A VR V-Day Worth Rewinding

With St. Valentine’s Day out of the way for another year, those of us who find the holiday a tiresome one, an all too powerful reminder of our own romantic failings and frustrations, can rejoice, relax, and partake of the copious porn scenes released this last week with a Valentine’s theme. And thanks to advances in sex tech, we are this year blessed not only with a large slate of V-Day porno, but a wealth of it delivered in epic, immersive Virtual Reality environments. From the ultra-realistic to the totally fantastic, this year’s VR Valentine porn slate included some serious gems well worth a closer look.

BaDoink VR - Valentine's Day porn

At acclaimed virtual sex vendor BaDoinkVR, the incomparable curves of Lena Paul are reddened in rich UHD 3D VR for Cupid’s Arrow, a tale of Internet flirtation turned IRL sexual antics that ends with an epic chest-aimed cumshot and will leave you heaving.

VRConk delivered a European Valentine that should send any die-hard Euro-oglers into erotic overdrive. Valentina Ricci, all dark hair and red lips, stopped by VRConk’s homepage for a Paris-set fellatio fest entitled L’amour Toujours. Our recent review of VRConk wasn’t entirely complimentary but Ms. Ricci is unmissable in this powerfully romantic turn.

Over at VRBangers, members are being treated to virtual two separate V-Day dates with Gianna Dior and Christiana Cinn. Ms. Cinn was the first to land her V-Day date, starring in La Saint Valentine, a tale that sees her share her favorite sex toys before romping with the object of her romantic inclinations, and her lust: you! Gianna Dior, for her part, contributes Stealing Hearts, forty-four minutes of pure heavenly fantasy in which she desires, demands, and ultimately receives your complete attention.

However your own Valentine’s Day date turned out, and especially even if you couldn’t get one or were too busy to bother trying, this seamy slate of virtual dates and digital hookups could be enough to convince you to give the ol’ V-Day another try. Or, conversely, it may convince you to stay firmly planted at home next Feb 14th, VR headset strapped to your head, a fine example of sexually superior womanhood straddling your virtual lap and begging to take you deeper. I know what I’ll be doing!

VR Porn Reviews

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 12th, 2019

mrpinksValentine’s Day is fast approaching, folks, and this week at Mr. Pink’s we’re looking at three sites that conjure up very different ideas of romance. A fairly new addition to the Team Skeet network, Dyked pairs mature vixens with young experimenters for sapphic sex lessons of a very steamy nature. Another Team Skeet creation, a standalone one this time, Submissived showcases the kind of sex where domination, manipulation, and power struggles are key components, putting porn’s newest and bravest starlets under a barrage of sexual punishment. Our VR adventure this week comes from VR Conk, a new Euro effort providing a variety of hetero and lesbian hardcore, and voyeuristic female masturbation in rich 6K 3D virtual encounters. On the blog, perfectly timed to make your Valentine’s Day plans feel like an epic waste, we look again at the indomitable Angela White and her epic haul at this year’s AVN Awards. Keep your heads together through the 14th, folks. I know Feb 14th can be a doozy for many of us best Mr. Pink will be returning shortly with a post-VDay roundup of porn’s most epic Valentine-Themed productions. Until then… think Pink!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 4th, 2019

mrpinksHoly crap, folks, it’s February and you know what that means, less than two weeks left until Valentine’s Day. Until the love hearts start flooding out social media feeds and frustrating the sexually and romantically unsatisfied even more, porn is here to keep you hard and happy. Mr. Pink’s this week takes a look at the colorful 41-site epic network that is Team Skeet, a haven of HD porno frivolity everyone should be at least a little familiar with. Bad MILFs, a site on that very same network, caters to fans of mature pornstars, step-cest and generation bridging sex between older women and young couples. Next week’s looking like another trio of killer carnal vendors will go under assessment but, until then, keep it Pink!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 27th, 2019

mrpinksSome weeks at Mr. Pink’s we find ourselves assessing two sites so similar they might as well merge. This week, however, is not one of those weeks. First off the rank, Nakety offered elegant softcore tease and nude photo galleries with stunning young European models. Gaining momentum with some truly gorgeous pictorials, Nakety is a softcore erotic endeavor worth a closer look. On the total opposite end of the porno spectrum, Blacked Raw delivers a scorching hot upgrade to Greg Lansky’s acclaimed interracial sex success, Blacked, shooting pornstar goddesses in raunchy hotel romps set against an LA nightlife backdrop. In HD and 4K, Blacked Raw is, simply put, fucking amazing IR smut. On the blog this week we look at the return of Teanna Trump, who recently made her debuts at two Lansky sites and was just crowned Vixen’s Angel of the Year after serving time for a bullshit pot bust. Wow, what a week! Mosey on back next week for another dose of porno wisdom from your ol’ pal Pink!