Month: February 2018

V is for Valentine (and Vagina)

My Slutty Valenitne

It’s here, folks… The big one! The one day of the calendar year on which you’re expected to go above and beyond to demonstrate the affection and love you feel for that special someone in your life. Roses, chocolates, or a candlelit dinner can tick the boxes of some more traditional women, but those with modern tastes may find such traditional tropes a bit stale by this stage. Whatever our male readers end up doing to woo their favorite filly, perhaps those ladies (and gents) among our audience who’ll be thinking of the sexually frustrated guy in their life will find the following guide to Valentine’s Day most helpful. Detailing the ins and outs of porn’s hottest V-day scenes along with the best discount offers going this week, this could very well help you have a Valentine’s to really remember!

Should your fella or lady have a known fondness for taboo step-cest or faux-cest smut, it really is their year this year. Nubiles Porn, home to a number of family-fucking sites, this year brings us Dani Jensen seduced by her stood-up stepson at Moms Teach Sex, red-bow-wrapped Tara Ashley asking her step-bro to take her anal virginity at My Family Pies, and Elsa Jean accepting a messy, creamy Valentine from her step-bro at Bratty Sis. Currently promoting a Valentine’s Day discount on monthly and yearly memberships, the Nubiles Porn empire immerses you in sordid taboo hookups aplenty.

Adding another trendy taboo element to the Valentine’s porn spree this year is Brazzers, who roped in the always enthusiastic Britney Amber for a two-partner detailing the Groundhog Day that is the cheating wife’s February 14th. Reliving the day her husband interrupted her tryst and demanded divorce twice over, Britney is faced with tough decisions: try to get her kicks again or remain faithful. Throwing down with Jax Slayher in Part 1 and giving Xander Corvus her ass in Part 2, this insatiable wife risks it all for lust. And, offering fans a 30% V-day discount on memberships, Brazzers makes a fine treat for the less romantic, more carnal part in us all.

Brazzers review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 8th, 2018

mrpinksNow that the AVNs have wound down and the winners are recovering from the hang- and bang-overs and getting back to work, we decided to take a look at two very different sites from two very different studios. She Plays with Her Cock isn’t Nacho Vidal’s best effort, but it is a powerfully transgressive take on sexual fluidity. Shot from the perspective of a dominant, demanding, big-dicked father figure, Bad Daddy POV features takedowns, seductions, and taboo playing with step-daughters, nieces, babysitters, and mature babes play-acting as young, ditzy sluts, all wrapped in a tasty HD package. On the blog, we’re taking a look at decisions and their consequences with Kendra Sunderland, whose recent retirement announcement has many fans either sobbing, stroking, or searching for a new favorite utterly indecent college girl. That should give you plenty with which to refine your porno consumption, folks, but I’ll see you again soon with another dose of porno assessments!

Kendra Sunderland: Back to the Books

Kendra Sunderland

From the somewhat ambiguous statements made over recent weeks by Kendra Sunderland, the infamous “library girl” who went on to serious porno stardom under the tutelage of acclaimed director Greg Lansky, is ditching onscreen dick-sucking in favor of continuing her education. That’s right, sports fans, Kendra Sunderland is retiring!

Rising to infamy after one of her very first webcam shows, one in which she flashed her chest and masturbated in the Oregon State University Library, went viral, Kendra Sunderland soon left her life as a struggling student and waitress for a full-blown career in webcamming. Initially rebuffing requests for hardcore bookings in the LA area, Sunderland eventually relented and shot a series of absolutely stunning showcases for Greg Lansky’s Vixen and Blacked sites. Rising quickly to the top of the porn world after initial shoots in men’s mags, Sunderland was soon the toast of the Valley, was crowned 2016’s Vixen Angel of the Year, and earned herself an AVN Award for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene in 2017 with co-star Mick Blue.

All good things, as we all know, must come to an end, though, and Kendra Sunderland, who once admitted to the Daily Dot that she has has “a problem of just doing stuff without thinking through the consequences and researching it beforehand,” is leaving porn to find happiness at another educational institution. Telling her fans in late January of her decision to enroll in an Animal Sciences program, the starlet was met with congratulations, support, and a few tears. Further explaining her career plans, she revealed that her “retirement” isn’t truly a full retirement, just a distancing from the mainstream porn world. Vowing to continue developing content for her Porn Hub Premium and Only Fans profiles, Kendra won’t be stepping entirely out of adult, instead using her well established reputation to propel a self-directed performing career in a direction both more satisfying and sustainable.

So, while some fans will be crowing “She’ll be back!” and others will forever remove her from their mental porn-based spank bank, we at Mr. Pink’s would like to thank Ms. Sunderland for her contribution and express our best wishes for her future. The decision to enter porn is no doubt a hard one – though the record states it didn’t give Kendra much pause – and the decision to leave is far from simple, too, so we should congratulate the woman on potentially walking away from a career that made her a household name, the subject of millions’ of erections, and one of the most envied new performers in the adult world.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 3rd, 2018

mrpinksLast week on Mr. Pink’s blog we brought you a quick recap of what Australian cock-crusher Angela White has been up to since landing on US shores. With her incredible nine-award slaying of the 2018 AVN Awards, however, we’re looking at the lady and her very fine work once again. As for reviews, this week we look at two attempts to fuse intensely kinky sex with high-glamor and an erotic air. Dana Vespoli’s Twisted Visual delivered strong HD hardcore starring pornstars both mainstream and outlier in all kinds of kinky scenarios – awesome stuff! Explicite Art, the work of Frenchman John B. Root, takes a more classical approach and doesn’t bend the gender norms as much, but it still packs an erotic wallop well worth experiencing. Next week will see us examine two even kinkier sites, so strap yourselves in and return here next week for more of Mr. Pink’s patented perversity!