March, 2016 | Mr. Pink's Blog

Easter Comes Closer

Bambi Brooks

This time of year it’s not at all uncommon to find pornstars wearing bunny-ear headbands with whiskers and a small black noise painted on their faces, bouncing around in search of a holiday treat. This year, Reality Kings, Team Skeet, and Passion HD lead the charge of brand new Easter porn with a strong showing of scenes ranging from Easter Bunny cosplay to egg-hunters discovering something else instead, all the way to Easter orgies that bring women and men together in spiritual and sexual harmony. Let’s crack this delectable pornographic egg open and see what kinda candy flows out, huh, folks?

Team Skeet site Exxxtra Small this Easter sees teeny-tiny Bambi Brooks bounce around an expansive garden in search of chocolate eggs. Following a trail of goodies into a strange bedroom, the young Ms. Brooks soon finds herself face-to-cock with Karlo Karrera. Reality Kings makes its Easter contribution via Cum Fiesta in a scene starring stunningly curvaceous newcomer Skyla Novea. With rabbit ears atop her head and a skimpy black bodysuit barely hiding her amazing figure, Skyla soon drops to her knees to show Brick Danger how eager she is to make this an Easter to remember. Passion HD’s contribution is also an Easter Egg hunt, this time starring another young blonde spinner, Alex Grey, in a scene that seem fairly similar to Exxxtra Small’s contribution.

Really, though, fuck-fans… Where are the bunny-costumed women smashing melting chocolate against each others’ bodies, ditching church to lick cunt, and otherwise pushing Easter porn further than ever before? How would you like to see your favorite porn studios, sites, and networks celebrate the Easter season? Leave a comment, let Mr. Pink’s know, and I’ll do my damnedest to lobby studios to develop wilder holiday properties, you have my word.

Rodriguez y Santana: Latina Explosion

Latina performers have been thrilling porn audiences for decades. From the early efforts of Raylene to Rebeca Linares’ insatiable enthusiasm to the more recent eruption of talented newcomers Abella Anderson and Gina Valentina, there’s long been a steady stream of incoming Latina talent to add a little extra spice to your porno palette. Now two of the Latina contingent’s finest are to be featured in showcase releases from New Sensations and Royal Empire Productions: Veronica Rodriguez and Sadie Santana, congratulations!

Due for release later this year through New Sensations, Veronica Rodriguez: Latina Squirt Goddess sees the 96lb Venezuelan take on Mick Blue and Adriana Chechik in an intense threesome loaded with eruptions of vaginal fluid that gushes over everyone present. Rodriguez, a known super-squirter, says her director William H. is somehow able to encourage her ejaculations, having shot anywhere from six to twenty of Rodriguez’s squirts in previous scenes.

Also on the calendar for an impending release is a DVD showcasing the talents of Sadie Santana, including tales of pseudo-incestuous congress, manual penile stimulation, and incredible blowjobs, which are fast becoming her trademark. Ms. Santana hasn’t been shooting for Royal Empire more than two years but is already proving a valuable asset, one the studio clearly wants to celebrate in The Sadie Santana Project.

Yo, Gina Valentina, the stakes have been raised, girl! If this is where you want to be in two years, well, keep on smoking up the small screen and we’ll see you in twenty-four months.

Veronica Rodriguez @ JulesJordan.com

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 15th, 2016

mrpinks With last week’s all-Reality Kings review slate, we here at Mr. Pink’s thought it best not to rush away from this most excellent network and instead aim for a smooth transition from the likes of the legendary MILF Hunter and upstart Teens Love Huge Cocks to other pornographic pastures. The Wankz network might be largely unknown, but it’s not likely to stay that way with such a comprehensive take on hardcore porn. Plumper Pass, however well known, deserves more respect, attention, and masturbatory tributes, loaded as it is with the hottest BBW pornstars alive! Next week, Mr. Pink’s will be tackling one last Reality Kings site and a trio of unrelated adult efforts. Will they prove steamier and more satisfying even than Reality Kings? Come back next week for more brand new porn reviews and find out for sure.

Evil Angel Celebrates Sasha

The end of this month sees the 28th birthday of one Sasha Grey, former pornstar, current who-knows-what, and alleged mainstream crossover success, and to celebrate Evil Angel is releasing a showcase DVD compiling the best, most fierce performances of Ms. Grey’s illustrious career. Shot by different directors over a few years, Evil Angels: Sasha Grey sees the infamous teenage superslut indulge in straight and lesbian sex, the latter aided along by director/co-star Belladonna in what is undoubtedly on the most intense scenes of either woman’s career. Five other directors lent their hand to capturing these scenes of Sasha choking on dicks black and white and plastic, smashing her face into another woman’s labia, requesting a gut-punch during an extreme fetish-focused orgy, and otherwise proving herself totally in charge of her own sexuality, confronting and abusive though it may seem.

Evil Angels: Sasha Grey

While it’s a little disappointing that Evil Angel apparently cannot be bothered to give the non-HD scenes an HD upgrade, leaving them looking like relics of yesteryear, some fans might argue that there was a time and place for Sasha Grey and this compilation captures her (and it) perfectly, grungy resolutions and all. Evil Angel’s Justin Rich calls the release “A greatest hits package from the peak of Sasha’s career.” A career Rich also claims successfully crossed over into movies (The Girlfriend Experience) and music (aTelecine, Current 93, Sasha’s non-porn work has reached a much smaller audience than the work highlighted by this Evil Angel release. Ever listened to a band called aTelecine? Are you a longtime Current 93 fan who wishes one-time members Andrew WK and Sasha Grey split off into a subgroup concerned solely with writing porn-and-partying jams? Nope, then aside from having an A-list Oscar-winning director (albeit one known for occasional bombs) cast her in a super-low-budget indie feature, I’d say Sasha Grey’s porn career is about as close as she’s come to mainstream popularity. After all, it’s no secret that many porn viewers won’t admit to it publicly and, at one point, no adult performer was more Googled than Sasha Grey. And, while that’s certainly not the case these days, Evil Angels: Sasha Grey should do a damn good job of reminding us all what the reign of Sasha Grey was really like. In a word: flabbergasting.

Evil Angels: Sasha Grey is out March 28th from Evil Angel Video.