AVN 2012: The Democratic Porn Awards

AVN AwardsDevoted fans of adult entertainment have always been able to vote with their wallets, but this year Adult Video News is giving them the chance to vote with their trackpads and mice. In addition to the multitude of categories of professional competition in the 2012 AVN Awards, the folks at AVN have decided to rely on the opinions of the porn-viewing public to determine who rules supreme on viewers laptop, iPhone, and television screens this season.

The four categories cover three of the most essential awards – Best Body, Favorite Porn Star, and Hottest Sex Scene – while the last is definitely a sign that pornstars who communicate with fans via social networking sites are much loved. Twitter Queen will arguably be the most hotly contested award, but in the opinion of this reporter, there’s only one woman who can truly claim to be the most actively read and frequently discussed Tweeter in porn (even if she has allegedly retired) and that’s Ms. Bree Olson, author of such notable musings as ” I was reading an Alton Brown cookbook while getting fucked in the ass last night. It was an interesting experience,” and “Forgot my vibrator buy one take pic and giveme # and I’ll let u cum 2 hotel &fuckeme 2nite Vegas.” Who else but the woman proclaimed by Howard Stern to be The World’s Biggest Whore could snag an award celebrating extreme filthiness in fewer than 140 characters?

You’ve only got until Jan. 12, 2012 to cast your votes, smut fans, so you’d better get a-motivatin’ on over to the AVN Awards site where  your vote really does count for something.

Putting a Cap on Porn

Mr. Pink's CondomAs detailed last month right here at Mr. Pink’s, residents of the City of Los Angeles may soon be voting on a ballot measure that would make it impossible for porn production entities to receive shooting permits without guaranteeing that all performers would be equipped with condoms, dental dams, and other prophylactics. As the proposed initiative gathers steam in the lead-up to July’s elections, arguments for and against mandated condom usage and the enforcement thereof are becoming more and more contentious. AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) Associate Director of Communications Lori Yeghiayan has claimed that the recently quoted (LA Times, Dec. 19, 2011) $4.4 Million an “estimate for total city and county costs,” and far exceeds the actual cost to the city of LA, which she suggests is more in the ballpark of $700,000. (An amendment to the Times article published this comment from Yeghiayan and suggested erroneous reporting of the higher figure.)

Last Tuesday, Jan. 3rd, AHF started a petition drive with the goal of placing a similar measure on the forthcoming ballot in the Los Angeles County elections, casting their influence over a far wider area and encompassing far more of the adult entertainment industry than the initial movement had. Now, once again, that $4.4 Million figure has come back into play, this time as the estimated cost of landing the measure on the Los Angeles County ballot. Where would the money go? Why, presumably to AHF, of course. After all, who else is more adequately equipped and motivated to uphold and enforce a proposed law enacted to supposedly protect adult entertainment workers against HIV and AIDS infections than AIDS Healthcare Foundation itself?

A recent editorial in the Times has aligned that new source with AHF’s cause, but with HIV and AIDS infections on the rise within the close by Navajo Nation (as also reported in LA Times; Jan. 4, 2012), it should be clear to the Times’ editorial department that a far more pressing matter requiring AHF’s attention is quite literally just around the corner.

Happy Horny Holidays! Pt. 2

Kelly MadisonAs detailed in Mr. Pink’s previous holiday blog, the most prominent porn networks have been adding some sizzling Christmas-themed scenes over the past week and more are undoubtedly on the horizon. What of those pornstars whose websites don’t get quite as much traffic as the major players? What of women like Rachel Aziani and Kelly Madison. what of Wifey and Joanna Angel? Well, thankfully all of these luscious ladies are well and truly in the mood for celebrations of the most carnal kind. Here’s what you can expect from their personal dens of seasonal sexuality:

Rachel Aziani, the Omaha native with an incredible 34DD rack, is appears to be taking it somewhat easy this Christmas season, but she has managed to add one 569-image photo shoot to her site. Showing off her incredible physique, this breathtaking MILF is all gussied up in a kinky red, white-fur-trimmed lingerie outfit that’ll certainly get your sleigh-bells jingling!

– Not one to settle for second place, Kelly Madison added her very own hardcore tale that sees her covering for the sick Santa, delivering presents around the globe. Almost finished for the night, she stumbles across a guy in an elf costume who has very definite ideas about how he should thank this MILF-a-licious substitute Santa. (Hint: it involves lots of titty-fucking.)

– Wifey of Wifey’s World loves nothing more than dressing up in a sultry outfit or costume and coaxing a big juicy load from her husband’s cock, but this Christmas she has stayed in her civvies and sold herself to a lonely guy just so she could pay for Hubby’s Christmas present! After fucking her John and  taking all of his huge load, Wifey definitely earns her money. I just wonder what Hubby will think…

– Last, but most certainly not least, we have the LA porn scene’s favorite Jew keeping up her annual tradition of throwing a dreidel into the otherwise Christmas-focused seasonal adult entertainment offerings. That’s right, folks, Joanna Angel celebrates Hanukkah with eight special gifts, each one a stiff dick with which she gladly plays. Instead of spreading the fucking out over eight sex-crazed nights, Joanna feasts on this octococked team of guys in one hell of a gangbang. Ay-yay-yay, whatta woman!

From all of us here at Mr. Pink’s, we wish you, dearest readers, a safe, happy, and sexually satisfying holiday season, whatever your affiliation. Here’s to the end of another great year in pornography!