Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 24th, 2015

mrpinksVariety sometimes does prove to be the spice of life. Other occasions, though, show consistency and reliability as the most important attributes one can have. What happens when both are in play? You get Team Skeet, dude! This week at Mr. Pink’s it was an all-Skeet week with four brand new porn reviews of Team Skeet sites both fresh off the assembly line and very well established. Teens Do Porn showcases professional hardcore debuts, Exxxtra Small is home to porn’s tiniest teen hussies eager to take (or try) big dick, Step Siblings serves up lesbian sex more risqué than most, and Teens Love Anal aims to prove that, yes, they really, really do. Some of these Team Skeet sites proved a little understocked but with network access at your disposal, no Team Skeet member should ever find himself lacking in beat-off material. Until next week, keep it filthy, friends!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 15th, 2015

mrpinksAs one door closes, another opens. Or (if you’ve read the blog this week) as one pornstar leaves, another re-enters. And, as another week transpires, so too does Mr. Pink’s interest in porn reviews past. Already looking forward to next week’s agenda, allow me to pause a moment and inform you, dear reader, of what we’ve examined over the last few days under the Pink-O-Scope: the entirety of Sensual Girl, a four-site network dealing in erotic fellatio, nude modeling, raunchy threesomes, and the pairing of old men and young women. Sure, it’s not for everyone, but nothing is. Scope out Class Studios’ Sensual Girl network then head back here and holler at me if you’re not thrilled. After all, next week is a whole new thing.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 9th, 2015

What a week! Candida Royalle passed away and put me in a shitty mood for a while, but Mr. Pink bounced back just as he always does, bringing a slate of brand new porn reviews to your attention. This week saw four very different sites assessed by yours truly, sites focused on urination, transsexual hotties, homegrown Philly babes, and one of porn’s most acclaimed gonzo filmmakers. What did we discover? Well, VIPissy delivers a golden stream of content that should keep any watersports enthusiast entertained for weeks, Trans500 overcomes some odd casting with absurd trans-fucking scenarios, the hometown hotties of Hot Philly Models might be hot but they’re not quite “LA-hot,” and Jules Jordan, well, he proved that success needn’t ruin the man, it can instead spur him on towards bigger and better things. Speaker of bigger and better things, I’ll be back next week with (you guessed it) more exclusive, elucidating, and hopefully insightful porn reviews!