… and a Fappy New Year!

To anyone of legal drinking age (and likely younger), New Year’s Eve is the most serious partying opportunity of the calendar year. Whether spent getting blasted in the company of close friends or roaming around with a wingman on the prowl for a foxy female reveler or two, most guys between, say, 19 and 45 throw themselves into NYE with a fervor rarely seen outside championship sporting events. And the women, well, there’s enough ultra-confident female showboating on December 31st that the midnight moment is sure to provide them with plenty of options, should a kiss be required. Few parties come close to those produced for our adult entertainment, though, and the impending arrival of 2019 saw the porn world throw a few absolutely killer parties in our honor. Not content with duos, these trios and groups make for the perfect post-NYE party recap fap.

Reality Kings

Always up for a wild night out, Reality Kings, the home of party-porn classic In the VIP, gave us VIP passes to two thoroughly exciting soirees this NYE. Landing first at Moms Bang Teens, Nubile New Year saw sexually frustrated cougar Janna Hicks left alone by her sleeping husband, only to be disturbed by strange sounds from downstairs. Turns out her stepdaughter, Kali Roses, has chosen to ring in the new year by blowing her BF in front of their friends! Turned on by such unrepentant sluttiness, Ms. Hicks kicks out the partygoers so she can have the young couple all to herself.

Two of 2018’s breakthrough newbies, Gia Derza and Ivy Lebelle, also dropped by Reality Kings – RK Prime, to be exact – to give Alex Legend one hell of a party to round out his 2018. True to its title, New Year New Rear takes advantage of its two curvaceous stars by not only shooting plenty of edge-lit riding and doggy shots as they share their new year dick, but also by allowing Alex anal access to both. The firework backdrop should, if you’re a fan of these two sultry queens, mimic your arousal in this scorching anal encounter!

If your idea of a perfect NYE party includes a topless champagne drenching of three nubile foxes followed by an equally messy triple-facial, BFFS is your party HQ! New Year’s Cumdown sees Chloe Temple, Paris White, and Liv Wild gobsmacked by some rich assholes Hollywood Hills mansion. As he toasts their health, they let the mood overtake them, strip down, and lead their baller host to his bedroom for a NYE that’s bound to change a few friendships.

Whatever you ended up doing to celebrate 2019’s arrival (and regardless of how it measures up against these incredible porno fantasies), we at Mr. Pink’s hope it was a blast and that the upcoming year is filled with minimal pain, ample pleasure and plenty of the world’s best porn!

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Brazzers’ Xmas Bounty

Come Christmas time, Brazzers always ensures its members receive a special gift, something highly erotic, undeniably hardcore, and charmingly Christmas-themed. This year, however, the infamous “ZZ” aims to deflate your holiday exictement and replace it with good ol’ fashioned fucking, whether or not it ticks your seasonal celebration checklist or not. Folks, welcome to Brazzers’ ‘Fuck Christmas’!

Kimmy Granger, one of porn’s most energetic dick devourers, throws herself into Brazzers’ Xmas celebrations, taking the role of nerdy office girl trying to tie up work before her vacation. When janitor Xander Corvus tries to haggle his way to completing his vacuuming, Ms. Granger reaches for her most valuable bargaining chip: her cunt!

Kissa Sins is up next, paired not with her husband Jonny but Charles Dera, he of magnificent mustache, a lonely divorced dad seeking some professional company during the loneliest time of the year. In a prostitution fantasy I’m sure we’ve all had, Kissa brings her John some incredible Christmas pleasure.

This holiday season might not be the brightest for Honey Gold – see her recent health issues – but she’s blazing across the Brazzersphere in a steamy threesome scene with Anna Bell Peaks and Jessy Jones. Honey and Jessy await departure at a US airport until they’re spotted getting frisky by Homeland Security’s Ms. Peaks. After questioning Jessy and securing him in another room, Peaks applies her specialized interrogation techniques on his super-foxy gal pal. Needless to say, crimes are confessed, cum is shared, and flights are seemingly endlessly delayed.

In a mother’s worst nightmare cum filthy fantasy, Kendra Lust has slaved away over a hot stove to prepare a memorable holiday meal for her family. Stood up her ungrateful brood, she retires to the living room, whips out a vibrator and loses herself in solo pleasure. Lost between her legs, Ms. Lust burns the turkey and is now stuck alone, hungry, and horny. When pizza delivery savior and professional dick swinger Jonny Sins arrives with an inadequately prepared pie, Kendra decides his own meat will have to satisfy her hunger.

Happy Holidays from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!!!

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Falling into Xmas Porn

Shopping malls are overrun with desperate, anxious consumers, the soundtrack an obnoxious barrage of jingle after jingle, and there’s plenty of food to prepare for the big meal come Tuesday, but you can’t stop thinking about boning some luscious young maiden all dolled up in a frilly red-and-green elf outfit working your candy cane into a frenzy. Good thing there’s a powerful first wave of Xmas porno to keep your mind focused on the real reason for the season: images like this…

Autmn Falls

That’s Autumn Falls and if you’ve not yet had the pleasure of viewing her work, use the Christmas season to catch up and start with a red-and-white double from Jules Jordan and Mofos. Jordan pairs Ms. Falls, an 18-year-old New Yorker with an already fan-favorite body, with Santa Steve Holmes, who promptly runs her through a parade of sexual feats that leave her cum-covered and utterly convinced of Santa’s existence. Autumn also popped by Passion HD, this time unwrapping and enjoying the first use of her BF’s gift: a glass candy cane dildo. After working herself up on the piano stool, Autumn is met by her beau and begins to work on showing her thanks. Although not in full Xmas attire in this scene, the red knee-high socks are nevertheless a good look for this awesome newbie. And, before we move on to other perfectly wrapped presents, Autumn gives new viewers another chance to jump aboard her fan-wagon at Mofos’ site Share My BF. Paired here with the very lusty Evi Rei (aka Lola Chanel), Autumn follows her friend’s lead, playing the part of Christmas present for Evi’s boyfriend. Well, to be fair, they both go to town on Autumn’s stunning body, sharing the lucky guy as the site name suggests, and giving all three friends a holiday to really remember.

There’s a whole lot more Xmas smut spewing forth from the world of online porno, so be sure to stop back here closer to Xmas for more salacious rundowns of the seasonal action. Here’s a hint at our next porno santa, deliverer of hyper-arousing gifts: he wears a ‘ZZ’!