Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 16th, 2017

mrpinksRocking’ and rollin’ through the annals of pornographic history, that’s us here at Mr. Pink’s, and this week we’ve got a double-shot of brand new porn reviews to keep your coins and your cock pointed in the right direction. Club Seventeen has long been devoted to young adult models frolicking through the European continent and it’s been keeping up the fine work lately, with a taste of Virtual Reality and 4K content creeping in. Cherry Pimps takes a slightly different approach to digitized smut, focusing on a handful of the most thrilling women working in porn today, celebrating them with their very own official Cherry Pimps sites, a load of prerecorded sex acts, and a strong schedule of live performances that you won’t want to miss. ’Til next week, porno fans, I remain your humble servant of hardcore entertainments!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 10th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we tackled a dynamic pair of porno entities well worth analyzing. One focused on the low down dirtiness of foot fetishism while the other dealt with some of the loftiest objects of lust in our ever expanding popular culture. Foot Fetish Daily produces a fine line of foot-focused porn that’s delivered in HD and offers unique takes on lower-limb love and lust. Mr. Skin, on the other hand, pulls the most famous celebrities into the porn world with screencaps, video clips, and custom tribute content all intent on capturing and celebrating their flirtations with onscreen nudity and sexuality. Next week things will take a bit of a turn towards nubile young adults and one big pimpin’ network you’ll soon know intimately. Until then, horndogs… think Pink!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 2nd, 2017

mrpinksMr. Pink’s this week sees two hot-as-fuck sites go under the Pink-O-Scope for detailed analysis and assessment and there’s one person ultimately responsible for both: acclaimed director Mason. Continuing our look at her burgeoning super-network, we reviewed both EroticaX, an atmospheric take on romance-porn that doesn’t skimp on the graphic fucking, and XEmpire, the four-site network that ties all of Mason’s excellent digital efforts together in one tidy package. On the blog we’re hoping bottles and rolling blunts in celebration of the return of pint-sized superstar dynamo Madison Ivy and you, dear reader, are invited to join in!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 26th, 2017

mrpinksMr. Pink, once again on the hunt for the best and boldest and bangingest porn on the ‘net, has scoured site listings and search results and come up with a trio of worthy competitors for the highest prize in carnal entertainment: your time, money, attention, and fluids. This week we looked at two sites from Mason, adult director du jour: black-on-white interracial wonderland DarkX and the more conventional (but hardly mainstream) anal, DP, and gangbang-heavy HardX, both excellent efforts within their niches. Also on the agenda, an Italian effort filled with picturesque locations, romantic seductions, and passionate, sensual sex. La Sublime XXX also features a bunch of excellent work from a Mr. Pink’s fave, Valentina Nappi, and is well worth checking out whatever your international language skills may be. Sex is, after all, a globally understood language of love, lust, and pleasure. Until next week when we’ll have more from Mason’s booming XEmpire and another look at our old pal and celebrity porn purveyor Mr. Skin, keep it cocky, y’all!