Adriano & Stagliano: Evil Anal Experts

When it comes to ass, both the general worship and specific penile penetration of, porn aficionados routinely turn to two directors: Mike Adriano, whose ultra-close-up views and obsession with rectal exploration have made him a hugely divisive figure among fans, and John Stagliano, the no-less controversial main man at Evil Angel and possessor of the world-class nickname “Buttman.” With an entire generation of newbie starlets eager to shoot with the two maestros, Evil Angel unveils a dual release entitled, appropriately enough, Anal Experts.

Katrina Jade anal

No longer performing in anything harder than light fetishistic fondling, Stagliano directs Bill Bailey and the heavily inked Juan Lucho as they work their way inside the enticing assholes of Katrina Jade and Gia Derza, respectively. Ms. Derza came in with her ass open, so to speak, for Jules Jordan a mere eight months ago and Katrina Jade open her back door for business a while ago, so both certainly deserve expert status. Jade, the veteran of the two, even goes so far as to take Bailey’s nuts in her ass and dick in her pussy – which should make classic porn meme fans giddy as fuck – but then flips the fucking script and switches holes. There’s no acronym for this anal insanity, folks, putting Adriano with some serious fucking catching up to do. Let’s see how our unlicensed proctologist does in his portion of Anal Experts, shall we?

Having never since he sat in the director’s chair (at least to my knowledge) cast another cock but his own, Mike Adriano once again does the duties on his pair of aspiring anal freaks. First up is the return to the signature hyper color courtyard setting of one Vanessa Sky, committing her second act of sodomy under Adriano’s name. Following his usual patterns, Mike talks to both Vanessa and Lila Fray, a self-described “super-slut/librarian/bunny” and bona fide camgirl cum brand-new pornstar, first before watching them parade around, fondling their breasts and behinds, and letting his tongue get to know their various body parts. He then proceeds to keep the lube flowing, his dick hard and, after an intense oral detour, firmly focused on fucking their asses. Gapes aplenty and lots of rectal inspections should suit the more deviant viewers but even those who prefer a simple straightforward anal pounding will rejoice at seeing Adriano’s utterly unique style applied to such lively starlets.

If that wasn’t enough – and, really, it might be what puts Stagliano on top in this battle of the anal auteurs – we’re given two substantial behind-the-scenes clips detailing the trials and tribulations of Katrina Jade’s and Gia Derza’s Anal Expert efforts. Buttman, you’re a class act!

Well, if that wasn’t enough to keep your New Year’s resolution of paying for quality porn intact and focused on Evil Angel, maybe a quick gander at the titles arriving this week at Evil Angel HQ reveals two very promising ass-focused movies: Jonni Darkko’s I Love Anal and Butthole Bandits, directed by one Proxy Paige, an astounding ass-queen herself. We’re only a few weeks into 2019, folks, and it’s already a fucking fantastic year to be an Evil Angel fan.

Evil Angel review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 3rd, 2019

mrpinksHappy New Year from Mr. Pink’s, my fine fapping friends! We’re starting things off with a scorching week here at Rancho Pinko with a trio of excellent and varied sites from around the world. Representing the EU (or what’s left of it), Private Classics took us on a tour through Continental porno history. Pin Up Files courted a bevy of busty-as-fuck models from around the world and displayed them for our viewing pleasure. And the infamous motherfuckers of Mofos Network proved they’re still some of the most unrepentant pervs working in porn today – and doing it all for the US of A! Of course, we couldn’t let 2019 hit without detailing the best and boldest NYE-themed porno parties taking place this year – check that out on the blog and be sure to return next week for another triple-dose of porno wisdom from your trusted porno advisor, Mr. Pink!

… and a Fappy New Year!

To anyone of legal drinking age (and likely younger), New Year’s Eve is the most serious partying opportunity of the calendar year. Whether spent getting blasted in the company of close friends or roaming around with a wingman on the prowl for a foxy female reveler or two, most guys between, say, 19 and 45 throw themselves into NYE with a fervor rarely seen outside championship sporting events. And the women, well, there’s enough ultra-confident female showboating on December 31st that the midnight moment is sure to provide them with plenty of options, should a kiss be required. Few parties come close to those produced for our adult entertainment, though, and the impending arrival of 2019 saw the porn world throw a few absolutely killer parties in our honor. Not content with duos, these trios and groups make for the perfect post-NYE party recap fap.

Reality Kings

Always up for a wild night out, Reality Kings, the home of party-porn classic In the VIP, gave us VIP passes to two thoroughly exciting soirees this NYE. Landing first at Moms Bang Teens, Nubile New Year saw sexually frustrated cougar Janna Hicks left alone by her sleeping husband, only to be disturbed by strange sounds from downstairs. Turns out her stepdaughter, Kali Roses, has chosen to ring in the new year by blowing her BF in front of their friends! Turned on by such unrepentant sluttiness, Ms. Hicks kicks out the partygoers so she can have the young couple all to herself.

Two of 2018’s breakthrough newbies, Gia Derza and Ivy Lebelle, also dropped by Reality Kings – RK Prime, to be exact – to give Alex Legend one hell of a party to round out his 2018. True to its title, New Year New Rear takes advantage of its two curvaceous stars by not only shooting plenty of edge-lit riding and doggy shots as they share their new year dick, but also by allowing Alex anal access to both. The firework backdrop should, if you’re a fan of these two sultry queens, mimic your arousal in this scorching anal encounter!

If your idea of a perfect NYE party includes a topless champagne drenching of three nubile foxes followed by an equally messy triple-facial, BFFS is your party HQ! New Year’s Cumdown sees Chloe Temple, Paris White, and Liv Wild gobsmacked by some rich assholes Hollywood Hills mansion. As he toasts their health, they let the mood overtake them, strip down, and lead their baller host to his bedroom for a NYE that’s bound to change a few friendships.

Whatever you ended up doing to celebrate 2019’s arrival (and regardless of how it measures up against these incredible porno fantasies), we at Mr. Pink’s hope it was a blast and that the upcoming year is filled with minimal pain, ample pleasure and plenty of the world’s best porn!

Reality Kings review