Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 18th, 2019

mrpinksA unique trio of porno offerings from the gods of onscreen lust this week, friends, and Mr. Pink’s is here to assess each one. First off, an all-male suburban Czech hardcore deal from Behind Friends ensures fans of Euro twinks have plenty to ogle this year. Erito, a Japanese porn powerhouse that has somehow evaded the censors. And, finally, also coming from Europe (where else?) is Girls Rimming, a unique opportunity to lean back, beat off, and enjoy watching guys have their assholes plied and pleasured with sexy female mouths. On the blog this week we’re taking a look at a wealth of new MILF porn from Team Skeet (and family), so be sure to scope that before heading off into your virtual fapping fantasy land. Until next time…!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 10th, 2019

mrpinksThis week’s Mr. Pink approved assessment of online pornographic wonderment covers a trio of impressive porn outlets of very, very different kinds. Those of you who snagged a VR headset from Santa last year may want to direct your viewer towards VR Bangers, a killer VR site loaded with top pornstar talents and fiesty newbies giving VR Bangers members first dibs in the virtual realm. A new network from the creators of Team Skeet, MYLF covers all things MILF-related, from condescending jerk-off instruction videos to intense multi-part hardcore step-cest romps, and in glorious HD too! Mr. Pink’s also goes tit for tat with the heavy hangers and absolutely huge hooters over at the retro styled, boobcentric adult site XX-Cel. Next week we’re looking at even more of this year’s burgeoning porno success stories but until then why not get yourself started with our coverage of what could be Evil Angel’s greatest anal adventure yet, and easily one of January’s most thrilling releases, on the blog. Until next week…!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 3rd, 2019

mrpinksHappy New Year from Mr. Pink’s, my fine fapping friends! We’re starting things off with a scorching week here at Rancho Pinko with a trio of excellent and varied sites from around the world. Representing the EU (or what’s left of it), Private Classics took us on a tour through Continental porno history. Pin Up Files courted a bevy of busty-as-fuck models from around the world and displayed them for our viewing pleasure. And the infamous motherfuckers of Mofos Network proved they’re still some of the most unrepentant pervs working in porn today – and doing it all for the US of A! Of course, we couldn’t let 2019 hit without detailing the best and boldest NYE-themed porno parties taking place this year – check that out on the blog and be sure to return next week for another triple-dose of porno wisdom from your trusted porno advisor, Mr. Pink!