A VR V-Day Worth Rewinding

With St. Valentine’s Day out of the way for another year, those of us who find the holiday a tiresome one, an all too powerful reminder of our own romantic failings and frustrations, can rejoice, relax, and partake of the copious porn scenes released this last week with a Valentine’s theme. And thanks to advances in sex tech, we are this year blessed not only with a large slate of V-Day porno, but a wealth of it delivered in epic, immersive Virtual Reality environments. From the ultra-realistic to the totally fantastic, this year’s VR Valentine porn slate included some serious gems well worth a closer look.

BaDoink VR - Valentine's Day porn

At acclaimed virtual sex vendor BaDoinkVR, the incomparable curves of Lena Paul are reddened in rich UHD 3D VR for Cupid’s Arrow, a tale of Internet flirtation turned IRL sexual antics that ends with an epic chest-aimed cumshot and will leave you heaving.

VRConk delivered a European Valentine that should send any die-hard Euro-oglers into erotic overdrive. Valentina Ricci, all dark hair and red lips, stopped by VRConk’s homepage for a Paris-set fellatio fest entitled L’amour Toujours. Our recent review of VRConk wasn’t entirely complimentary but Ms. Ricci is unmissable in this powerfully romantic turn.

Over at VRBangers, members are being treated to virtual two separate V-Day dates with Gianna Dior and Christiana Cinn. Ms. Cinn was the first to land her V-Day date, starring in La Saint Valentine, a tale that sees her share her favorite sex toys before romping with the object of her romantic inclinations, and her lust: you! Gianna Dior, for her part, contributes Stealing Hearts, forty-four minutes of pure heavenly fantasy in which she desires, demands, and ultimately receives your complete attention.

However your own Valentine’s Day date turned out, and especially even if you couldn’t get one or were too busy to bother trying, this seamy slate of virtual dates and digital hookups could be enough to convince you to give the ol’ V-Day another try. Or, conversely, it may convince you to stay firmly planted at home next Feb 14th, VR headset strapped to your head, a fine example of sexually superior womanhood straddling your virtual lap and begging to take you deeper. I know what I’ll be doing!

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… and a Fappy New Year!

To anyone of legal drinking age (and likely younger), New Year’s Eve is the most serious partying opportunity of the calendar year. Whether spent getting blasted in the company of close friends or roaming around with a wingman on the prowl for a foxy female reveler or two, most guys between, say, 19 and 45 throw themselves into NYE with a fervor rarely seen outside championship sporting events. And the women, well, there’s enough ultra-confident female showboating on December 31st that the midnight moment is sure to provide them with plenty of options, should a kiss be required. Few parties come close to those produced for our adult entertainment, though, and the impending arrival of 2019 saw the porn world throw a few absolutely killer parties in our honor. Not content with duos, these trios and groups make for the perfect post-NYE party recap fap.

Reality Kings

Always up for a wild night out, Reality Kings, the home of party-porn classic In the VIP, gave us VIP passes to two thoroughly exciting soirees this NYE. Landing first at Moms Bang Teens, Nubile New Year saw sexually frustrated cougar Janna Hicks left alone by her sleeping husband, only to be disturbed by strange sounds from downstairs. Turns out her stepdaughter, Kali Roses, has chosen to ring in the new year by blowing her BF in front of their friends! Turned on by such unrepentant sluttiness, Ms. Hicks kicks out the partygoers so she can have the young couple all to herself.

Two of 2018’s breakthrough newbies, Gia Derza and Ivy Lebelle, also dropped by Reality Kings – RK Prime, to be exact – to give Alex Legend one hell of a party to round out his 2018. True to its title, New Year New Rear takes advantage of its two curvaceous stars by not only shooting plenty of edge-lit riding and doggy shots as they share their new year dick, but also by allowing Alex anal access to both. The firework backdrop should, if you’re a fan of these two sultry queens, mimic your arousal in this scorching anal encounter!

If your idea of a perfect NYE party includes a topless champagne drenching of three nubile foxes followed by an equally messy triple-facial, BFFS is your party HQ! New Year’s Cumdown sees Chloe Temple, Paris White, and Liv Wild gobsmacked by some rich assholes Hollywood Hills mansion. As he toasts their health, they let the mood overtake them, strip down, and lead their baller host to his bedroom for a NYE that’s bound to change a few friendships.

Whatever you ended up doing to celebrate 2019’s arrival (and regardless of how it measures up against these incredible porno fantasies), we at Mr. Pink’s hope it was a blast and that the upcoming year is filled with minimal pain, ample pleasure and plenty of the world’s best porn!

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Brazzers’ Xmas Bounty

Come Christmas time, Brazzers always ensures its members receive a special gift, something highly erotic, undeniably hardcore, and charmingly Christmas-themed. This year, however, the infamous “ZZ” aims to deflate your holiday exictement and replace it with good ol’ fashioned fucking, whether or not it ticks your seasonal celebration checklist or not. Folks, welcome to Brazzers’ ‘Fuck Christmas’!

Kimmy Granger, one of porn’s most energetic dick devourers, throws herself into Brazzers’ Xmas celebrations, taking the role of nerdy office girl trying to tie up work before her vacation. When janitor Xander Corvus tries to haggle his way to completing his vacuuming, Ms. Granger reaches for her most valuable bargaining chip: her cunt!

Kissa Sins is up next, paired not with her husband Jonny but Charles Dera, he of magnificent mustache, a lonely divorced dad seeking some professional company during the loneliest time of the year. In a prostitution fantasy I’m sure we’ve all had, Kissa brings her John some incredible Christmas pleasure.

This holiday season might not be the brightest for Honey Gold – see her recent health issues – but she’s blazing across the Brazzersphere in a steamy threesome scene with Anna Bell Peaks and Jessy Jones. Honey and Jessy await departure at a US airport until they’re spotted getting frisky by Homeland Security’s Ms. Peaks. After questioning Jessy and securing him in another room, Peaks applies her specialized interrogation techniques on his super-foxy gal pal. Needless to say, crimes are confessed, cum is shared, and flights are seemingly endlessly delayed.

In a mother’s worst nightmare cum filthy fantasy, Kendra Lust has slaved away over a hot stove to prepare a memorable holiday meal for her family. Stood up her ungrateful brood, she retires to the living room, whips out a vibrator and loses herself in solo pleasure. Lost between her legs, Ms. Lust burns the turkey and is now stuck alone, hungry, and horny. When pizza delivery savior and professional dick swinger Jonny Sins arrives with an inadequately prepared pie, Kendra decides his own meat will have to satisfy her hunger.

Happy Holidays from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!!!

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