Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – May 14th, 2019

mrpinksThis week under the big Mr. Pink’s marquee, keen readers will find brand new porn reviews of two new sites from the Passion HD gang and a major network of kinky hardcore fetishism. First off, rendered in awesome Ultra-HD videos, GirlCum and Cum4K provide women and men, respectively, with the chance to enjoy a parade of orgasms, the girls gushing and squirting, the guys unloading inside their partners until it’s a slippery, slimy mess. Fetish Network takes a different route to the heights of carnal entertainment, making it one of the roughest and nastiest hardcore networks around. Also delivering Ultra-HD videos, Fetish Network is a blast in more ways than one. Next week at Mr. Pink’s we’ll be featuring another trio of tasty and torrid adult websites, so drop back for another dose of porno wisdom from your ol’ Pink pal, won’t you?

Evil Angel’s Anal Avoiders

It may appear today’s newest porn talents leap into anal sex (and the larger paychecks it brings) sooner rather than later, ditching the traditional career earning arc and making mad bank early on before getting out for good prior to prolapses and public shaming setting in permanently. Anal queens still in their first year of professional porn work are getting plenty of attention from producers, directors, and fans but there’s a group of relative newbies holding out for more money or a more appropriate partner, or simply keeping one orifice solely for private use, and now they’ve flocked to Evil Angel for a feature title all about their most traditional sexual orifices.

Vagetarians

Directed by acclaimed veteran and known anal fiend, Chris Strokes, Vagetarians sees Gianna Dior, Eliza Ibarra, Emma Hix, and Mr. Pink’s current fave Autumn Falls giving up their pussies for porn’s most in-demand cock wielders, Rob Riper, Markus Dupree, and Johnny Sins, who nails both Eliza and Autumn, the lucky fucker! Vagitarians may seem like an odd choice of focus for an Evil Angel feature but in the hands of Mr. Streams, fans can expect this title, which landed last week in both DVD and digital formats, to explore and adore each woman’s snatch in lush HD images.

Don’t take each star’s presence in Vagetarians to be an outright declaration that they’ll never shoot anal – that almost seems inevitable for all four – but you’d best believe they’re not rushing into anything. Vagitarians doesn’t hold back, either, delivering powerful vag-only fucking that leaves both parties fully content and not wishing for anything more intense. And you, if you give Vegetarians a look over at Evil Angel today, will likely find yourself dreaming about puckering little female assholes less and less.

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – May 8th, 2019

mrpinksThis week under the big boneriffic banner of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, we’re looking at a homegrown hot wife superstar from Houston, a British live performance showcase, and another fine dose of erotica from a classic Euro studio. Siren XXX Studios, home of Mrs. Dee Siren and friends, captures all the most sordid pro-amateur sex the host and her husband can capture on the streets and in the hotels of Houston, Texas. Glamour Stars Live aims to beat out major webcam services with its tightly curated cadre of British babes, all eager to perform live for their devoted fans in group and private adult webcam shows. From the makers of Met Art, the bold sensual explorations of The Life Erotic should perfectly compliment your hardcore sex diet or satisfy anyone finding today’s porn a little too on the nose. Our blog subject for this week is the fast rising porno wunderkind of 2019, Autumn Falls, who’s been devastating all your favorite sites and studios since late last year. Catch up on the awesome Ms. Falls and her salacious career so far before dipping back to Mr. Pink’s next week for another dose of absolute porno delights!