Author Archives: MrPinks

Smoke My Bacon, Baby!

Your deep-frier-owning, ranch-dressing-drizzling, Mexican-Coke-preferring girlfriend has said there’s only one thing she loves more than you and it’s bacon and now you don’t know how to reignite the passion of fellatio in your relationship without feeling and smelling like a … Continue reading

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Bang Bros and Culioneros Mix It Up

Bang Bros and Culioneros have peacefully existed side-by-side since the latter’s launch in late 2011, but recent updates to both sites have been somewhat confounding. You see, Culioneros was basically set up to be the Latin Bang Bros with many … Continue reading

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She Came, She Screwed, She Conquered: Brooklyn Lee

It’s not the worst idea to retire at the top: you retain legendary status since you haven’t fallen into mediocrity, you can return to your chosen industry as prominent as you left it, and you’ll always feel like your former … Continue reading

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Every Little Thing at Brazzers

In an apparent effort to keep viewers from watching scenes beginning to end and absorbing every little detail for themselves (even scenes like Jayden Jaymes’s recent soul-searching double-penetration episode of Real Wife Stories), Brazzers now offers the more goal-oriented viewers … Continue reading

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Cougar Hunter – Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

Missy Pink, I’m embarrassed to ask about this but I don’t want to talk about it to anyone I know. I’m 27 years old, my Dad got remarried about a year ago, to a woman more his age, 51, and … Continue reading

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