At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we undertook serious new investigations into four seriously impressive porn sites. If you’ve just eaten a large, moist meal, I’d advise against the utterly insane blowjobs of Ghetto Gaggers and the Ghetto Doorway network in general; you might find yourself blowing chunks, too! John B. Root’s Explicite Art offered another classy view on European erotic hardcore while Sins Life snuck us into Johnny and Kissa Sins’ awesome homemade sex adventures. Next week there’ll be more degenerate face fucking and a whole mess of human sexuality, delivered and deliberated on by yours truly, Mr. Pink. ‘Til next time, fuck fans!
Having been at various points tasked with handling a hefty professional regime of fucking for Naughty America, Brazzers, Team Skeet, and numerous other world-class porno outfits, Johnny Sins (or Sinns, as he used to call himself) seemed to have it made. Hell, the guy even landed what for many would be a dream come true when he was cast alongside Eva Lovia in PornHub’s forthcoming feature Sexplorations to be shot in orbit above Earth’s atmosphere. How on Earth could a legendary porn stud make an already incredible career even more enviable? By getting hitched, of course!
Instead of marrying a fellow porno professional or a total amateur nobody, Sins found and fell for a blonde Californian named Kissa who promptly threw her hyper-orgasmic self into shooting passionate adult movies and clips with her new beau. Quietly married and now living in Hawaii with their two dogs, the couple proved themselves fit-for-fucking on a public blog before launching a paid membership site that, in all honesty, wasn’t that great. The recent launch of Sins Life, however, is definitely cause for celebration, holding as it does a thrilling mixture of the Sins’ own self-shot porno and professional guest-stars getting devoured by both husband and wife.
When she started out, Kissa shot only with her man, slowly bringing other women into the fray and eventually shooting a bevy of scenes for Brazzers that co-starred such devastating beauties as Riley Reid, Abella Danger, Romi Rain, and Peta Jensen. All the while, the Sins’ own site was growing and evolving. In its current state, Sins Life, the pair’s official subscription site, deals in such tantalizing private treats as vacation footage rife with passionate fucking on patios, beaches, in hot tubs, and hotel suites. When they bring in guests, they’re women like the aforementioned Ms. Danger, August Ames, Veronica Rodriguez, and Karlee Grey. (Kissa still only works with one guy: Johnny.) Celebratory birthday and holiday episodes spice things up with costumes, decorations, and cakes, but Kissa’s been known to drape herself in fairy lights before dropping to her knees and making lip-smacking oral love to her husband’s world-famous hard-on. And, in a scene that’s too salacious to be believed, the Sins shot a reverse-gangbang (one guy, many women) co-starring Maddy O’Reilly, Katrina Jade, AJ Applegate, and Karmen Karma on the occasion of their leaving Las Vegas for their new life in Hawaii.
Currently available at the discounted rate of $19.88 (valid for your first month of access), a Sins Life membership brings 1080p HD video streams, high-res photo galleries, and even a solid schedule of live shows, blog posts, and saucy Snapchat images to keep you clued into one of the most enviable marriages in porn.
There’s something about the sound of fireworks and the smell of roasting animal carcasses that really gets me in the mood to bump uglies with someone beautiful. Or at least dream about it. How about you, how was your Fourth of July? If you’re like me, you were left hungover and horny this morning, so how about a Mr. Pink approved remedy in the shape of Adam & Eve TV, the mainstream porn fan’s online multiplex, Ladyboy Gold and Ladyboy Pussy, two astounding trans-porn efforts from Southeast Asia, and, for the fellas, Titan Men, home to the hottest hunk-filled hardcore this side of the early DC scene? (Yeah, I thought that might do the trick.)