Brazzers’ Xmas Bounty

Come Christmas time, Brazzers always ensures its members receive a special gift, something highly erotic, undeniably hardcore, and charmingly Christmas-themed. This year, however, the infamous “ZZ” aims to deflate your holiday exictement and replace it with good ol’ fashioned fucking, whether or not it ticks your seasonal celebration checklist or not. Folks, welcome to Brazzers’ ‘Fuck Christmas’!

Kimmy Granger, one of porn’s most energetic dick devourers, throws herself into Brazzers’ Xmas celebrations, taking the role of nerdy office girl trying to tie up work before her vacation. When janitor Xander Corvus tries to haggle his way to completing his vacuuming, Ms. Granger reaches for her most valuable bargaining chip: her cunt!

Kissa Sins is up next, paired not with her husband Jonny but Charles Dera, he of magnificent mustache, a lonely divorced dad seeking some professional company during the loneliest time of the year. In a prostitution fantasy I’m sure we’ve all had, Kissa brings her John some incredible Christmas pleasure.

This holiday season might not be the brightest for Honey Gold – see her recent health issues – but she’s blazing across the Brazzersphere in a steamy threesome scene with Anna Bell Peaks and Jessy Jones. Honey and Jessy await departure at a US airport until they’re spotted getting frisky by Homeland Security’s Ms. Peaks. After questioning Jessy and securing him in another room, Peaks applies her specialized interrogation techniques on his super-foxy gal pal. Needless to say, crimes are confessed, cum is shared, and flights are seemingly endlessly delayed.

In a mother’s worst nightmare cum filthy fantasy, Kendra Lust has slaved away over a hot stove to prepare a memorable holiday meal for her family. Stood up her ungrateful brood, she retires to the living room, whips out a vibrator and loses herself in solo pleasure. Lost between her legs, Ms. Lust burns the turkey and is now stuck alone, hungry, and horny. When pizza delivery savior and professional dick swinger Jonny Sins arrives with an inadequately prepared pie, Kendra decides his own meat will have to satisfy her hunger.

Happy Holidays from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!!!

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Lisa Ann: Better Than Ever

Lisa Ann

Having retired from on-screen sex work in 2014, Lisa Ann, the mega-busty brunette from Pennsylvania, seemed committed to her new fantasy football endeavors, fucking twenty-something athletes, and campaigning for sex workers rights. Four years later (and a few bra sizes smaller), Lisa Ann returned to active duty earlier this year. Making her new home at Evil Angel, the longtime fan favorite performer cemented herself as a powerhouse director, helming her own comeback special, Lisa Ann is Back 4 More, its sequel (…Even More), and two special showcase titles. Paired with Honey Gold, Gina Valentina, Raven Heart, and Brett Rossi, our director shows her fondness for three-ways by sharing a stiff dick with a vivacious co-star in Sometimes I Share. A double-dicking twofer see Ms. Ann take on Rob Piper, Isiah Maxwell, Jason Brown and Nat Turner in Lisa Ann’s Black Out #3, a showcase of her fondness for black dick. Although she appears to have complete control over her Evil Angel output, there are other studios eager to shoot the returning legend…

Shooting with Euro-stud du jour, Markus Dupree, for Brazzers website Big Butts Like it Big, Lisa jumped about the ZZ train and rode it to even greater heights of superstardom. Wrapped in yoga pants and a sports bra, Lisa’s workout is soon sidelined by her sexy masseur, who gets a little aggressive when his skills are called into question. Over at Reality Kings, where she hadn’t appeared for over ten years, our gal is stranded by the roadside when a young couple, Jordi El Nino Polla and Kimmy Granger. stop to help her out. They’re soon in over their heads as Kimmy finds Lisa masturbating in their shower, decides to join in, and is soon joined by her big picked boyfriend for a MILF-infused threeway carnal cocktail.

Not content to shoot for others, Lisa Ann also publishes exclusive content on her official members only site, The Lisa Ann, where you can ogle her in stunning 4K videos. Whether this is a fully committed return that will net us another decade of excellent onscreen fuckery or a brief cash-grab effort soon to be over remains to be seen. Either way, Lisa Ann is back, better than ever, and burning up the small screen on a near daily basis.

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A Stormy Brews at Brazzers

When DT took the White House, reactions were mixed, to say the least. Those that saw the real estate tycoon as a fraudulent businessman, policy greenhorn, and generally morally and ethically corrupt pussy grabber hoped someone would come along and expose him as the threat to democracy so many believed him to be. (Others were far less worried.) Few people would have suspected that the greatest threat to a sitting president would be a working single mother best known for dating pretty-boy rocker Dave Navarro and working some sly humor into the porn industry’s attempt to capitalize on the US’s never-ending war in the middle east, Operation Desert Stormy. But, here we are, folks. Here we are…

Stormy Daniels

Everyone reading this will surely know about Stormy Daniels’ allegations about the president – that the two had a brief affair in 2006 and, according to Stormy, a goon to intimidate her into silence, then DT had attorney Michael Cohen pay her $130,000 in hush money – and while the mainstream media has been laying plenty of attention at Ms. Daniels’ feet, her current career boost is getting much less. On her Make America Horny Again feature dancing tour, Daniels steps before a riled-up crowd of pro- and anti-Trumpers, and struts her stuff before shuffling off to the next town. This isn’t exactly new for the veteran pornstar. A career based on headline club appearances and feature film roles, not the single-scene online efforts that have revolutionized porno over the last two decades, already established the 39-year-old as a major porno player. Now, in an industry that operates at a much quicker pace, at a much higher turnover rate than, say, ten years ago, the thorn in Trump’s rump is taking to the most infamous adult website in existence, and taking the president with her!

Due to land at Brazzers Exxtra this Sunday, April 22nd, ‘Stormy’s Secret’ sees the nation’s most talked-about pornstar (and apparent screenwriter) trying to come up with a juicy plot for an erotic fiction project. Resorting to a memory of a mysterious gentleman from her past and the raunchy time they once had together, Stormy’s inspiration sees Keiran Lee take on the role of her mystery man, his thick British dick working every angle of Stormy’s marriage-busting body until her smiling face is left covered in a white (mercifully not yellow) liquid.

While we all eagerly await the culmination of the Stormy saga, we can amuse and abuse ourselves in the woman’s honor, all thanks to those trend-tappers at Brazzers.