This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re taking a little bit of a headfirst plunge into the ultra-fleshy world of Score Group and its myriad porno ventures. First three going under the ol’ Pink-O-Scope? 18Eighteen, home to teen harlots and young adult teases, Scoreland and its huge roster of top-heavy pornstar beauties, and Score Videos, a site that pulls the best of the company’s busty models for epic hardcore sex scenes delivered in HD streams and downloads. Also on the plate this week, Penthouse Gold, the ultimate online experience from a true legend of pornography. With plenty of classics flicks from yesteryear, a strong schedule of new releases starring today’s sexiest stars, and an online archive of the magazine that made Penthouse an internationally known brand, Penthouse Gold is classic Penthouse for the modern era. Next week at Mr. Pink’s we’ll probably still be recovering from the over indulgences of Your Typical American Thanksgiving™ so who knows what’ll happen? All we can say is that it’ll be just as revealing as usual at the home of porn’s pinkest reviewer!
Passion HD’s Twin Thanksgiving Treats
Let’s face it, Thanksgivings are usually boring as fuck. Sure, you can have your fill of turkey and stuffing, but spending that much time with family is going to wear on even the most patient person. That’s if you even celebrate the holiday, of course. For those readers not so inclined, this holiday period is even more dead. The one reliable source of Thanksgiving excitement is to be found, naturally, in porn. This year we’re taking a look at two glorious Thanksgiving romps now available on a pair of sites helmed by the folks at Passion HD.
Released November 23rd on Passion HD itself, Thanksgiving Dessert sees delightfully expressive young blonde Chloe Temple slaving away at the final course of her upcoming Thanksgiving meal. Danny Mountain isn’t about to stand back and wait, though: he’s still hungry and Chloe just looks so appetizing in her skintight tube dress. A long, sensual kitchen makeout session soon results in some lengthy foreplay complete with a rather romantic use of a cream-dipped cherry. As is so often the case at the perfectly titled Passion HD, excellent cinematography captures onscreen intimacy in stunning detail. Immersive POV shots see Chloe laying back on a full dressed table, taking big dick with ease before Danny moves her to the sofa and unloads deep inside her needy pussy. You’d think it would be hard to top such a perfect ending to your average Thanksgiving meal but you’d be wrong: we’ve still got to hear from Cum4K.
Just like Passion HD’s rich hardcore displays, new offshoot site Cum4K delivers vivid, detail rich Ultra-HD videos showcasing today’s sexiest young porn talents. This year Cum4K’s producers have prepared a very special holiday treat starring ultra-curvy Chinese American spinner Jade Kush. Sticking close to the title and premise of this highly original hardcore site, Jade has some very specific cravings of the cummy variety. Not content to share a dull Thanksgiving meal with her faux step-bro, played by regular studio stud Danny Mountain, after their folks miss a flight home, the unrelenting flirt starts using her feet to discreetly tease Danny under the table. But hey, there’s nobody else home, so what’s to stop her finally taking the plunge and demanding these step-siblings break the ultimate taboo. Cum4K is built around multiple creampies – and yeah, they’re mostly fake; fake but awesome – and this scene, entitled Cum Filled Thanksgiving, knocks that premise out of the park. Taking load after load in one position then the next (including some of the finest cowgirl riding of this expert young sexual equestrian’s short career), Jade proves herself a damn near insatiable cum hound, gripping Danny tight as he “cums” between her lower lips until she’s overflowing with Danny’s milky white drippings. (Fuck, I hope she’s on the pill.)
Passion HD is currently discounted to just $17.95-a-month, making it the perfect time to see who else besides Chloe Temple will be livening up your otherwise tedious holidays this year.
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Black Friday can be a stressful time for Americans. In fact, since the retail phenomenon has gone global in recent years, it can be a big day for people around the world. Whether you’re still trying to fight your way out of your turkey-induced food coma from Thanksgiving, exhausted from arguing with your homophobic uncle and vegan cousin, rushing Target’s doors at 6am to try and get your hands on Nintendo Switch for 50% off, or (God help you) working retail this week, you could probably use a little self-care right about now. Fortunately, studies show that porn can help relieve anxiety and improve your sleep.
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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 21st, 2019
This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re diving into four grand celebrations of hardcore sexual entertainment. Yup, it’s prime porno time once again and this round we’re seeing what members of Spizoo, Raw Attack, Inked Gurlz, and Banging Family get for their hard earned dollars and cents. Luckily, yours truly is on hand to provide full rundowns on the current state of the Spizoo network (and its epic 4K glam-core smut), the backstage sloppy seconds sessions of Raw Attack, the inked girls of Inked Gurlz, and Banging Family’s distinctly French-Canadian take on step-cest scenarios. Check out the reviews and see what the cam world’s latest superhot supplier has to offer on our blog before heading back for another round of porno wisdom from lil’ ol’ Mr. Pink.