Hey, Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day!

Jada StevensValentine’s Day, the annual celebration of all things amorous and affectionate, rolls around every February and reminds us that, even with a long-term lady-friend by our sides, we could always become better, more attentive, more inspiring lovers, companions, and partners. If you were to glance at the V-Day-focused porno hitting the WWW this week, however, you might find yourself faced with some “alternative facts” about human sexual relationships today.
 

Reality Kings site Pure 18 has been revived after a three-year nap to bring viewers the incredible strawberry-blonde Raylin Ann and her erection-inspiring charms. Lounging at home, listening to music, barely dressed, Raylin is surprised by a visitor to her bedroom window. Brick Danger may have stopped by to ask his crush for a V-Day date but instead the two horny youngsters end up fucking in front of a full-length mirror… right when Raylin’s dad arrives home!

Smoking hot Latina newcomer Demi Lopez works her magic at DarkX, greeting her old neighborhood friend Jax Slayher by reclining on a sofa in lacy red lingerie surrounded by heart-adorned balloons, chocolates, and plenty of pent-up sexual tension. Also offering some unexpected thrills this V-Day is Carmen Caliente, who returns from hiatus to loll around under falling rose petals before throwing herself at her lover ass-first at Team Skeet’s Teen Curves. 2 Chicks Same Time, Naughty America’s resident FFM trio offering, amps up the fantasy this Valentine’s Day by bringing members a scene they won’t soon forget: Johnny Castle comes home the evening of the 14th to find his girlfriend Violet Starr offering to share him with her friend (and sapphic crush) Ashley Adams. The results, needless to say, are fiery, vocal, and quite sweaty.

The Porn Pros and Passion HD network always delivers a holiday treat or two to its devoted viewers and this year we find ultra-foxy newcomer (and former Reddit exhibitionist) Samantha Parker and seasoned super-enthusiastic MILF Alana Cruise at Passion HD and Pure Mature respectively. My Asian Valentine sees Ms. Parker slide up against Johnny Castle for a rose petal shower and deeply intimate POV-heavy hardcore encounter. Ms. Cruise stops by the company’s resident MILF-emporium to receive a hands-on massage from Brick Danger, whose palms and fingers soon slip between his partner’s thighs as he slowly, sensually prepares her for a deep fucking and a throbbing creampie finish.

When it comes to themed holiday porn, there’s really only one company consistently blowing away most others and that company is Brazzers. This year, the notorious ZZ has created a trio of tantalizing fantasy scenarios filled with raunchy, risqué hardcore sex. Landing first on Feb. 13th, Desperate for V-Day Dick sees uber-MILF and lonely schoolteacher Brandi Love left to her own devices during a quiet paper-grading session. When stiff-docked student Lucas Frost unexpectedly enters, however, her V-Day takes a turn for the better. Playing a different game over at Real Wife Stories, Alektra Blue intentionally irritates and angers her husband, Keiran Lee, in order to coax him into Beast Mode for some serious rough ass-fucking. Also celebrating Valentine’s Day with some anal sex, Jada Stevens is today at Big Wet Butts all dolled up as a red-lingerie-clad cupid doused with oil and pounded balls-deep by Markus Dupree in Lubed Up Cupid.

Has Brazzers once again beaten all other carnal V-Day entertainments from major porno studios? This year it’s a little bit closer thanks to the great turn-out of more romantic, more impassioned scenes and performances. Sure, rose petals still rain from the rafters a la American Beauty but this time around there’s a bit more feeling behind the romps, and that should make all our Valentine’s Days, whether spent alone or in your lover’s arms (and thighs), a little sweeter this year.

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 9th, 2017

mrpinksIt was a strange week at Mr. Pink’s this week, one involving intense kink and fetish activity, 4K vicarious girlfriend experiences, and point-of-view GoPro porno! Wasteland opened its vast archives and wild and weird BDSM and fetish porn, Baebz showcased today’s sexiest US talents in lush Ultra-HD hardcore encounters, and, as part of the larger Porno Pros family, POVD offered immersive point-of-view scenes that let ‘you’ slide into feisty and foxy young beauties like never before. Over on the blog we’re taking a look at what Mr. Pink-fave Kalina Ryu has been up to lately and, believe me, it’s well worth a solid 90 minutes of your precious time. After all, if you don’t do something nice for yourself everyday, who will?

Darkko Dives Into Kalina

When the 2017 AVN Award nominations rolled out in November of last year, there was one name this porn critic was fully expecting to see threatening the supposed shoe-in winners of the major female awards. An absolute queen of fellatio known for her messiness and deepthroating skills while also an accomplished and very convincing girl-girl performer with a solid record of awesome hetero hardcore to seal the deal, Kalina Ryu only popped up in one category and shared her nomination for Best Group Sex Scene with Mick Blue, Anikka Albrite, and Vicki Chase. Could the industry really be so blind as to largely ignore one of the most gleefully slutty hardcore performers to come along in years? Then I realized what it was… Kalina Ryu doesn’t do anal.

Kalina Ryu

Actually, let me correct myself, Kalina Ryu didn’t perform anal sex onscreen until very recently, Jonni Darkko, king of cumshots and POV, casting her in a pair of features that honored the athletic “half-Korean, half-Welsh” beauty’s complete devotion to sex. In Fitness Sluts, Darkko worked Kalina over with the aid of her saliva glands and open throat, and a massive black dildo incredibly worked inside the starlet for a pseudo-DPP. Sliding a thumb, a finger, then two into his frequent collaborator’s asshole, Darkko is eventually allowed a brief dip of his cock in the very same place, marking Kalina’s first on-screen penile-anal penetration after an immense amount of butt-play and teasing.

“It’s so fun to get all dolled up, feeling glamorous, pretty, confident, sexy, and then to get completely destroyed,” Kalina told AVN, reflecting on her work with Darkko. “To stop caring about anything else in that time, other than being a submissive, dirty Slutty Angel, a deep throating, ball-sucking, ass-licking, makeup-smeared, cum-greedy, deliriously happy whore. No shame for how disgusting, because you’re floating from having your brains fucked out. When you feel cum-dumb from multiple orgasms, and exhausted, and hungry after, you know that was a good one.”

Oddly touted by AVN as Kalina’s first anal outing, the Slutty Angels scene in question has just been released through Evil Angel and once again sees the 32-year-old and her director joined by a hefty black dildo for an intense 91-minute lipstick-smearing, DP and DPP heavy, sweaty-as-hell, multiple-load-producing fuck-fest that well and truly cements Kalina as a new anal debutant to watch. The ass-fucking in Slutty Angels is once again brief. After all the build up – from her own fingers diving in while glancing over her shoulder in a POV doggy clip or bending over and inviting Manuel Ferrara to pry her tightest hole open with his lubed digits – you might expect her to go all-out and take it anally from start to finish. Kalina Ryu, however, knows exactly what she’s doing.

She’s driving us all fucking wild, that’s what she’s doing.