The Rise and Fall (and Rise) of Janine

JanineIn July of 2009, Janine Lindemulder, pornstar extraordinaire and the nurse on the cover of Blink-182’s Enema of the State album, was released from prison after spending four months of a six month sentence for tax evasion. Once again back in the free world, Lindemulder devoted most of her time to seeking custody of her daughter with West Coast Choppers founder, Jesse James. Finally awarded full custody of Sunny earlier this year, it appeared things were finally turning around for the one-time queen of tattooed porno sluts. What next, though, for this hard living, hard fucking 43-year-old?

Issuing a press release claiming to have not seen her daughter in five months after James was again granted full custody and moved to Texas, the aggressive Janine seems to be back on the warpath seeking not only visitation rights to Sunny, but attention from media outlets, too. The press release goes on to state that “Janine is returning to the adult industry,” and wants to reveal “her side of the story that involved sex, scandal, celebrity, prison, the custody of a little girl and what the future holds [for Lindemulder herself.”

Does this mean we’ll be seeing the Amazonian rocker slut back in the on-screen saddle again sometime soon? Let’s hope so. The “alt.porn” stars of today could learn a thing or two from a woman who simply refuses to give up and let some Sandra Bullock-bonking, reality TV show-starring, hog-straddler steal her thunder!

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