Double Discount: Lubed and Holed

Lubed Holed

There comes a time in every porn lover’s life when he (or she) is presented with a seemingly impossible decision. Whether a result of tightening one’s financial belt or a matter of practicality, making a choice between two avenues of pornographic inquiry can be damn tough. And when the two options in question are near-identical takes on two thriving porno niches, produced to the highest possible A/V standards, starring devastating newbie pornstars as daring as they are darling, man, that’s not a decision I’d relish having to make.

Two brand-new sites focusing on anal sex and oil-aided massage encounters present a largely POV take on hardcore sex. Lubed takes us down by the poolside to slather up young female figures with lotion and oil, paying close attention to every curve and crevice and every positive physical reaction she shares. Well stocked with threesomes, milk baths, flexibility fetishism, and lusty, steamy bathroom scenes, Lubed ensures every lithe model glistens as she’s fucked for your viewing pleasure not just in 720p and 1080p HD videos, but in amazing 4K Ultra-HD, too!

Holed, on the other hand, ventures into its models’ back passages, spreading their tightest holes open, encouraging modest gapes, and finally filling or painting her with enough seed to sow a few thousand little future sexual deviants. Starring in these POV-heavy scenes, Samantha Rone, Holly Hendrix, Dakota Skye, Rebel Lynn, and Angel Smalls – many of the same models from Lubed.

Presented not as a co-existing pair but as standalone sites loosely connected to Passion HD’s roster of hardcore outlets, Lubed and Holed are an intriguing proposition at their usual price of $29.95-a-month each, but now with Mr. Pink scoring discount deals that get you one month inside each of these immensely promising, super-HQ sites for just $17.95. Considering how many adult sites now push beyond $35, $45, even $50 for access, paying $35.90 for a pair of vicarious sexual powerhouses like Lubed and Holed isn’t an option you’ll want to ignore.

Roku Porn Channel Roundup: Pt. 2

Porn on Roku

Last week at Mr. Pink’s we perused the available adult Roku channels, from Vivid to Videobox, in the hopes that more and more readers will embrace TV-based porn streaming just as eagerly as many already have. Among those sites and studios putting themselves on the Roku system, Videobox, VideosZ, and SugarInstant have long reigned supreme, serving up wide ranges of porno on their very own streaming television service. All equipped with HD videos and breezy navigation, this trip form a solid foundation, yes, but one many viewers will want to expand from with kinkiness, carnality, and cock-hungry pornstars galore.

Pornstar Empire and Adult Empire (Unlimited) make a great pair, the former focusing on A-to-D-list pornstars and featuring quite a lot of exclusive content while the latter can be enjoyed as both as pay-per-view site or in its Unlimited form for endless smutty viewing. Again, both services pump hot HD smut into your living room. Studio streams from Reality Kings and Naughty America should have many Roku owners salivating. While RK does a decent job presenting a select range of its excellent reality-porn, Naughty America really takes the cake here: 360p, 270p, and 1080p HD streaming options support selectable network sites, pornstar profiles, and content from NA affiliates Tonight’s Girlfriend and Perfect Fucking Strangers (though unfortunately no Virtual Reality yet). Infamous purveyor of celebrity porn, Vivid also leaps onto your Roku, bringing with it a bevy of alt.porn, parodies, educational vids, and hardcore sex. What Vivid does lack is information: models are left unidentified, activities un-tagged.

For anyone living with housemates or family members, parental locks on adult Roku channels are essential. Thankfully, Pornstar Empire and ScoreTV both offer pin-lock access prevention – although, for Pornstar Empire, the pin arrives after a screen load of naked boobage. Barely Legal and Hustler’s Forbidden, on the other hand, give you the option of placing on your Roku home screen not a blatantly XXX channel icon but a generic ‘CSB Tutorials’ image that nobody in their right mind would assume leads to illicit entertainment. Vivid, too, allows you to use a SFW icon on your home screen, theirs being one large “V.” (So, unless you’ve got a son named Victor, you should be in the clear.)

