Brazzers’ Game Day Pizza Deal

When the San Francisco 49ers take on the Kansas City Chiefs on February 2nd for “the Big Game” one party in Miami, Florida will receive a very special, steaming hot surprise from the infamous porn purveyors known as Brazzers. Intent on cementing Super Bowl LIV as the most memorable of all time for some lucky porn fans, the studio has arranged a very special promotion that will see Brazzers contract performers Luna Star and Abella Danger hand deliver hot pizzas to the home of one winner.

Brazzers Pizza

Brazzers has a long history with both pizza and football and even devoted a two-part 2017 series entirely to a ZZ Pizza Party featuring Eva Notty and Nina Elle. Scene titles such as Extra Large with Extra Pepperoni Nipples should cement Brazzers as one of the most pizza-obsessed porn studios on the planet but if that’s not enough, how about any of the numerous scenes in which a pizza is delivered and soon discarded for more human flavors?

The great game of American Football has inspired plenty of porn scenarios but just last year saw Brazzers cast the incomparable Britney Amber as a wife who just couldn’t take her husband’s disrespect any longer. Instead, she opted for a Game Day Dicking. (Their friend Jonny Sinns seemed far more appreciative of her skimpy jersey-and-shorts combo, after all.) Football has also been used by Brazzers to bridge national and cultural divides, as in Blow Team Blow! which saw Lithuanian goddess Tina Kay also ditch her husband on game day. This time, however, it’s not his friend she pounces on during the halftime “entertainment” but his son.

Whatever you’re planning for the big game, you might want to keep it cool. If Abella Danger and Luna Star turned up at your doorstep with pizza in hand, your mind is sure to run through every football or pizza related Brazzers scenario you’ve ever seen – not to mention Abella’s and Luna’s awesome ZZ-ographies – and you might end up in quite the embarrassing position. Still, what are the odds, right?

Official Brazzers Pizza Big Game Contest

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Brazzers at the Witching Hour

Every porn studio worth its salt does something special for Halloween, either dressing its models up in kinky costumes or shooting elaborate horror-themed mini-movies riddled with raunchy hardcore sex. Brazzers is an old hand at these seasonal celebrations and can always be expected to dream up something special, whatever the occasion. This Halloween has been no exception and saw the infamous ZZ unleash a trilogy of bewitching scenes starring some of its most popular MILF performers. MILF Witches began a week before Halloween hit and wrapped up on All Hallows’ Eve itself, giving Mr. Pink’s a chance to soak it all up and share the wealth with you, dear reader.

MILF Witches

MILF Witches’ opening chapter sees practicing pseudo-Wiccan Isis Love determined to complete the task given to her by the coven: retrieve the ejaculate from a woman by any means necessary. Her target, Ariella Ferrera, doesn’t care much for Halloween but is nonetheless dressed in a skimpy angel outfit that only further excites Isis. A furious sapphic sex session with plenty of sub and dom play, MILF Witches Part 1 is now available on Brazzers resident all-female fuck-fest, Hot and Mean, now.

Part 2 of MILF Witches followed on October 27, hitting Brazzers Extra and this time saw Krissy Lynn working on her magick. On the hunt for another crucial ingredient, the seed of a virile man, she encounters Stirling Cooper, bored at home while his wife comforts a miserable friend, and sets about draining his sexual essence. Back at the cauldron, the third witch is planning something even more sinister.

Misty Stone has arguably the toughest job in her coven, find a couple of virgins, corrupt their souls, and steal their essence to complete a powerful spell. When a knock on the door reveals a young couple eager to spread the good word of their lord and savior, Misty busts open her sluttiest spiel and reaches for the couples pink bits. Devouring the uncorrupted pussy of Desiree Dolce and draining Lucas Frost of every milky drop, our curly-haired wiccan goddess heads back to her coven proud and satisfied, rounding out this Halloween trilogy with a clear success.

Exactly what is the intended use of this elaborate spell and cauldron concoction? What exactly are these MILF witches up to? To find those answers (and likely a few more questions), slide on over to Brazzers and explore both this year’s Halloween harlotry and those creations of years past.

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Brazzers’ Surreal Dolls

Realistic sex dolls are getting a virtual ton of attention lately, from comedian Whitney Cummings’s hilarious experiments with self replication to sex doll brothels being denied licensing all across the USA. Brazzers, porn’s reigning champs of outlandish hardcore frivolity, is even getting in on the action… in a sense. Victoria June and Sybil Stallone might have impossibly curvy figures usually found on cartoon super heroines and blow-up party gags, and Brazzers might have cast them as human dolls in two epic and outrageous recent scenes, but they’re entirely flesh and blood (and maybe a saline sac or two).

