Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 14th, 2017

mrpinksOn the eve of another epic porno fan blowbang administers by the legendary ladies of #TeamBJ, we here at Mr. Pink’s welcome you back, adult fans of all interests, to another slate of porn reviews guaranteed to have your money landing in the right ladies’ virtual laps. This week, though, we took a long hard look at the emerging bisexual excellence of BiEmpire and the all-male hardcore of Colby Jansen and his Colby’s Crew website. In the hetero realm, we looked at the choose-your-own-adventure virtual girlfriend experiences and fantasy fucks of Life Selector, one of the most unique and exceptional properties in the world of online porno. Read up on #TeamBJ’s oral antics on our blog then return your hungry eyes here for another dose of porno wisdom from your ol’ pal Mr. Pink!

#TeamBJ Blows Again


Following in the outrageously loose-moraled footsteps of Sara Jay, Vicky Vette, Angelina Castro, Maggie Green, and a select group of other adult performers who performed the ultimate fan service by sucking the cocks of their Twitter followers in one giant slobbery sitting, two of today’s finest are aiming to do the very same in celebration of the New England Patriots’ 2017 Super Bowl win. This time around it’ll be Carmen Valentina and fiesta redhead Lauren Phillip sucking hundreds of dicks, so let’s take a look at these two ladies before they dive headfirst into a literal roomful of fans.

Valentina seems fully prepared, telling AVN “I have my knee pads, some baby wipes, and am ready to stay on my knees as long as there are followers who want a BJ.” Starting out in porn back in 2010, Valentina has been closely associated with her VNA Girls network head honcho Vicky Vette, shooting her first scenes for Vette at the turn of the decade.

Only emerging in the mainstream porn world over the past 12 months, Lauren Phillips immediately garnered feverish attention for her luscious curvy figure, ample chest, and obvious enjoyment of on-screen sex. Expanding recently into bisexual porn at Devil’s Film and virtual encounters for a variety of 3D productions, Phillips earned herself two 2017 AVN nominations for Best Group Sex Scene and Best Virtual Reality Sex Scene and appears set to make this year even more impressive than her last, starting out with #TeamBJ’s fanbase blowbang.

Tomorrow, March 14th, is the big day, so be sure to keep an eye on both Phillips’ and Valentina’s Twitter feeds for on-the-ground reportage and the TeamBJ website for details on the forthcoming DVD release. Until then, why not indulge in some of the finest fucking work by these two vixens? Lauren Phillips’ devoting herself to a pair of massive black cocks at Dogfart’s Blacks on Blondes is an amazing showcase of her rampant sluttiness while Valentina has impressed throughout the years, shooting a trio of excellent scenes for Naughty America.

Any bets on who’ll be the next oral sluts to join the ranks of TeamBJ’s sports-mad cocksucking crew?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 7th, 2017

mrpinksAs spring approaches, we here at Mr. Pink’s find ourselves reinvigorated by the promise of warmer weather and, if this week’s slate of porn site reviews is any indication, a few months of very solid sexual entertainment. Up for assessment this week: Greg Lansky’s marvelous Blacked and Tushy, the interracial and anal pair that’s proving immensely popular, and Tug Pass, a handjob-heavy network with some fine niche encounters with dexterous dames. On the blog we’re previewing Mason’s new all-female label, LesbianX, and hooking up with a brand new webcam site already showing good promise. Until next week…!