Beatin’ on a Budget! with JAV HD

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It’s quite rare for an all-Japanese porn site or network to avoid the heavy hand of the national censors and actually distribute extremely explicit pornography, no matter how tame it may seem to us Westerners. That explicit depiction of sex acts is only one of the reasons JAV HD is a network worth your time, attention, and yes, possibly your money. There’s few other sites and network offering such a large collection of uncensored J-porn and even fewer with sites devoted to squirting, schoolgirls, MILFs and pubic muffs. So perhaps your long, exhausting search for an Asian porno wonderland is finally at an end.

JAV HD’s 13 websites all have their own focus: Pussy AV’s vaginal obsession, Hey Outdoor’s sunny beachside romps, Lingerie AV’s bra-and-pantie combos, Hairy AV’s pubically hirsute beauties, AV Stocking’s and its hosiery-covered legs, AV Anal’s devotion to rear-end plugging and playing, the hefty boobage of AV Tits, Schoolgirls HD’s uniformed student sluts, Gang AV’s gangbangers and gangbangees, the mature harlots of Hey MILF, blowjobs of Ferame, and squirting of Shiofuky, as well as with AV69’s idol-focused glamour-porn.

Equally as important as what sites are included in JAV HD’s motherly reach is how well they’re presented. All sites now offer 720p and 1080p High Definition videos as standard, also delivering 2000px photo galleries in most cases and giving its models detailed profile pages to introduce them to their newest, biggest fans. A few warnings, though, before you rush into a JAV HD membership a little too quickly: don’t expect English-language scenes or translation of Japanese dialog; don’t be surprised to find a few dupe updates across the network; and don’t go hog-wild on your downloading as a flexible monthly transfer limit is in place for all users. (See the full Mr. Pink’s JAV HD porn review for full details!)

THE MATH:
With a discount from Mr. Pink’s bringing the standard $29.95 monthly price of JAV HD membership down to only $19.95, the value of this irrepressible network only increases. With 13 sites online, each one works out to cost you only $1.42! And, with 17,000 scenes online, you’re looking at a cost-per-scene of only .117¢. That’s, like, 850 scenes for a buck, man! Throw in photo galleries and you’ve got an incredible deal that should have any J-porn fan shouting “Saikou!” from the rooftops!

 

James Deen Keeps on Sinnin’

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Last week, we ran through the first four installments of James Deen’s soon-to-be legendary feature series, James Deen’s 7 Sins: Greed, Gluttony, Lust, and Pride. Now that the final installment, Wrath, has premiered on JamesDeen.com, it’s time to wrap up this whole sordid affair before I send myself straight to the Netherworld for what I’ve seen and written.

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ENVY, the fifth feature in the series, details the downward spiral of pornstar Chanel Preston, whose obsession with Deen and his nubile ladyfriend Chloe Foster progresses from voyeurism to poisoning, kidnapping, and rape. After her husband ignores her advances, Preston ropes Foster into fluffing her waiting crew of gangbangers, preparing them for an airtight three-guy plug-fest that leaves Preston satisfied and Foster humiliated.

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SLOTH sees Lia Lor attempting to brush her teeth after a tryst with Deen, only to find his water’s been cut off. She wades through a messy floor to join Deen, slumped on the sofa in his pajamas, and attempts to rouse him with a blowjob. Due to her partner’s disinterest, Lor’s imagination conjures up two distinct threesomes and fantasizes about another man pounding her as she rests on Deen’s lap. Only, this fantasy doesn’t seem particularly enjoyable. In fact, so heavy and dour mood in the apartment that Lor ups and leaves for something a bit brighter.

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Deen’s final installment, WRATH, is the most furiously sordid of them all. With a shaven head that makes him look like a death row inmate Deen beats the crap out of Danny Wylde then tears through a gauntlet of naked female figures (many of them from porn’s current generation of supersluts), aggressively dominating each one as she comes into reach. Slamming them against the wall by the neck, slapping faces and tits, choking and suffocating them, Deen even goes so far as to pick one blonde up by inserting his fingers between her lower lips and lifting. After treating himself to all nine women over the feature’s three scenes, Deen, who’s as much a cinematic adventurer as he is a sexual one, has accomplished something truly remarkable. A seven-feature hardcore porn series that owes as much to the film work of Gordon Willis and Gaspar Noe as it does to Deen’s distributor John Stagliano and his Evil Angel empire. How ever will he top James Deen’s 7 Sins?

 

Oh, and if you’re eager to see Deen’s treatise on sexual sin, you can do so at his official website, which throughout October will donate 50% of all profits to cancer research, prevention, and treatment.

Sinning with James Deen

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James Deen couldn’t possibly get any bigger, could he? I’m not talking about his more than adequate member, either, but his celebrity. After ascending to unheard of mainstream stardom thanks to his dearly devoted female fans, many of them women who’d never before found a male pornstar at all appealing, a controversial CNN interview, and a role in a controversial Bret Easton Ellis-written, Paul Schrader-directed, Lindsay Lohan-starring movie, The Canyons, it seemed America’s favorite perverted boy-next-door couldn’t do any better! So, Deen did what any performer with newfound notoriety and success did, he went all artsy on us. He shot dimly-lit, grungy features based on the seven deadly sins: greed, gluttony, lust, pride, envy, sloth, and wrath.

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GREED deals with an insufferable playboy whose mansion is literally lined with naked women. Strolling past them on his way to a meeting after facefucking a trio of beauties for breakfast. After fucking his colleague (Alektra Blue) and leaving her to roam his spacious abode, Deen’s private stock of female flesh is fully unveiled, resulting in an orgy of epic proportions.James Deen greed

In GLUTTONY Deen hands full-figured Harper Hughes her first starring role and asks her to lie on a banquet table surrounded by tantalizing cuisine and copulating couples. Will she join in the wet-and-messy indulgence or remain abstinent? Whatever she chooses, you know she’ll be well taken care of by Deen and his dinner guests, all eight of them.

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For LUST, Deen hands the lead role over to Bailey Blue, who plays an insatiable (and rather inspired) nymphomaniac whose sexual exploration takes her from mundane morning sex to an alleyway anal pounding to a fantasy seven-dick roundtable laden with bondage wear and silent, dominant men. As Blue eyes some Polaroids, her fantasies again take over and she’s struggling to accommodate four rock-hard men. It’s dark and dirty in Bailey Blue’s world.

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PRIDE features Casey Calvert and sees her gangbanged by three suited women wearing not only Deen’s cock but his face, too. A familiar figure enters, offers a silent command, and the masked trio bends over and exposes their rears, ripe for the taking. Deen ravishes all three then proceed to – get this! – spooges on the faces of his three doppelgangers before turning his attention to Ms. Calvert. Little does he know, however, that she’ll be the death of him, quite literally.

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Is this the actual honest-to-Yama demise of James Deen or will he return to tackle Envy, Sloth, and Wrath? Well, according to Evil Angel’s release schedule, he will, so you’d best come back next week as I take another look at what Mr. Deen’s fevered, perverted mind has come up with. And be sure to keep an eye out for Mr. Pink’s brand new review of Deen’s official site, where you’ll find every episode of this series along with a booming archive of the world’s most famous fucker’s best work.