Category Archives: Sex

Boob Aid

So, untold buckets of ice-water have been dumped on the heads of celebrities and nobodies alike but there’s millions of people out there who still don’t know what the fuck an ALS even is! Clearly, that Lou Gehrig guy, sick … Continue reading

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Cannabis Lube Gets Your Pussy High

Ever since marijuana became a legally acceptable treatment for numerous medical conditions, pot-related entrepreneurs have launched dozens of absurd products. Whiz Khalifa has a line of 100% hemp rolling papers, there’s a Snoop Dogg endorsed vaporizer pen, Tumblr exhibitionists are … Continue reading

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Sexercising with K-Y Gel

Friend, do you find yourself run down at the end of a day, heavy with weariness when you should be sliding into bed next to your dearest for a round of “rumpy pumpy”? Is vitality absent from your day long … Continue reading

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Kenyan Fisherman’s Wives Predict Downfall of Big Dicks

All those alpha males running around with visible bulges in their trousers, making women of all (adult) ages quiver with a mixture of excitement, intimidation, and overwhelming hunger and fucking up your chances to becoming Mayor of Pussytown are about … Continue reading

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Drips of Sweetness, Cum Like Candy

A friend of mine, regaling me with the story of her first experience doling out fellatio, once told me that ejaculate tasted like “egg white and seawater.” As appetizing as that cocktail may seem to a few, the taste of … Continue reading

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