Kanye Does PornHub

2018 PornHub Awards

Last night, Thursday September 6th, saw the staging of the first ever PornHub Awards. Rumors of Kanye West’s creative involvement started bubbling a few weeks ago and were confirmed just last night as the inaugural event kicked off with an online audience of 2D and VR viewers taking in Yeezy’s curated, custom designed spectacular. Along with the obvious pop-culture coup of snagging Mr. West – arguably the biggest rapper alive and husband of the most successful unintentional pornstar of all time – the PornHub Awards also presented an intriguing mix of nominees both semi-pro and devoted careerists, those shooting their own smut for self-distribution through the tube giant and those stepping foot onto Brazzers and Bang Bros sets.

Kanye’s contributions weren’t limited to a performance – though he did join Lil Pump on stage to perform ‘I Love It’, a track now revealed to be getting a video from Spike Jonze. West also designed the phallic statuettes that constituted the physical PornHub Award trophy for this year, outfitted all presenters with his own YEEZY clothing line, and had Richard Kern, trailblazing photographer of naked chicks, produce interstitial images for the program.

Fans of winning performers Abella Danger, Mia Malkova, Lena Paul, and Kendra Sunderland willing to drop a cool $75 on a YEEZY shirt sporting the artist’s rendition of porn’s “Nicest Tits” or “Hottest Female Ass” – items that will no doubt become instant must-haves for the hippest porno fans around. Award categories not given their own Ye-designed shirt included Top VR, Cosplay, POV, and Verified Amateur Performers, Instagrammer of the Year, Most Popular Parody Channel, and a wealth of prizes to be earned by LGBTQ performers finally getting their just deserts.

With Vanity Fair gaining an exclusive look inside the slick inaugural affair and media outlets worldwide going nuts over Ye’s involvement, fans, who anxiously await the full list of PornHub Award winners, can only wonder who and what will be making next year’s event an equally amazing affair.

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VR Bangers’ Blowjob World Cup

When the FIFA World Cup rolls around every four years, the entire planet goes nuts over football, or (if you’re a North American or Australian, for example) “soccer.” As the sport most consider “the world game,” the World Cup seems even to arouse the aspirational athletic interest of otherwise very-busy porn performers. Not only are some more vocal men and women tearing up Twitter fandoms, but an internationally flavored team of performers have thrown themselves into a singular scene that perfectly captures the color and excitement of the World Cup. Kinda.

VR Bangers

VR Bangers delivers plenty of immersive sexual experiences well worth sampling, but its latest goes above and beyond most VR producers’ most adventurous scenes, roping in a full dozen of today’s sultriest women, each one representing a different nation competing for the World Cup. Referred by Ryan Keely, the girls take turns working the shaft of your lucky avatar, first orally, then vaginally, before our foxy Ref gathers everyone around for a final shot at goal: her open mouth.

Starring Lola Fae (representing Argentina), Daizy Cooper (Brazil), Chloe Foster (England), Alexis Avery (France), Devon Green (USA), Jane Wilde (Italy), Alexa Nova (Netherlands), Kenzie Reeves (Germany), Zoey Foxx (Mexico), and Emily Blacc (Russia), this wanton international adventure isn’t just limited to an immersive virtual orgy. Viewers can vote for their favorite cocksucker and the nation she represents, pushing her ahead of the others and earning her not only respect and acclaim, but presumably some kind of phallic trophy, too.

Ember Snow, Lola Fae, and Kenzie Reeves currently lead their respective Groups for Japan, Argentina, and Germany but there’s still a shot for the outliers. (Watch out for Italy’s Jane Wilde, I say!) You can cast your votes at VR Bangers now after sampling the oral talents of each competitor and, if you think you can handle the excitement, watching them gang up on one incredibly lucky guy for one of the most adventurous VR porn scenes this reviewer has yet come across.

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Slutty Lil’ Pets Honor Vets

Every year Memorial Day weekend arrives and fills many Americans with relief, others with regret and loss, and others still with roaring erections brought on by the well-timed holiday releases of Passion HD and Tiny4K, two sites that place foxy young lasses in their HD crosshairs, gussies them up in red, white, and blue, and aims to celebrate all the accomplishments our nation has achieved and every sacrifice that helped bring us to where we are now. Sure, it might seem off to remember our lost brethren by watching porno, but if you’ve ever heard stories from the trenches, you know just how often pussy would be on a soldier’s mind. And with Piper Perri and Jessa Rhodes delivering this year’s Memorial Day messages, you shouldn’t have anything to complain about this weekend.

Piper Perri

Memorable Memorial Massage sees Jessa Rhodes land on Passion HD’s homepage and submit to Danny Mountain’s tender touch. Laying out on a table surrounded by US flag motifs, Jessa allows presents her incredible figure and receives the perfect long weekend rubdown before taking things to the next level by offering Danny direct access to her clit.

Patriotic Pounding pushes things into even steamier, raunchier territory, pairing the teeny-tiny Piper Perri with the deeply penetrating Chris Strokes. Piper’s admittedly almost-non-existent outfit doesn’t last long, peeled away from her erogenous zones and reveal the perfect carnal tribute to our fallen military men.

Passion HD and Tiny4K’s 2017 Memorial Day efforts aren’t its first dalliance with this particular holiday. Last year also saw the marvelous Lucy Doll and Dillion Harper don their most patriotic swimsuits and embark on celebratory sexual adventures for love of god and country. Sticking with the current offerings or dipping back into last year’s efforts will, as is usually the case with the extended Passion HD family, yield highly enjoyable and proudly patriotic results.