Being run through Mr. Pink’s intense porn analysis treatment this week we have a trio of very different outfits, all intent on bringing you the finest in virtual pleasure. If you’re into big hairy hunks of sweating man-meat, you might want to check out BearBack’s growing collection of all-male HD and 4K raw hardcore sex. Or, if your interests head in a very different direction – say, elegant and erotic pictorials and clips of stunning nude models – Digital Desire has even more excellent content to show you. Arguably the most impressive this week, though, is Bang.com with its booming roster of original (and awesome) porn series and a huge helping of licensed porn of all kinds. Whichever way you’re headed, Mr. Pink’s can guide the way!
When the San Francisco 49ers take on the Kansas City Chiefs on February 2nd for “the Big Game” one party in Miami, Florida will receive a very special, steaming hot surprise from the infamous porn purveyors known as Brazzers. Intent on cementing Super Bowl LIV as the most memorable of all time for some lucky porn fans, the studio has arranged a very special promotion that will see Brazzers contract performers Luna Star and Abella Danger hand deliver hot pizzas to the home of one winner.
Brazzers has a long history with both pizza and football and even devoted a two-part 2017 series entirely to a ZZ Pizza Party featuring Eva Notty and Nina Elle. Scene titles such as Extra Large with Extra Pepperoni Nipples should cement Brazzers as one of the most pizza-obsessed porn studios on the planet but if that’s not enough, how about any of the numerous scenes in which a pizza is delivered and soon discarded for more human flavors?
The great game of American Football has inspired plenty of porn scenarios but just last year saw Brazzers cast the incomparable Britney Amber as a wife who just couldn’t take her husband’s disrespect any longer. Instead, she opted for a Game Day Dicking. (Their friend Jonny Sinns seemed far more appreciative of her skimpy jersey-and-shorts combo, after all.) Football has also been used by Brazzers to bridge national and cultural divides, as in Blow Team Blow! which saw Lithuanian goddess Tina Kay also ditch her husband on game day. This time, however, it’s not his friend she pounces on during the halftime “entertainment” but his son.
Whatever you’re planning for the big game, you might want to keep it cool. If Abella Danger and Luna Star turned up at your doorstep with pizza in hand, your mind is sure to run through every football or pizza related Brazzers scenario you’ve ever seen – not to mention Abella’s and Luna’s awesome ZZ-ographies – and you might end up in quite the embarrassing position. Still, what are the odds, right?
Porn’s most important season is right around the corner and we’re celebrating over at Mr. Pink’s blog with a look at three lusty legends being inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame at the end of this month in Las Vegas. Right here, though, we’re focusing on another dose of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, served steaming hot with all the trimmings. This week was all about the more subtle side of porn. Only Tease presented its classic seductive content in standalone form then lead the erotic army of Only All Sites into battle against vicious pornographic extremism. An outlier but still an ally, Art Lingerie brought its range of scenes and shoots featuring sexy women wearing their sexiest underwear. Who knows where next week will take us but be sure to tag along for another grand porno adventure with Mr. Pink’s.
The announcement of the annual slate of industry legends and unsung heroes inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame is often one of the most overwhelmingly positive parts of the ever popular awards show. This year, however, some followers of porn may be a little disturbed. Either we’re all getting pretty damn old or millennials have made a quick and significant impact on adult entertainment. See, among 2020’s Hall of Fame inductees are some notable nut-draining superstars of the early-00s who have since stepped back from the mainstream porn limelight. This week we’ll be taking a quick look at three new inductees and show you where to find the work that cemented their place in porn’s parade of champions.
Though she shot little hardcore content for major studios, Jelena Jensen had a long run as a leading nude model and solo performer before adopting the unofficial mantle of Twisty’s in-house matron and moving into some incredible all-female work for GirlsWay. At Twisty’s Jensen lends her wisdom and experience to interviews with new starlets and established performers – and, of course, plants herself close to her subject as they casually cause fits of arousal in their viewers. (It doesn’t hurt that Jensen still cuts an amazing figure and joins her subjects in wearing little but lingerie.) Also posting exclusive intimate content on her ManyVids account, Jensen has clearly gained the professional control she needed to dive into B/G hardcore.
With a seemingly permanent smile on her face, Sunny Lane quickly became a fan favorite when she moved from nude dancing to adult movies in 2005. Her bubbly personality, boundless positivity, and ferocious sexual energy was captured on camera by many of porn’s finest directors but aside from a late-career swing into comedic porn parodies, Sunny’s talents shone most brightly for Jules Jordan. At Jordan’s official online video house, you’ll see the delightful Ms. Lane get deliciously sweaty taking her director’s dick, among others, in awesome POV scenes and one ravenous blowbang. Still performing on her own website, Sunny Lane Live, this new Hall of Famer shared her excitement on Twitter and proved she’s still the same Sunny so many fans have adored for years.
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With a whopping 31 scenes held online at Bang Bros HQ, Gianna Michaels was one of the handful of performers that really made the studio standout from its competitors back in the mid-00s. Her aggressive style and infectious laugh – not to mention her legendary busy and incredible curves – meant Gianna was an instant hit with both the Bros themselves and their legion of salivating fans. Michaels hasn’t been in front of a studio porn camera in years but keeps herself active through OnlyFans and CamSoda, feeding a fanbase that only seems to continue growing.
The AVN Awards takes place January 25 in Las Vegas where these inductees and others will be honored before porn’s elite and a worldwide audience. My suggestion, if you’ll be watching, make like a real modern porn viewer and keep two screens going: one on Oscars of Porn, the other on your favorite brand new Hall of Famer’s finest hardcore works!