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Paradise in Phuket

Asian-themed website (and recent review subject of Mr. Pink’s) Thai Girls Wild doesn’t just offer a plethora of videos and photo galleries starring adorable Thai girls who are definitely DTF, it also functions as a visual guide to Phuket, Pattaya, and Bangkok for the horny tourist. With half-a-dozen galleries devoted to Beach Life, City Life, Night Life, Funny Life, and girls in Random Poses, as well as Beer Bars & GoGo Bars. These galleries paint a lush, exotic picture of Thailand’s three major cities with sun-drenched beaches, bustling shopping districts, and a flamboyant and vibrant nightlife offering visitors the chance to indulge in their most elemental passions. Oh, yeah, and the girls seem extremely eager to please.

Even more detailed is the tour guide found at SheMax, a five-site network devoted to Thailand’s famous kathoey (male-to-female transgender) population, which gives a thorough breakdown, in both image and written form, of where to go, what to drink, how much to pay, and how to find the hottest and most accommodating trannies in all of Thailand. Of course, this particular resource is better suited to those who don’t mind a little dick with their chick, but after six or seven shots of Sang Som rum, who can tell the difference?

Teaching the Feminine Touch

Most “lesbian” porn movies tend to err on the side of appealing to the mostly male audience’s basest instincts and render their depictions of sapphic love in broad, rough strokes. Kissing is essentially a mutual tongue lashing that is quickly discarded in favor of acts more aggressive than sensual; dildos are ferociously plunged into every available orifice, breasts are pinched, squeezed, and slapped, and the performers throw their heads back, whipping their hair around in apparent ecstasy, while a large portion of porn fans still long for girl-on-girl sex scenes that are explicit but sensual, hardcore but still intimate.

Elegant Angel, a studio well known for its high production values and impressive roster of adult superstars, recently launched their new lesbian brand, Club 59 and aim to produce up to a dozen new DVD releases each year while also developing a members-only website, both of them offering the finest authentic all-female sex. Of particular interest is the recently released title Teach Me, a production that brings together an older, more experienced woman with a relative newcomer. Starring such promising pairings as Julia Ann & Jessie Andrews, Darla Crane & Allie Haze, Zoey Holloway & Dani Daniels, and Lisa Ann & Jana Jordan, Teach Me sees offers something far more authentically seductive and sensual while still retaining the fervent lust upon which these performers have built their reputations.

The Teach Me trailer can be seen here.

Jessica Drake Sucks (in the best way possible)

Following in the footsteps of other adult instructional video releases like Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex and Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex, Wicked Pictures contract star and noted sex educator, Jessica Drake will soon unleash a guide to giving head. The first in a three-part line of instructional DVDs entitled Jessica Drake’s Guide To Wicked Sex, Fellatio features noted cocksuckers Bobbi Starr, Jordan Kingsley and Allie Haze dropping to their knees in front of Danny Mountain, Eric Masterson, and Chris Johnson while Ms. Drake – or should that be Dr. Drake? – imparts the wisdom years of licking glans, stroking balls, and swallowing cum has given her.

Bobbi Starr, known for her intense deep throating abilities tells Drake and the female viewers at which this release is targeted that eating an orange before going downtown aids deep tonsil tickling penetration by increasing saliva production while relative newbie Allie Haze sucks off Mr. Masterson while partially immersed in a bubble bath. Unfortunately, Drake, an expert cocksucker, only appears in an instructional role, leaving fans to seek out some of her award-winning blowjobs on their own.

While I’m sure Jessica and her pole-smoking team of porno superstars will do a great job licking, slurping, sucking, and gagging, hasn’t this been seen quite a few times before? Really, if there needs to be another instructional fellatio DVD, shouldn’t it be presented by the one woman for whom blowjobs appear to be her very raison d’être, the incomparable Charley Chase?

Tristan Taormino’s Anal Education

Tristan Taormino, the noted feminist author, sex educator, activist, pornographer, and public speaker (and self-proclaimed heterosexual “queer-dyke”), is finally unleashing her latest adult explicit education DVD on the world: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex. While the title itself might not evoke lusty feelings of passionate anal lovemaking or raunchy, raw assfucking, the names of appearing stars Kylie Ireland, Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole, and the legend herself, Nina Hartley certainly do. All of these women have made names for themselves in the adult industry by spreading (amongst other things) their ass cheeks and taking cock like the anal champions they’ve often claimed to be. But what of Taormino herself? How come she’s not shedding her gear and getting down for some dirt-pipe digging? Well, it turns out some women who have fucked on camera in the past simply find themselves more useful behind the Vaselined-lens, rather than in front of it and, with her acclaimed “Expert Guide to…” series of Vivid DVD release, Taormino proves she is now where she’s most needed, on the front-lines of the battle of sexual ignorance and timidity. Knowing what gets you off and what pleases your partner is quite clearly the true measure of sexual maturity and Taormino – lover her or loathe her – certainly makes that clear with her diagram, pointer, and blackboard introductions to some of the most thrilling and authentic anal sex you’ll see online.

Those curious to see Tristan put her money-maker where her mouth is should check out Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women at Videobox, where she takes on all cummers, including Nina Hartley, Inari Vachs, and Buttman himself, John Stagliano.