As all of us at Mr. Pink’s settle down and steady ourselves for what promises to be quite an enjoyable week reviewing more sites from two great adult networks, it comes time to share with you, dear reader, a choice nugget of information that could have you saving money and enjoying the web’s best porn as easily as you’d order a pizza. Now celebrating its 10th anniversary and a bunch of brand-new features to aid your browsing of its 32 exclusive websites, Brazzers, the most colorfully creative hardcore porn network known to man. Although lingering behind Naughty America’s now-4K HD videos, Brazzers still produces some fine lookin’ smut at 720p and 1080p resolutions both. And with legendary sites like Teens Like it Big, Mommy Got Boobs, Big Wet Butts, Dirty Masseur, Doctor Adventures, and ZZ Series (which recently showcased Brazzers’ feature productions The Whore of Wall St. and One Night in the Valley) pumping out some truly fierce porn starring every mainstream (and newcomer) pornstar with any sense, Brazzers is arguably the biggest name and strongest brand in online porn. And now you can enjoy it all month long for a measly $19.95.
THE MATH:
Brazzers provides its members with 32 exclusive websites loaded with 5,785 scenes starring some 1,450 women, Breaking these figures down to a per-item cost sees how worthwhile this current $19.95 Brazzers deal really is. While $19.95 only saves you $5-a-month on paper, in porn it seems like a fantastic bargain, netting you a single one of ZZ’s irreverent and adventurous HD hardcore episodes for .0034¢! You could also view your cost as paying 62¢ for each Brazzers site, a bargain by anyone’s definition and one well worth heading on over to Brazzers to celebrate. After all, it is their birthday, but it looks like you’re getting the gifts.