already heightened libidos), and, most importantly, some Trident gum and a trio of Trojan Ultra Thin condoms to ensure the only thing you’re passing to each other is the quickly emptying tub of Ben & Jerry’s. And, if the two of you hit the sauce while getting saucy (and assuming she stayed over) 7-11’s Hangover Pack should soothe what ails ya (along with some nice, slow good-morning recovery sex) with extra-strength Acetaminophen, Fruit Punch Gatorade, a Smoked Turkey and Pepper Jack Sandwhich, and, the most crucial item of all, one large Pepperoni Pizza direct from the reliably questionable oven rack at your nearest participating 7-11 location.

The cost of 7-11’s ultra-convenient home-delivered packs run from just $9.75 for the Endurance to $25 for Game Day with Date Night and Hangover sitting at $20 and $15 each. Throw in $2 for delivery and you’re looking at a whole new level of near-instant gratification to augment your Earthly search for happiness. Kudos, 7-11. Kudos to you.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 15th, 2015

mrpinksAs one door closes, another opens. Or (if you’ve read the blog this week) as one pornstar leaves, another re-enters. And, as another week transpires, so too does Mr. Pink’s interest in porn reviews past. Already looking forward to next week’s agenda, allow me to pause a moment and inform you, dear reader, of what we’ve examined over the last few days under the Pink-O-Scope: the entirety of Sensual Girl, a four-site network dealing in erotic fellatio, nude modeling, raunchy threesomes, and the pairing of old men and young women. Sure, it’s not for everyone, but nothing is. Scope out Class Studios’ Sensual Girl network then head back here and holler at me if you’re not thrilled. After all, next week is a whole new thing.

The Return of ‘The Real Buttwoman’

Alexis Texas
When Alexis Texas swept the porn-viewing world by storm during the waning days of the first decade of the 21st century, thick-assed white women were where it’s at. Nowadays, nothing much has changed which makes today’s porn world ripe for the return of the blonde big-bootied marvel. Having announced an exclusive directing deal with Elegant Angel back in June of this year, Ms. Texas unleashed her EA debut, Big Booty Tryouts, was released soon after and confirmed that the queen of ass still retains the same rear-ended interests she did before taking a two-year break from shooting. But, really, Big Booty Tryouts was just the first taste of what Texas has lined up.

Appointed Elegant Angel’s official derriere deity back in 2008, Ms. Texas perfectly embodied the title that later went to Kelly Divine and most recently Jada Stevens, shooting her very first anal scene for Alexis Texas is Buttwoman. Not content to let other ass-tastic pornstars steal her spotlight, Elegant Angel has granted the returning star another chance to embody the Buttwoman moniker like nobody else can. The perfect showcase, of course, is The Real Buttwoman Returns, the latest in the series and the first directed by Texas. Joined by Abella Danger, Blair Williams, and enough erect men to create a gangbang (her first), this latest Alexis Texas joint might not be the first movie of her return, but it’s undoubtedly the first one that really matters. Alexis Texas is back, y’all, and she’s still fucking amazing!


The Real Buttwoman Returns is released from Elegant Angel’s vault on October 1st.