Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 23rd, 2017

mrpinksSometimes, dear reader, you have to throw your energy not where it’s expected but where it’s most needed. This week at Mr. Pink’s it’s a light week of reviews and a double-dose of Plogs – Pink Blogs… No? Ok, well with fresh assessments of Reality Junkies and Puffy Network, two very different but absolutely deviant super-sites, in the filed and online we took a very long, very hard look at Tushy head honcho Greg Lansky’s anal showcase of returned superstar Lana Rhoades. (A pleasure, a real pleasure.) Then we dashed over to Nutaku, gaming controller in hand and headset in place, to try out some of the killer selection of adult video games available there. Nutaku, a site devoted not only to hosting gamers but also giving attention to up-and-coming designers, showcases dozens of awesome virtual sex adventures. Next week we’ll see how independently created adult games are put together and reach their effectively one handed audience. Until then… Think Pink!

Lansky Lures Back Lana

This week sees the home video release of yet another title from Tushy maestro Greg Lansky. Once again training his lush cinematic style on one outstanding performer, Lansky has managed to make the dreams of many porn lovers come true. He has lured an enormously popular performer back from early retirement and cemented her place in the annals of adult entertainment history with a five-scene run showcased on his Tushy website over the last four months. The performer: Lana Rhoades.

Lana Rhoades

Sliding into her role as 2016 porno “it” girl with a flirtatious softcore introduction at FTV Girls, the icy-blue-eyed 20-year-old from Chicago knows first only as Lana soon appeared staring into the POV camera of a hardcore Bang Bros scene, in classic black lingerie seducing former “it” boy James Deen at EroticaX, lending her incredible gaze and gorgeous face to Naughty America’s booming Virtual Reality series, and shooting her first scene with Lansky for his interracial super-success-story Blacked. The fans, Lansky and company, and Lana Rhoades herself all agreed it was a fantastic match.

Released tomorrow, March 24, on 2-disc DVD, ‘Lana’ comes as the culmination of a comeback made after a very brief retirement announced after mere months in the biz. It seems, fans, that money and Lansky lured her back and, though she’s spread her legs for other studios since returning, her most coveted porno coup, anal sex, has so far been only available to Lansky. Well, Lansky and her ‘Lana’ co-stars, that is. First to appear at Tushy.com was in-house anal-virginity-claimer Jean Val Jean with Rhoades’s second scene devoted to dominant redhead Penny Pax guiding the intimidating Manuel Ferrera where so many fans requested he be. Another encounter clamored for by viewers, an anally-focused lesbian pairing, saw reigning AVN Queen Adriana Chechik dive into Lana’s ass tongue-first. After dealing with Flash Brown back in her first month of hardcore performance, Rhoades then gave her rear to another of Lansky’s go-to guys, John Johnson. It could be said that every expanding experience up until this point had been in preparation for one monumental achievement in any pornstar’s career: her first double-penetration. Fitting, then, that Jean Val Jean returns in this last of the Lana-and-Lanksy collaborations (thus far) and brings everyone’s favorite gentleman cockmaster Mick Blue with him, pushing their fast rising co-star’s incredible body into unchartered territory.

Where, oh where, will Lana Rhoades, definitely not really retired and now posing for Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse along with her exclusive Virtual Reality work with Naughty America, go from here? (Clearly not to LanaRhoades.com.)

Tushy review

XXX Gaming with Nutaku

Nutaku

Having slowly but surely risen to a position of dominance in the entertainment industry after decades of dismissal and ridicule, video games are now considered both powerful economic commodities and intrinsically artistic creations. So, in that way at least, the Final Fantasy series is kinda like one of Mike Adriano’s longer-running, high-numbered anal exploration series. There has been many attempts to meld adult entertainment and gaming to varying success over the decades. Now, with Twitch and Steam making online gaming more communal than ever, many adult gamers have been clamoring for a digital repository for the best in sexually oriented gaming from the thousands of designers and engineers trying to push the art form to its next level. That’s where Nutaku comes in…

Nutaku acts as an eye-catching online games store in which almost every single title is of a seriously sexual nature. From RPGs and action-adventure to trivia, card, and puzzle games to massively multiplayer online fantasy worlds inhabited by nubile wenches with whom you can, if you play your gin rummy right, copulate. In three main categories – Browser, Downloadable, and Mobile Games – Nutaku provides something for every adult gaming fiend. Well, as long as your tastes align with hentai tropes, that is. Almost exclusively styled in the traditions of Japanese animation, the varying types of games allow for different levels of immersion, character development, and intricate plotting. The more basic games provide modest obstacles to be easily overcome and each success is rewarded handsomely by a wanton vixen. Other games reward your return visits to Nutaku and your continued dedication to a created character.

Fans of the classic Leisure Suit Larry series will recognize that character and game’s influence here with most of the non-hentai Nutaku titles following a similar path to the myriad misadventures of that most famous of pixilated lotharios. Other more-Western offerings see card games with decks adorned with photos of known pornstars and loose parodies or lampoons of US entertainment properties. Mostly, though, it’s hentai-style angels, demons, pixies, cyborg warriors, princesses, schoolgirls, and other feisty female sprites that you’ll be gawking at, one hand on your mouse, the other who-knows-where.

Nutaku is free to join and, upon validating their provided email address, each member can freely partake of more than twenty free in-browser games or choose to spend Nutaku’s currency, digital gold coins, which can be purchased for roughly USD 1¢ each, on downloadable games (from the current collection of 72). Downloadable games are priced between $1 and $45, most of the higher-priced titles being Visual Novel titles – essentially a manga/anime/hentai hybrid form. System requirements are posted with every title and generally allow for use on Windows and Mac systems, as well as occasional Linux support. In-browser games are presented via Flash and Java and should work flawlessly with latest versions of Firefox and Chrome.

One of the more unique aspects of Nutaku is the facilitation of discussion between gamers and game designers that aims to lead both parties towards a more fulfilling and enjoyable style of adult gaming. In fact, Nutaku is even tied to Kimochi, a crowd-funding site exclusively for adult game projects. We’ll be taking a look at Kimochi’s burgeoning breakthrough games. Until then, why not mosey on over to Nutaku and see what kind of trouble you can get yourself into, virtually speaking?