Brazzers’ Game Day Pizza Deal

When the San Francisco 49ers take on the Kansas City Chiefs on February 2nd for “the Big Game” one party in Miami, Florida will receive a very special, steaming hot surprise from the infamous porn purveyors known as Brazzers. Intent on cementing Super Bowl LIV as the most memorable of all time for some lucky porn fans, the studio has arranged a very special promotion that will see Brazzers contract performers Luna Star and Abella Danger hand deliver hot pizzas to the home of one winner.

Brazzers Pizza

Brazzers has a long history with both pizza and football and even devoted a two-part 2017 series entirely to a ZZ Pizza Party featuring Eva Notty and Nina Elle. Scene titles such as Extra Large with Extra Pepperoni Nipples should cement Brazzers as one of the most pizza-obsessed porn studios on the planet but if that’s not enough, how about any of the numerous scenes in which a pizza is delivered and soon discarded for more human flavors?

The great game of American Football has inspired plenty of porn scenarios but just last year saw Brazzers cast the incomparable Britney Amber as a wife who just couldn’t take her husband’s disrespect any longer. Instead, she opted for a Game Day Dicking. (Their friend Jonny Sinns seemed far more appreciative of her skimpy jersey-and-shorts combo, after all.) Football has also been used by Brazzers to bridge national and cultural divides, as in Blow Team Blow! which saw Lithuanian goddess Tina Kay also ditch her husband on game day. This time, however, it’s not his friend she pounces on during the halftime “entertainment” but his son.

Whatever you’re planning for the big game, you might want to keep it cool. If Abella Danger and Luna Star turned up at your doorstep with pizza in hand, your mind is sure to run through every football or pizza related Brazzers scenario you’ve ever seen – not to mention Abella’s and Luna’s awesome ZZ-ographies – and you might end up in quite the embarrassing position. Still, what are the odds, right?

Official Brazzers Pizza Big Game Contest

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The AVN Hall of Fame Millennial Takeover

The announcement of the annual slate of industry legends and unsung heroes inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame is often one of the most overwhelmingly positive parts of the ever popular awards show. This year, however, some followers of porn may be a little disturbed. Either we’re all getting pretty damn old or millennials have made a quick and significant impact on adult entertainment. See, among 2020’s Hall of Fame inductees are some notable nut-draining superstars of the early-00s who have since stepped back from the mainstream porn limelight. This week we’ll be taking a quick look at three new inductees and show you where to find the work that cemented their place in porn’s parade of champions.

AVN Hall of Fame 2020

Though she shot little hardcore content for major studios, Jelena Jensen had a long run as a leading nude model and solo performer before adopting the unofficial mantle of Twisty’s in-house matron and moving into some incredible all-female work for GirlsWay. At Twisty’s Jensen lends her wisdom and experience to interviews with new starlets and established performers – and, of course, plants herself close to her subject as they casually cause fits of arousal in their viewers. (It doesn’t hurt that Jensen still cuts an amazing figure and joins her subjects in wearing little but lingerie.) Also posting exclusive intimate content on her ManyVids account, Jensen has clearly gained the professional control she needed to dive into B/G hardcore.

With a seemingly permanent smile on her face, Sunny Lane quickly became a fan favorite when she moved from nude dancing to adult movies in 2005. Her bubbly personality, boundless positivity, and ferocious sexual energy was captured on camera by many of porn’s finest directors but aside from a late-career swing into comedic porn parodies, Sunny’s talents shone most brightly for Jules Jordan. At Jordan’s official online video house, you’ll see the delightful Ms. Lane get deliciously sweaty taking her director’s dick, among others, in awesome POV scenes and one ravenous blowbang. Still performing on her own website, Sunny Lane Live, this new Hall of Famer shared her excitement on Twitter and proved she’s still the same Sunny so many fans have adored for years.

Kanye Does PornHub

2018 PornHub Awards

Last night, Thursday September 6th, saw the staging of the first ever PornHub Awards. Rumors of Kanye West’s creative involvement started bubbling a few weeks ago and were confirmed just last night as the inaugural event kicked off with an online audience of 2D and VR viewers taking in Yeezy’s curated, custom designed spectacular. Along with the obvious pop-culture coup of snagging Mr. West – arguably the biggest rapper alive and husband of the most successful unintentional pornstar of all time – the PornHub Awards also presented an intriguing mix of nominees both semi-pro and devoted careerists, those shooting their own smut for self-distribution through the tube giant and those stepping foot onto Brazzers and Bang Bros sets.

Kanye’s contributions weren’t limited to a performance – though he did join Lil Pump on stage to perform ‘I Love It’, a track now revealed to be getting a video from Spike Jonze. West also designed the phallic statuettes that constituted the physical PornHub Award trophy for this year, outfitted all presenters with his own YEEZY clothing line, and had Richard Kern, trailblazing photographer of naked chicks, produce interstitial images for the program.

Fans of winning performers Abella Danger, Mia Malkova, Lena Paul, and Kendra Sunderland willing to drop a cool $75 on a YEEZY shirt sporting the artist’s rendition of porn’s “Nicest Tits” or “Hottest Female Ass” – items that will no doubt become instant must-haves for the hippest porno fans around. Award categories not given their own Ye-designed shirt included Top VR, Cosplay, POV, and Verified Amateur Performers, Instagrammer of the Year, Most Popular Parody Channel, and a wealth of prizes to be earned by LGBTQ performers finally getting their just deserts.

With Vanity Fair gaining an exclusive look inside the slick inaugural affair and media outlets worldwide going nuts over Ye’s involvement, fans, who anxiously await the full list of PornHub Award winners, can only wonder who and what will be making next year’s event an equally amazing affair.

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VR Bangers’ Blowjob World Cup

When the FIFA World Cup rolls around every four years, the entire planet goes nuts over football, or (if you’re a North American or Australian, for example) “soccer.” As the sport most consider “the world game,” the World Cup seems even to arouse the aspirational athletic interest of otherwise very-busy porn performers. Not only are some more vocal men and women tearing up Twitter fandoms, but an internationally flavored team of performers have thrown themselves into a singular scene that perfectly captures the color and excitement of the World Cup. Kinda.

VR Bangers

VR Bangers delivers plenty of immersive sexual experiences well worth sampling, but its latest goes above and beyond most VR producers’ most adventurous scenes, roping in a full dozen of today’s sultriest women, each one representing a different nation competing for the World Cup. Referred by Ryan Keely, the girls take turns working the shaft of your lucky avatar, first orally, then vaginally, before our foxy Ref gathers everyone around for a final shot at goal: her open mouth.

Starring Lola Fae (representing Argentina), Daizy Cooper (Brazil), Chloe Foster (England), Alexis Avery (France), Devon Green (USA), Jane Wilde (Italy), Alexa Nova (Netherlands), Kenzie Reeves (Germany), Zoey Foxx (Mexico), and Emily Blacc (Russia), this wanton international adventure isn’t just limited to an immersive virtual orgy. Viewers can vote for their favorite cocksucker and the nation she represents, pushing her ahead of the others and earning her not only respect and acclaim, but presumably some kind of phallic trophy, too.

Ember Snow, Lola Fae, and Kenzie Reeves currently lead their respective Groups for Japan, Argentina, and Germany but there’s still a shot for the outliers. (Watch out for Italy’s Jane Wilde, I say!) You can cast your votes at VR Bangers now after sampling the oral talents of each competitor and, if you think you can handle the excitement, watching them gang up on one incredibly lucky guy for one of the most adventurous VR porn scenes this reviewer has yet come across.

VR Bangers review