Beatin’ on a Budget! with JAV HD

JAV HD

It’s quite rare for an all-Japanese porn site or network to avoid the heavy hand of the national censors and actually distribute extremely explicit pornography, no matter how tame it may seem to us Westerners. That explicit depiction of sex acts is only one of the reasons JAV HD is a network worth your time, attention, and yes, possibly your money. There’s few other sites and network offering such a large collection of uncensored J-porn and even fewer with sites devoted to squirting, schoolgirls, MILFs and pubic muffs. So perhaps your long, exhausting search for an Asian porno wonderland is finally at an end.

JAV HD’s 13 websites all have their own focus: Pussy AV’s vaginal obsession, Hey Outdoor’s sunny beachside romps, Lingerie AV’s bra-and-pantie combos, Hairy AV’s pubically hirsute beauties, AV Stocking’s and its hosiery-covered legs, AV Anal’s devotion to rear-end plugging and playing, the hefty boobage of AV Tits, Schoolgirls HD’s uniformed student sluts, Gang AV’s gangbangers and gangbangees, the mature harlots of Hey MILF, blowjobs of Ferame, and squirting of Shiofuky, as well as with AV69’s idol-focused glamour-porn.

Equally as important as what sites are included in JAV HD’s motherly reach is how well they’re presented. All sites now offer 720p and 1080p High Definition videos as standard, also delivering 2000px photo galleries in most cases and giving its models detailed profile pages to introduce them to their newest, biggest fans. A few warnings, though, before you rush into a JAV HD membership a little too quickly: don’t expect English-language scenes or translation of Japanese dialog; don’t be surprised to find a few dupe updates across the network; and don’t go hog-wild on your downloading as a flexible monthly transfer limit is in place for all users. (See the full Mr. Pink’s JAV HD porn review for full details!)

THE MATH:
With a discount from Mr. Pink’s bringing the standard $29.95 monthly price of JAV HD membership down to only $19.95, the value of this irrepressible network only increases. With 13 sites online, each one works out to cost you only $1.42! And, with 17,000 scenes online, you’re looking at a cost-per-scene of only .117¢. That’s, like, 850 scenes for a buck, man! Throw in photo galleries and you’ve got an incredible deal that should have any J-porn fan shouting “Saikou!” from the rooftops!

 

New Sensations, New Style

New Sensations

New Sensations has long been a company that prided itself on being utterly contemporary. From its very name to its observance of porno trends – which, of late, has seen many a new series focusing on pseudo-incestuous sex, cuckolding, and BBW performers – New Sensations aims to keep its audience tickled by trend recognition while always increasing in size. Now, in much the same way a few other big name networks have done, New Sensations has redesigned its members-only website for modern use.

New Sensations

Outside it’s still the same New Sensations of old, but inside members find a shiny new layout only launched this week. A large banner greets and entices members to check out featured titles – Hey, it’s Kelly Shibari in her very own NS title! – sitting neatly above the latest updates and featured Girl of the Month – Carter Cruise, what the fuck is up, girl? – while a simple text menu lays out your browsing options and remains always available.

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Clearly designed with tablet use in mind, the new New Sensations orients page elements in a tightly packed but not overcrowded way so that, once a scene has been selected, your viewing window is not caged in by ads and content links. You’ll still find related scenes displayed beneath your selected erection-inducer, but you’re not bombarded with additional options while trying to focus on, say, Brooke Wylde’s big tits.

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As always, it’s great to see a prominent adult network keeping up-to-date with advancing technology and putting control in the hands of its members, whatever viewing platform they prefer to use when browsing one-handed New Sensations’ endless supply of awesome porn. Next up (I presume), New Sensations rejigged mobile platform! (‘Cause the current one is ugly as sin.)

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Brazzers

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If you’ve been paying any attention to Mr. Pink’s over the past few years, you’ll have noticed we’re big fans of Brazzers ’round here. It’s not just the steady parade of impeccable pornstar talent being featured or the infamous network’s 32 websites or the 60fps 1080p HD movies sizzling up the screen, nor is it the highly customizable viewing platform on which all its scenes stream or the company’s devotion to hosting anal, DP, and gangbang debuts that keeps us coming back to “The ZZ” – it’s the value!

Previously discounted by ten dollars, the regular monthly Brazzers membership price of $29.99 has undoubtedly prevented less financially secure readers from indulging. Now, however, there’s an absolutely unmissable deal that’ll get you one month inside the world’s most acclaimed adult emporium for less than ten bucks! That’s right, smut lovers, Brazzers can now be enjoyed at the low price of $9.95 for your first month (with subsequent months recurring at full price unless cancelled).

