Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 1st, 2016

mrpinksMemorial Day just passed and brought porno fans a handful of tasty treats in celebration of our fallen armed service men and women, and Mr. Pink’s brings you a full slate of brand new porn reviews to keep your spirits (among other things) up. Score Group got some more attention this week with assessments of Score Videos, Scoreland, Naughty Mag, and the company’s token teen site 18Eighteen. Next week things get a little wilder with looks at HardX, EroticaX, and DarkX a powerful trio of hot new hardcore sites. Until then, stay Pink!

Makin’ Memorial Day Memories

Elsa Jean

The United States’ national day of remembrance of those who died serving in the armed forces defending our freedom from despots and tyrants and that ol’ reliable threat of communist dominos. A much sadder version of Veterans Day is how some people think of Memorial Day, the focus being on those no longer with us. But how do we best remember those men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for their nation. Why, we shoot some racy Memorial Day porn in their honor, of course!

Monday saw many of us kicking back in the outdoors, barbecuing something bloody, drinking something bubbly, and daydreaming about a life where everyday is a holiday. The major porn networks, though, were releasing their Memorial Day celebrations, trying to steal us porn lovers away from family, friends, and backyard football in favor of triple-headed blowjobs, stars-and-stripes bikinis, and explosive sex with foxy American babes.

Naughty America’s My Friend’s Hot Girl site presented a trio of incredible women – Abigail Mac, Anastasia Hart, and Subil Arch – in a soapy boat-washing sessions after which they all pounced on the owner, Johnny Castle, insisting that now his boat is spotless and clean, it’s time for Johnny to take care of this trio.

Passion HD brought in porno newbie Lucy Doll, she of mousey high-pitched voice, inviting her to don a red, white, and blue bikini, jump in the hot tub, twerk just above the waterline, and take her fill of… why it’s Johnny Castle again, having the best Memorial Day any working stiff could ask for! A brand new site by the same folks behind Passion HD also joined in the celebrations of the day, Lubed bringing another POV view of lithe young blonde Elsa Jean as she oiled up her nubile body, stared into the camera lens, and fucked “your” brains out, this time white Chad White doing to the deep-dicking honors. Tiny4K, also connected to the Passion HD network, roped in fan favorite Dillion Harper for ‘Red, White and Brunette’ a showcase of Harper’s delectable curves, sweet demeanor, and devotion to life, liberty, and the pursuit of sexual bliss. Sucking a popsicle that soon melts from skin contact, a cum-covered Dillion ends her scene with an obvious sign-off “Happy Memorial Day.”

It may not be clear must how these hardcore romps from Naughty America, Passion HD, Tiny4K, and Lubed really honor the memories of those who died fighting for the USA, except that this, folks, is A) Why the terrorists hate us, B) evidence of our unparalleled freedoms, C) what those brave soldiers died for, the chance to beat off to themed porn during a national holiday.

Buck & Valentina & Boys & Girls

Girl/Boy 2

Ever since she started producing and directing porn, creating her own concepts and style, Dana Vespoli has been pushing boundaries. From lampooning the sharing economy with ScrewberX, shooting female-POV pegging scenes, and bringing fans into an intimate space with her Real Sex Diary series, Vespoli’s sexual imagination seems unbound by the accepted standards of the industry, the audience, or mainstream society at large. Her latest directorial effort is bound to confound and confuse many would-be fans, invite a whole new audience into the Evil Angel world, and arguably cement Valentina Nappi as the most mature, intelligent, and respectable pornstar currently working.

The sequel to Vespoli’s 2013 release Girl/Boy, a title which saw gender-bending, cross-dressing, and transsexualism playing a central role in the sordid affairs of Ms. Nappi, Manuel Ferrara, genderqueer performer Jiz Lee, and Vespoli herself, the upcoming Girl/Boy 2 pushes things even further into the muddled world of gender fluidity. Joining the returning Ms. Nappi and Jiz Lee are Marcus Dupree, Sovereign Syre, Venus Lux, and one of porn’s most controversial, challenging performers, Mr. Buck Angel.

A trans man, producer and director, acclaimed performer, and valiant defender of sexual freedom, Buck Angel has seen some crossover success with documentaries and television series focusing on his life and work. He has made very few appearances in genuine mainstream (read: mostly hetero) pornography, though, directors perhaps not knowing how to frame a man with genitalia usually regarded as female. Buck’s pussy doesn’t go to waste when paired with Nappi, one of the most enthusiastic fuckers of men, women, and trans people porn has seen in years, and they share mutual masturbation, they sixty-nine, they make-out passionately on the sofa.

Vespoli surely knew she was courting controversy with Girl/Boy 2 and pairing of Nappi and Angel. Already Nappi and Angel’s Instagram followers have started bitching and moaning about the pairing of a trans man and one of porn’s current breakout superstar women. Let ’em, say the performers involved, as they turn online complaints into a call to open-armed sexual and gender acceptance. This is brave, bold, original pornography, y’all, and that often seems to be relegated to low-level fetish sites and small-scale semi-pro studios. Seeing Vespoli, Nappi, Angel, and Evil Angel tackling such a risqué subject is about all the proof this reviewer needs that these are among the most vital voices in porn today.