Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 31st, 2017

mrpinksWith mere minutes left in this current annual cycle of 2017, we’re taking a last look at porno before hitting the bottle, cheering at midnight, then collapsing into an exhausted heap. What a year for Mr. Pink’s and for porno in general! This week, more specifically, saw Mr. Pink’s peck out another guest review for Harriet Sugarcookie and her crew of carnal cronies while bringing our own regular readers fresh takes on two out-there hardcore epics. White Ghetto, HD equipped and ready to offend, has much to offer fans of IR, step-cest, group sex, and cuckolding, while Tranny Pros aims at an elegant but explicit take on trans-women and the men and women they fuck, all in 1080p HD for your viewing pleasure. With a post-Christmas porno round-up featured on the blog this week and a schedule that sees even more deviancy in the new year, this is your faithful filmed-fornication expert (and shamelessly ambitious alliterator), Mr. Pink signing off for 2017.

A Snowy, Blowy Christmas

When it rains (or more accurately, snows) it pours! That is often true of family tragedies, tacky Christmas gifts, and holiday porn. Once Christmas Eve hit this year, the pornosphere became as inundated with red-white-and-green-tinted smut as the Midwest USA did with snow. I, Mr. Pink, your intrepid surveyor of seasonal smut, will now attempt a brief round-up of this year’s offerings from all the major and must-watch studios and sites in Adult.


Over at the reliably festive Passion HD, Riley Reid gushes all over a Xmas cock while Piper Perri unwraps another to pry her pussy apart. SpyFam offers up Lily Rader and her ugly-sweatered stepbro in a forbidden family tryst. The Nubiles Porn Network has delivered some goodies this year and Angel Smalls as a reluctantly elf-costumed stepsister to the aptly-named Logan Long is the latest, along with a raunchy New Year’s Eve party starring Ariel McGwire, Emma Hix, and a lucky guy named T.

Brazzers devoted three updates to a parody of everyone’s favorite holiday shoot-em-up, Die Hard, with Mia Markova in the lead role working her magnificent ass in scenes escalating in violence, drama, and sexual adventure. Torn apart from her husband, Danny Mountain, at Christmas, the blonde one-woman-army takes on her heavily-accented antagonists in a rooftop showdown for the ages, one that sees Mia deliver her incredible first DP effort.

Now offering an $8.50-a-month Holiday sale providing full access to the entire network and all 9 Premium sites, Team Skeet is a damn fine holiday bargain featuring four holiday hardcore scenes starring Jillian Janson, Katya Rodriguez, Niki Snow, and Emma Hix (who looks incredible draped in nothing but white string lights).

And, while not exactly Christmas or otherwise holiday themed – so no costumes or gift-wrap or decorated trees – Mofos has come through for its clearly valued members, unveiling a ten-scene Holiday Gift Pack of unseen, original encounters with some of this year’s most glorious new performers and a few established stars. If that isn’t the incentive you’ve been waiting for, would-be Mofos-men, then I don’t know what would be!

Brazzers review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 20th, 2017

mrpinks’Tis the season to stay warm inside under your favorite blanket with your smart phone pointed at your favorite porn site. Here at Mr. Pink’s this week, we’re looking at two highly deviant displays of human sexuality, one a returning favorite, the other receiving its first-ever Mr. Pink’s review. Making its debut, Premium Bukkake showcases the hungriest cum guzzlers in all of Europe, women who’ll down 65 loads before a 4K UHD camera before finishing themselves with a smile. Fetish Network returns for another look this week, its new sites Operation Escort, Latina Patrol, and Teen Creeper, all delivering 4K video, proving to be especially interesting takes on kinky hardcore. As for our annual celebration of seasonal smut, we’re off to a solid start this week – check out the blog! We’ll be back next week for a post-Xmas roundup of what hit the pornosphere while we were enjoying the holidays. Until then, keep jingling them bells!