Another week of weird and wonderful sexual entertainment, another slate of Mr. Pink’s porn reviews! Taking fresh looks at classic sites and new ones alike, this week we tackled the lush glam-porn of Babes, Icon Male’s beautifully-crafted gay hardcore features, the double-header of VixenX (complete with the awesome Property Sex), and Take Van’s corruptive, coercive roadside pick-ups, all in the name of keeping you, the porno-loving public, well informed. Until next time, don’t do anything Yhivi wouldn’t do… (which, if you check out the latest Mr. Pink’s blog, you’ll find isn’t much).
Category: Porn Reviews
Porn Reviews
Eviction or Erection? Property Sex Hits Home
The subprime mortgage crisis that decimated the US economy between 2007 and 2009, and which damaged and devalued people’s homes and lives forever now officially has a bright side – and it’s not the rise of reformist politicians intent on changing Wall Street for the better. Property Sex, a POV-heavy fantasy site that imagines what would happen if the realtor trying to sell you a new house was so desperate to close, she opened her legs. Also imagining tenants trying not to get booted for bad behavior, Property Sex sees such porno darlings as Alexis Adams, Cindy Starfall, and Cece Capella working the deal as best they can, professionalism be damned.
Already hosting 67 episodes starring a wide range of US-based pornstars, and delivering 1080p HD streams and downloads that allow you to gaze into Kalina Ryu’s sultry eyes as she pulls her skirt off or marvel at Priya Price’s incredible chest wrapped around ‘your’ cock, Property Sex is already the talk of porno-town. New scenes continue to arrive at VixenX HQ, home of Property Sex, on a rough weekly schedule, each update bringing videos and photos to your screen in a near-perfect showcase of its featured pornstar.
All good things must come to an end, though, and it’s unlikely Property Sex will last another housing bubble (and subsequent burst), so I guess we can all be glad that sub-prime auto-loans are the next crisis-in-waiting. I can just imagine the dialog now… “Nope, the transmission’s totally fucked, you’ll have to replace it, but I can give you the stiff-dick discount if you want, baby! He rides good, trust me.”
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 9th, 2016
As Katrina Jade ascends to the Adult Empire throne, it’s business as usual at Mr. Pink’s. (At least until she’s overrun the entire industry, that is.) Four brand new reviews hit the site this week, giving us our first look at lush lesbian hardcore site Girl Grind along with Push Her Limits, a far less demure hetero hardcore offering. Acclaimed director B.Skow showed us a different take on erotica, blending heavy atmosphere with passionate sex. Meanwhile, over in the gay porn world, Pride Studios pressed on in pursuit of HD hardcore mano-a-mano style. Be sure to return next week, folks, for another dose of deviance and debauchery from your ol’ pal, Mr. Pink!
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 2nd, 2016
Going under the almighty Pink-O-Scope this week at Mr. Pink’s were My XXX Pass sites 1000 Facials and Immoral Live, legendary Hollywood studio Vivid, and Larry Flynt’s infamous porno empire, Hustler. Big names and big fun on all four sites, folks, and plenty of roaring hot action, from gagging blowjobs to high-end erotica, to be had. Here on Mr. Pink’s blog, we’re taking a look at Vixen, a new site from the creators of Blacked and Tushy, as well as the recent wave of Pokémon parody porn. Check it out and be sure to return to Mr. Pink’s for more analysis and review of whatever porn piques your interest. ‘Til next time… Think Pink!