Beatin’ on a Budget! with Exxxtasy

A few years ago, a friend of a friend was over at my place and noticed a stack of about ten DVD-R spindles sitting on top of a bookshelf. When I told him they contained digital copies of old and obscure Japanese, Korean, and Polish cinema titles, he couldn’t believe his ears. It wasn’t my questionable copyright infringement that disturbed him, it was the idea that I still kept content stored on physical discs. “Media should be streamed,” he told me, “DVDs just take up landfill space, degrade in quality over time, and are prone to damage.” I defended my burning habit: “But you can’t loan a stream to a friend or throw it into the trash if it’s a shitty movie.” Still, he maintained that streaming was the way to go, a position clearly held by the subject of this week’s Beating on a Budget, the streaming only Exxxtasy.

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Now, don’t get me wrong. If you’re a particular kind of online porn viewer, the kind that keeps an archive of, say, Belladonna’s roughest gangbangs or the complete online works of Alina Li you won’t have much use for Exxxtasy, where downloading is prohibited. Those of you down with HD streams, on the other hand, might not have seen a site this appealing for a long, long time. Exxxtasy has only just begun its assault on your bandwidth, but it’s already a large site hosting tons of high-quality mainstream porn releases that, though not exclusive, are great to see pulled together in one place. Even though Exxxtasy was already dirt cheap to access, the site is celebrating its growth with a discount that should have all you porn-streamers clamoring to think of a totes sweet username. Originally $9.99-a-month, Exxxtasy, home to titles by Elegant Angel, Harmony Films, Pure Play Media, and Killergram, among others, can now be enjoyed for a ridiculously low $4.99 (valid for your first month’s access).

Although it’s by no means a perfect site, Exxxtasy overcomes its detriments (poor navigation tools, no downloading, no photos, no Roku channel… yet) and, quite simply, makes you an offer you can’t refuse: who can pass up 1,500 killer porno scenes starring A-listers galore for a measly $4.99? Hell, I was even granted complimentary access for review purposes and I still bought one month inside Exxxtasy. And here’s why…

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Exxxtasy currently holds a pretty dang substantial 1,547 scenes in its archives and charges $4.99 for one month’s access. This price point means that each individual scene hits a cost of only .3¢ – that’s one-third of a single cent! What more savings does a dirt-poor porn fan need?

Bargains like Exxxtasy don’t come along too often and especially not those granting you access to a hefty award-winning porn archive starring every pornstar worth a damn over the last decade, so (personal opinion alert) I’d pounce on this one if I were you.

Beatin’ on a Budget! with WTF Pass

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European hardcore networks litter the Internet like drive-through photomats once littered the parking lots of North American strip malls, but how do you discern the worth of one from the other? How do you filter out the untranslated, unintelligible drivel pouring out of many Eastern European states to leave only the highest quality Euro-smut? Why, by heeding the advice of your go-to porn advisor, Mr. Pink, of course! And there’s one particular Euro-hardcore network that’s proven quite popular around the office, a network with some peculiar sexual habits and a giant-cocked Panda: WTF Pass.

Home to eleven sites – College Fuck Parties, Pickup Fuck, Hard Fuck Girls, Porn Weekends, Dolls Porn, Public Sex Adventures, HD Massage Porn, Panda Fuck, The Art Porn, and Meet, Suck & Fuck – WTF Pass may indeed leave the average porn viewer muttering “What the fuuuuck?”, erection-in-hand as they stare at a twelve-person orgy in the middle of a forest, extreme double-penetrations, on-bus blowjobs, and, yes, even sex with a guy in a strap-on-equipped Panda costume. There’s no doubt WTF Pass presents a wide and quite weird variety of hardcore thrills, but is it plentiful enough to warrant your patronage? With close to 2000 scenes online, I dare say it is, but let’s find out for sure.

THE MATH:
WTF Pass usually charges its members $34.95-a-month for access privileges, but with Mr. Pink on the case, and a discount on the cards for readers, this adventurous Europorn network is now more affordable than ever: only $19.95-a-month! Just how does that work out on a scene-by-scene basis? Let’s the the calculator and muster up some numbers! WTF Pass’s eleven networked websites each come out to a cost of just $1.80-a-month each, a bargain by anyone’s standards. The 1865 scenes currently on offer (including both video and photo content) each come to barely more than one cent each, 1.07¢ to be exact. One cent for a 50-minute outdoor six-girl, four-guy orgy, a Panda-blowing teen slut, or tender and romantic ass-fucking on a four-poster bed.

It’s rare to find such a boldly debaucherous Euro network offering such affordable memberships, so be sure to give WTF Pass some serious consideration while the bargain-priced membership is still available. (But be sure to check out our fully detailed WTF Pass website reviews right here at Mr. Pink’s before you do!)

 

Spicy Webcams Heats Up!

Variety, it has often been said, is the spice of life. That same is true, of course, when you limit your view to pornography. Without the occasional double-anal, ten-guy blowbang, or lesbian fisting sessions, porn would be rather dull and repetitive, merely presenting the same sexual situations over and over, only the performers and scenarios changing. Webcam porn, however, is at its very core an adaptable medium allowing both performer and customer the chance to tailor a show to their specific tastes and requirements. And, with plenty of new webcam sites hitting the WiFi-waves every few months, pornographic variety has never been stronger. At Spicy Webcams, it’s also never been quite this hot!

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Spicy Webcams seems determined to overcome its relative inexperience as a new addition to the webcam world, promising its visitors a free membership that allows basic chatting and viewing of cams. In short, the perfect enticement to check out Spicy Webcams for yourself. As I do with most new cam sites that appear, I signed up and took a look through Spicy Webcams’ models and shows, finding a strong mix of nationalities, languages, physical types, and personalities on display. From GrannyInBed to BritneyBootyXO, from StrictUKMistress to KimmyLoves2Play, all models are granted profile pages often filled with saucy photos, personal comments, and even prerecorded cam shows available to all members in good standing.

And, hey, if you wanna feel like the most sexually experience man on Earth, bide your time and choose the right room and you’ll soon find yourself in the company of fellow members eager to confess their virginal inexperience and ineptitude to their chosen cam girl. Conversely, you also get the occasional dickhead saying rude and insulting things to the models just to get a reaction. Ignore your more obnoxious fellows, y’all, and set a good example by treating models with respect and courtesy as you pay them to debase themselves in your honor.

Spicy Webcams Frequent Fucker Program rewards those repeat customers who spend a significant amount on tokens to tip and take private their favorite gals. A bit more information about the rewards program would be very helpful, but Spicy Webcams has basically laid it out as follows: every time you purchase credits (€1 ea.) you’re given bonus miles (approximately one mile per ten credits purchased). When you’ve amassed ten bonus miles you become a Sexy Silver member and receive mild bonuses and discounts. After Silver comes Sexy Gold and finally Sexy Platinum, which earns devoted viewers 200 bonus credits, a 5% credit bonus with every purchase, and Happy Hour webcam shows for only 20¢-per-min.

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With more and more people, porn fans and newly interested adults both, flocking to webcam sites to get their virtual rocks off, Spicy Webcams’ loyalty program could be the clincher that puts it over other new cam sites. Personally, I’m looking forward to coming back in a month or two and seeing what new models have arrived. Those already camming their panties off at Spicy Webcams do represent a range of styles, kinds, and personalities – and there’s certainly plenty of ’em, more than 800 online at a given time – but once the highly-motivated self-employed entrepreneurial webcammers find their place here, Spicy Webcams will really hit its stride.