Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 6th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, we’re covering all kinds of sexual entertainment be it Virtual Reality, Eastern European, or shot from the backseat of a moving vehicle. CzechVR brought out the big guns: 3D VR fucking epics designed to have you believing it’s you being ravished by a sexy Euro starlet. Also in the EU, Mental Pass provides members with everything from public pickup-and-hookup scenes to brutal BDSM and perverted casting sessions. The vehicular sex isn’t coming from the usual buses or vans this week, but from a compact passenger vehicle driven by a very British pervert intent on fucking as many female passengers as possible. This driver’s not the only one, either, and there’ll be more next week from the forefront of British porno innovation courtesy of FakeHub. Until then, guv’, ‘ave a good one.

The British are Cumming! The British are Cumming!

Jasmine Jae

For many decades, politicians have capitalized on our global ignorance, branded foreigners as “the other” and manipulated many of us into voting largely to protect American jobs. Most discussion of immigration currently centers around the alleged influx of undocumented people from Mexico and the legal presence of primarily middle-eastern refugees and migrants. Take a look at the porn industry of late and your perception of economic immigration might change a touch.

From blowjobs to creampies to triple-penetration gauntlets, it’s the British that seem to be threatening our local performers with unemployment, thrusting themselves into the US porn scene with an eagerness and energy not seen from an international contingent for some time. Is it a conspiracy? Are recent anti-porn laws threatening the UK industry that severely? Whatever the reasons, here’s a quick look at three outstanding British women already proving themselves exceptional talents.

Unmissable doe-eyed redhead Ella Hughes has popped up across the pornosphere over the past couple of years, often paired with another, older British woman in scenes rife with verbal interplay (including one with Page Three legend Linsey Dawn Mckenzie). After appearing in a skimpy slave outfit in last year’s Star Wars Underworld: A XXX Parody from Digital Playground, Ella added to her long run of DP flicks with a British take on a US porno trope: the freshman hookup in an empty classroom. Paired with a bespectacled Luke Hardy, Rugby team captain Ella makes a plea for fundraising support – curiously in US dollars – then rewards Luke with a welcome-to-college working over.

Stella Cox, naturally curvaceous, bright-eyed, and flirtatious, cut a swathe through low-rent porno wannabes last year and not only proved herself very worthy of screen time but one of the most convincing “romance” performers we’ve yet encountered. And where better to showcase such skills that at Kelly and Ryan Madison’s PornFidelity. Debuting in Boho Beauty #4 back in May of 2016, Stella this year added two more scenes for the husband-and-wife studio, April’s The Public Eye (with Alex Legend), and June’s Real Life #19. The former offers great bodily reflections in a bathtub and well-mirrored bathroom while the latter runs over an hour and sees Mr. Madison unable to hold back, fucking Stella’s mouth in his driveway before heading inside to push further inside her.

Speaking of pushing things inside a female body, that’s something at which the insanely busty, plump-lipped MILFy vixen Jasmine Jae is proving to be far more accomplished at that anyone had previously thought. Given her own showcase feature by Jonni Darkko, the man responsible for similar releases starring Kalina Ryu and Kianna Dior, Jasmine takes on a throng of rock hard men across four brand new scenes: a seven-guy messy-as-hell blowbang, a double-anal foursome with Juelz Ventura, an interracial creampie orgy complete with spoonfed cum-eating, and a scene in which Jasmine dons cat ears and a tail plug, drinks milk on all fours, then is ravaged by six guys, first orally, then anally up to-two-at-a-time, until they’ve left her with a face and belly full of semen. Under Darkko’s direction, Jasmine Jae: No Holes Barred is a powerhouse showcase from an incredibly dynamic performer.

There’ll be more from the British delegation next week as we look into the burgeoning sex-taxi-tourism industry causing a furore in the UK, right here at Mr. Pink’s.