Can you think of a better way to test out the infamous Brazzers before committing to lifelong attendance? I sure can’t, not with figures like these encouraging your, my, our complete attention:

THE MATH:
Home to 32 websites holding a combined 6,047 scenes and now available for just $9.95, Brazzers is essentially offering you each of its celebrated sites for .31¢ and individual scenes for .0016¢ each or 625-for-$1! What more needs to be said?

Discounts as dramatic as these rarely last long, so I’d suggest making the leap to Brazzers membership before prices start rising and this golden opportunity slips by once more. After all, we are talking about the winner of three-time winner of the AVN Award for Best Membership Website and 2014’s Best Studio trophy. Kinda hard to beat, this Brazzers empire!

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Porn Pros

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Finding a killer online porn deal is like shooting lazy, overweight fish in a too-small barrel. There’s bargains everywhere you turn and ads a-plenty to alert you to their offerings, but Mr. Pink, always on the lookout for the best and boldest and most affordable adult entertainment, likes to clue his readers in to deals they might otherwise miss. This week, we’re taking a look at the 22-site network Porn Pros.

Porn Pros’ niche and kink-oriented websites focus on young harlots (Teen BFF, 18 Years Old), bondage-infused humiliation porn (Amateur Violations, Disgraced 18, MILF humiliation), the biggest tits ‘n’ boners in porn (Freaks of Boobs, Freaks of Cock), dark-skinned babes (40oz Bounce, Pimp Parade), adventurous oral sex and massive facials (Deep Throat Love, Cumshot Surprise, LOL Cumshot, Cum Disgrace), female ejaculation (Squirt Disgrace), continental hotties (Euro Humpers), sexy yoga devotees (Flexible Positions), inter-generational sex (Jurassic Cock), hardcore lesbian couplings (Cruelty Party), “homemade” sex tapes (Real Ex Girlfriends), sensual rubdowns (Massage Creep), and even a game show built around a giant penis (Cock Competition). While hardly the most realistic porn network on the ‘net, Porn Pros adds significant spice to otherwise tired concepts and features the work of such dynamite ladies as Anissa Kate, Dani Daniels, Anikka Albrite, Tasha Reign, and Holly Michaels, who appears in an incredible 59 scenes!

Although some Porn Pros sites are no longer updating, leaving Teen BFF, Massage Creep, Real Ex Girlfriends, and 18 Years Old to deliver the bulk of the network’s new material, there’s more than enough highly varied content here to keep any porn fanatic busy for six months or more, and, at $17.95-a-month, Mr. Pink’s current Porn Pros deal is too good to pass up. Don’t believe me? Maybe you’ll believe…

THE MATH:
Porn Pros’ 22 sites hold a collective 2,825 scenes, averaging 128 scenes-per-site and giving each scene an approximate cost of only .64¢, and puts each site at just 81¢-per-month. With a month at Porn Pros now available for a measly $17.95 and updates hitting the homepage about 20 times each each month, even those members watching only the newest content get a great deal: roughly 89¢-per-new-scene. Although it’s not exactly the perfect porn network, Porn Pros is absolutely essential viewing for any porn fan worth his (or her) salt.

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Jules Jordan

Jules Jordan

Jules Jordan knows about great deals; his entire career could be seen as a carefully constructed means to not only have sex with some of the most vivaciously sexual women alive, but to make ‘mad bank’ doing so. With a porno empire rivaling John “Buttman” Stagliano’s Evil Angel, Jordan has seen everyone from Eve Lawrence and Taylor Wane to Alexis Texas and Abella Anderson step onto his set and deliver astounding performances. And, with well over 30 major industry awards to his credit, from AVNs to XRCOs and everything in between, it seems most everyone in porn agrees: if you want it done right (and very hardcore), you go to Jules.

Jules Jordan Video’s official website, naturally called Jules Jordan, packs a hefty carnal wallop with close to one thousand hardcore scenes of impressive technical, artistic, and, most importantly, sexual merits. Throw in 720p and 1080p HD videos and a strong image archive starring porn’s most thrilling women and most skilled cocksmen – interracial is a specialty and sees Lex Steele and Mandingo destroy dozens upon dozens of pussies – and you’re looking at a great deal even at full price. But with Mr. Pink’s discount bringing one month of Jules Jordan below twenty bucks ($19.95 from $29.95, to be precise), you’d be mad to ignore this golden opportunity to indulge.

The Math:
While quantity certainly isn’t the only thing to consider when joining a porn site, Jules doesn’t do too badly at all. There’s 177 full-length DVDs online, giving up 904 individual scenes and roughly equating to 11c-per-DVD and 2c-per-scene! Plus you get free access to another 88 scenes at Sperm Swallowers! Jules Jordan, you’re my hero!

Kennedy Leigh