Victoria June

Brooklyn born Latina stunner Victoria June makes her sixth Brazzers appearance in All Dolled Up: The Birthday Present, where she arrives in a cardboard and plastic box that’s as lifeless as she is. A Snow Bunny sex doll ordered by recently returned Brazzers stud Scott Nails, Victoria is dressed in a ski suit, mittens, and a snow visor, all prepped for winter. As it turns out, the doll, bought by ol’ Scotty’s wife for her over-sexed nephew, has too much power of this frustrated husband. A little weirded out but way too turned on to resist, he opens the box and starts her up for what is a fun and cartoonish fuck with some great POV sections. Remembering another Brazzers scene with a similar concept crossing my screen in recent month, I dug a little deeper to see how far Brazzers sex doll obsession goes.

Sybil Stallone

Just four days before Victoria June busted out of her commercial cage, Brazzers was unveiling another impossibly stacked and stunning human sex doll to its fans. Sybil Stallone, returning for her ninth Brazzers episode, brings her epic Brazilian figure to Brazzers Exxtra in Free For All Fuck. A gift for Tyler Nixon from his vag-only wife, Sybil also arrives in neat, colorful packaging. To ease Tyler’s trepidation (and clearly to enjoy herself too), his wife sticks around and enjoys the show as her husband finally gets to slide into that final forbidden hole. Some might name other pornstars as their dream three-hole doll but Sybill Stallone does an awesome job here, playing the doe-eyed sub perfectly.

Brazzers Sex Dolls

The whole “sex doll in box” introduction featuring a noteworthy pornstar isn’t exactly new, though. Brazzers has quite a history of dealing in this scenario. Clearly jumping on the sex doll trend early, the infamous ZZ has at least another four human doll hookups starring the perfectly cast likes of Olivia Austin, Alicia Amira, and the duo of Nicolette Shea and Vivian Azure. The earliest such scenario sees Luna Star play the patented Brazzers Sex Doll: Nurse Edition and indulge plenty of horny homecare fantasies. What all these women have in common – impossibly perfect “pornstar” curves, bright eyes, and luscious DSLs – is also a fairly common trait of the complete Brazzers female cast. Whether you’re after a basic bimbo style or the full boxed-and-shrink-wrapped limited variant edition fully posable, fully fuckable, easily cleanable, not-at-all-discreet human sex doll porn experience, Brazzers is undoubtedly the place to be.

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Brazzers’ Xmas Bounty

Come Christmas time, Brazzers always ensures its members receive a special gift, something highly erotic, undeniably hardcore, and charmingly Christmas-themed. This year, however, the infamous “ZZ” aims to deflate your holiday exictement and replace it with good ol’ fashioned fucking, whether or not it ticks your seasonal celebration checklist or not. Folks, welcome to Brazzers’ ‘Fuck Christmas’!

Kimmy Granger, one of porn’s most energetic dick devourers, throws herself into Brazzers’ Xmas celebrations, taking the role of nerdy office girl trying to tie up work before her vacation. When janitor Xander Corvus tries to haggle his way to completing his vacuuming, Ms. Granger reaches for her most valuable bargaining chip: her cunt!

Kissa Sins is up next, paired not with her husband Jonny but Charles Dera, he of magnificent mustache, a lonely divorced dad seeking some professional company during the loneliest time of the year. In a prostitution fantasy I’m sure we’ve all had, Kissa brings her John some incredible Christmas pleasure.

This holiday season might not be the brightest for Honey Gold – see her recent health issues – but she’s blazing across the Brazzersphere in a steamy threesome scene with Anna Bell Peaks and Jessy Jones. Honey and Jessy await departure at a US airport until they’re spotted getting frisky by Homeland Security’s Ms. Peaks. After questioning Jessy and securing him in another room, Peaks applies her specialized interrogation techniques on his super-foxy gal pal. Needless to say, crimes are confessed, cum is shared, and flights are seemingly endlessly delayed.

In a mother’s worst nightmare cum filthy fantasy, Kendra Lust has slaved away over a hot stove to prepare a memorable holiday meal for her family. Stood up her ungrateful brood, she retires to the living room, whips out a vibrator and loses herself in solo pleasure. Lost between her legs, Ms. Lust burns the turkey and is now stuck alone, hungry, and horny. When pizza delivery savior and professional dick swinger Jonny Sins arrives with an inadequately prepared pie, Kendra decides his own meat will have to satisfy her hunger.

Happy Holidays from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!!!

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