A few small snafus occurred during the writing of this here Roku porno roundup and most stemmed from unstable channels tossed into the online pornosphere with seemingly little quality control. Barely Legal’s channel doesn’t work with a standard Barely Legal website membership, but specifically requires a Barely Legal TV account in good standing; Vivid and Reality Kings lacked crucial onscreen information; Hidden charges may prevent you from watching movies on Sugar Instant and Adult Empire.

When you think back a few years and realize that streaming HD porn into your living room via a widescreen plasma TV (or whatever glowing screen warms your body on a cold night alone) was barely a conceivable fantasy, the current state of Roku porn is, for all its faults, missteps, and misguided attempts at multi-platform integration, well worth celebrating.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 16th, 2016

mrpinksSummer’s winding down and leading us into the forthcoming winter chill, so it’d be a good idea to start stockpiling porno for the cold months ahead and where better to start than with this week’s slate of Mr. Pink-reviewed online smut peddlers? Gentle Desire presented us with some decent hardcore erotica but failed to leave its mark on the niche. Teen Mega World’s TMW VR, on the other hand, left that network more futuristic than ever with its UHD 3D VR POV hardcore scenes. Two new pseudo-cest sites from the Team Skeet crew (but not included in the network) that made strong first impressions, POV sister-fucking romp Sis Loves Me and the all-inclusive Family Strokes and its mommies, daddies, and teenage step-siblings all fucking their way into very expensive therapy. Next week is bound to be a little less out-there at Mr. Pink’s, but don’t let that stop you from returning for more brand new porn site reviews.

Roku Porn Channel Roundup: Pt. 1

Porn on Roku

Every now and then we at Mr. Pink’s find ourselves tiring of watching porn on computer screens, tablets, and smart phones, and desire a more optically relaxing viewing experience that takes us to a large flat-screen plasma display and, savior of cord-cutters everywhere, a Roku device. Porn channels aren’t in abundance on the Roku service. nor are those present easy to find, so we figured now would be a good time to assess the state of set-top streaming porno with a Roku Porn Channel Roundup!

Over a few blog installments, Mr. Pink’s will detail the currently available range of adult Roku channels, giving you the lowdown on what’s affordable, what’s HD, where the virtual reality can be found, and whether your family or housemates will spot the smut on a shared Roku device in the hopes that you’ll end up moving masses of hardcore awesomeness to an even larger canvas. First things first, let’s take a look at which adult services have heard the cries of cord-cutters everywhere and added Roku channels to their viewing options.

Pornstar Empire and Adult Empire Unlimited are both fairly recent converts to set-top streaming and bring their massive wide-ranging collections to you TV, as do other megasites AEBN (Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network), Videobox, VideosZ, Exxxtasy, and Sugar Instant, which offers Unlimited, Live, and VR viewing. Hustler brings two of its strongest brands to Roku fans: Barely Legal’s teenage hardcore and Hustler’s Forbidden, the studio’s fetish arm. Joining this legendary studio and aiming more at celebrity sex tapes and classic mainstream smut, Vivid also hits the streaming platform of the people.

When it comes to studios with well defined styles, concepts, and properties that have earned them accolades around the ‘net, Roku welcomes a handful of excellent porno production outfits with more arriving every month. Naughty America serves its standard and VR-viewers via Roku while staunch reality-porn rival Reality Kings brings its main website roster to the streaming service in HD, each challenging the other to up its TV-streaming game while lesser-known network BaDoink follows close behind them. On the fetishistic end of the studio spectrum, Forbidden Fruits Films (use promo code MrPinks), a studio run by Jodi West, also has a Roku channel filled with mother-fucking pseudo-cest movies while the infamously mega-busty Score Group hosts ScoreTV, proving you don’t need to be an uber-popular major mainstream studio to make great use of Roku playability.

Remember, most adult Roku channels are hidden from the Channel Store and must be found via the direct links above before you can add them to your Roku, choose a membership or subscription option, and indulge in some truly salacious television viewing. Next time we tackle porn on Roku we’ll be looking not only at video quality, stream reliability, and content availability, but also which channels provide discreet, anonymous, and child-locked content to ensure your family Roku doesn’t damage others’ tender psyches.