Naughty America Busts Out!

Melina MasonI don’t mean to insult the single and lonely out there, but, man, having a girlfriend sure is great! You get to make out, fondle her boobs while she straightens her hair, and, unless you’ve been together for a long, long time, get laid on a regular basis. Hell, if you’re lucky enough you might even have a girlfriend that enjoys blowing you almost as much as you enjoy being blown. There’s really only one downside to having a girlfriend: monogamy. Monogamy is hard even in the most satisfying relationship but it certainly doesn’t help when your GF has a few friends with A+ racks! Naughty America knows this all too well and has just launched a brand new site built around this very premise.

My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend might not be the most succinct title for a porn site, but it sure is accurate. Fantasy is the name of the game here and you’re invited to live out yours with such boob-tastic performers as Madison Ivy and Natasha Nice already taking starring roles on this fledgling Naughty America effort. The scenes themselves are fairly typical of NA’s M.O. and see some lucky cocksman play the part of a guy whose girlfriend just doesn’t seem to be fulfilling his needs, either because she’s an outright ball-buster or she just doesn’t have the norks to satisfy a dedicated tits man. The nine scenes already online at My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend start out with cleavage-baring teases wrapping the guys around their perky pink nipples. It soon gets hardcore, however, in sex scenes filled with plenty of boob-fondling and titty-fucking, and usually concluding with pop-shots aimed squarely at the astounding racks of Karina White, Nicole Aniston, Melina Mason, and Jayden Jaymes; each one more blessed in the chest than the last.

As if you needed another reason to join the ranks of Naughty America members, My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend puffs up its array of ample chests knowing that no matter who she is or how many times you’ve heard her bitch and moan to your girl about some jerk mistreating her, a great rack is a great rack and that’s that.

Natasha Nice

Porn for Saint Paddy

Samantha Saint - Naughty AmericaNow that we’ve all overcome our post-St. Patrick’s Day hangovers, how about a quick glance back in time to see what we all missed while downing pints of green beer and Guinness at our local taverns?

Brazzers, which holds a very impressive 94% rating from yours truly, presented its members with a scene starring Hailey Young, Ramon Nomar, and the most enviable little person this side of Warwick Davis. In the scene, Hailey, a nurse at O’Sullivan’s Mental Hospital for the Insane, happens upon a feisty lil’ leprechaun in the ER waiting room – naturally, he’s drunk – she reluctantly gets to work on helping him feel better. When things turn sexual, though, Hailey decides to let her fantasies take over by imagining the little Irish¬†fella as handsome security guard Ramon, who gives her a right good plugging in every one of her saintly holes. Ah, nice one, Hailey!

Although definitely a red-white-and-blue pornsite from busty top to jam-packed bottom, Naughty America nonetheless got its members into the Irish festivities with a brand new scene starring Samantha Saint and the guy every woman in porn seems to love fucking, Johnny Sinns. Presented on Naughty America’s My Friend’s Hot Girl website, this scene decks the stunning Samantha out in a tartan skirt and green shirt, bra, panties, and even a green mini top-hat. She gets pretty annoyed with her boyfriend when he buggers off for a basketball game and decides to vent her frustration by fucking his friend Johnny, who has come calling in hopes of enjoying some drunken debauchery with the lads. The perfect way to celebrate St. Paddy’s day!

Also… nothing. Well, shit, folks. Of all the major adult sites, these two seemed to be the only ones looking out for their Irish members. Unless it’s too early to start drinking again, let’s raise our glasses to two of the best damn porn networks on the net, Brazzers and Naughty America. May they be in heaven a good thirty minutes before the devil even knows they’re dead. Sl√°inte!

Eva Angelina Bounces Back

Eva AngelinaPornstars stop performing for any number of reasons. Linda Lovelace panicked, “got out” and saved her sanity; Jenna Haze wanted to focus on directing and fucking her beau, the lead singer of Dillinger Escape Plan; Sasha Grey had to prove herself an artiste, and Hayley Paige just plain died. Eva Angelina, though, her departure from the sexually-explicit screen was a little less worrisome.

Having progressed from flat-chested newcomer in a Shane’s World college-themed blowjob scene to amply-chested, tattooed goddess of hardcore, lascivious, powerful throat, pussy, and anal penetrations, often in the most lurid combinations, on sites such as Brazzers and ZTOD, it seemed like Eva Angelina was poised before her greatest success. She got that success (and one hell of an award) but it didn’t come from AVN or XBIZ or XRCO, it came from her womb.

After welcoming her daughter Silvi Mountain with then-husband and fellow pornstar Danny Mountain in 2008, Eva seemed to disappear from the industry for a number of years. Although rumors about a hastily made decision to quite porn for the suburban life weren’t exactly running rampant, nobody really knew whether or not Eva was planning a comeback. Then, almost out of nowhere, a few scenes started to filter through the networks and she reappeared.

Brazzers was the one of the first sites to showcase the post-baby-body Eva Angelina, with Bang Bros and Naughty America soon to follow, and what a sight it was. Even more decked-out and spruced-up than before, the reinvigorated AVN-winner had shaved the sides of her head, added a few tattoos, and launched herself back into porn, surprising many fans with her noticeably exuberant attitude lending itself perfectly to assfucking and double-penetration scenes with the likes of James Deen and Mick Blue. It had been a while since Eva threw herself headlong into a cockfest, but she proved to be in exemplary shape nonetheless.

Over at Bang Bros, Eva was added last week to the list of pornstar babes who’ve lent their bodies to one of the Bros’ newest sites, Pornstar Spa, and what a welcome return to BB HQ it was! Eva’s stunningly curvaceous body is showcased to perfection by the HD cameras as what is supposed to be a relaxing deep tissue massage turns into sex so hardcore it tests her endurance, flexibility,stamina, kegel power, and resilience as some lucky bastard (and his big purple dildo) gives the new mother a complete working over. In her Naughty America and Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes, Eva showed only a hint of the effect pregnancy has on the female body – stretch-marks being visible for, oh, a few seconds here and there. While this physical “flaw” is bound to turn off some compulsive masturbators, those eager to celebrate the return of one of contemporary porn’s greatest success stories will likely be even more turned on by Ms. Angelina than ever before, stretch-marks and all.

Eva, it’s great to have you back!