The subprime mortgage crisis that decimated the US economy between 2007 and 2009, and which damaged and devalued people’s homes and lives forever now officially has a bright side – and it’s not the rise of reformist politicians intent on changing Wall Street for the better. Property Sex, a POV-heavy fantasy site that imagines what would happen if the realtor trying to sell you a new house was so desperate to close, she opened her legs. Also imagining tenants trying not to get booted for bad behavior, Property Sex sees such porno darlings as Alexis Adams, Cindy Starfall, and Cece Capella working the deal as best they can, professionalism be damned.
Already hosting 67 episodes starring a wide range of US-based pornstars, and delivering 1080p HD streams and downloads that allow you to gaze into Kalina Ryu’s sultry eyes as she pulls her skirt off or marvel at Priya Price’s incredible chest wrapped around ‘your’ cock, Property Sex is already the talk of porno-town. New scenes continue to arrive at VixenX HQ, home of Property Sex, on a rough weekly schedule, each update bringing videos and photos to your screen in a near-perfect showcase of its featured pornstar.
All good things must come to an end, though, and it’s unlikely Property Sex will last another housing bubble (and subsequent burst), so I guess we can all be glad that sub-prime auto-loans are the next crisis-in-waiting. I can just imagine the dialog now… “Nope, the transmission’s totally fucked, you’ll have to replace it, but I can give you the stiff-dick discount if you want, baby! He rides good, trust me.”