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Jacking and Jilling Off at FapperChat

Remember a few years ago when lexicographers set about cementing an equivalent word to “fap” only for women. Fapping refers to the act of male masturbation but left females out of the equation. Unfortunately, inspired by the onomatopoeic origins of “fap” the word chosen to represent female masturbation, “schlick” or “schlicking” soon fell into irrelevance. There was, after all, an already perfectly appropriate feminized version of a male masturbation term. Men “jack” off while women “jill” off. Makes sense, especially if you’re overly attached to nursery rhyme characters naming structures.

Jilling Off Cams

The folks at FapperChat have decided to celebrate the extent to which adult audiences seem to love watching women pleasure themselves. Less blunt and aggressive than most male masturbation habits, the women of FapperChat’s Jilling Off Cams prove to make for a truly intriguing webcam experience. With all the male performers excised and almost no couples to be seen, Jilling Off Cams devotes itself entirely to women broadcasting live sex shows. Models from across the world sit, ready to entertain and arouse those who decide to step into their private or public room. In just a short time sampling Jilling Off Cams’ more popular live shows I saw one slim blonde model dripping oil on her breasts, the camera down low for a marvelous upwards view, an elegant Russian babe slowly removing her lingerie in the lead up to some fingering fun, and a marvelous MILF housewife squirting all over her bedroom floor while hubby spends the day at work.

Jilling Off Cams currently keeps around 900 models in its roster, letting all kinds of women of varying ages, physical types, sexual interests, and nationalities into one impressive cast. From pregnant teens to semi-retired pornstars keeping their bills paid, Jilling Off Cams allows you to find the perfect mutual (virtual) masturbation partner and either enjoy a public romp in her open room or whisk her off into a private show and really make a connection. Jilling Off Cams has token and benefits packages to suit all kinds of users and, with a roster nearing 1000 online performers, it’s a wide world of wanton self-pleasure that’s calling your name.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 27th, 2019

mrpinks This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re taking a little bit of a headfirst plunge into the ultra-fleshy world of Score Group and its myriad porno ventures. First three going under the ol’ Pink-O-Scope? 18Eighteen, home to teen harlots and young adult teases, Scoreland and its huge roster of top-heavy pornstar beauties, and Score Videos, a site that pulls the best of the company’s busty models for epic hardcore sex scenes delivered in HD streams and downloads. Also on the plate this week, Penthouse Gold, the ultimate online experience from a true legend of pornography. With plenty of classics flicks from yesteryear, a strong schedule of new releases starring today’s sexiest stars, and an online archive of the magazine that made Penthouse an internationally known brand, Penthouse Gold is classic Penthouse for the modern era. Next week at Mr. Pink’s we’ll probably still be recovering from the over indulgences of Your Typical American Thanksgiving™ so who knows what’ll happen? All we can say is that it’ll be just as revealing as usual at the home of porn’s pinkest reviewer!

Passion HD’s Twin Thanksgiving Treats

Let’s face it, Thanksgivings are usually boring as fuck. Sure, you can have your fill of turkey and stuffing, but spending that much time with family is going to wear on even the most patient person. That’s if you even celebrate the holiday, of course. For those readers not so inclined, this holiday period is even more dead. The one reliable source of Thanksgiving excitement is to be found, naturally, in porn. This year we’re taking a look at two glorious Thanksgiving romps now available on a pair of sites helmed by the folks at Passion HD.

Released November 23rd on Passion HD itself, Thanksgiving Dessert sees delightfully expressive young blonde Chloe Temple slaving away at the final course of her upcoming Thanksgiving meal. Danny Mountain isn’t about to stand back and wait, though: he’s still hungry and Chloe just looks so appetizing in her skintight tube dress. A long, sensual kitchen makeout session soon results in some lengthy foreplay complete with a rather romantic use of a cream-dipped cherry. As is so often the case at the perfectly titled Passion HD, excellent cinematography captures onscreen intimacy in stunning detail. Immersive POV shots see Chloe laying back on a full dressed table, taking big dick with ease before Danny moves her to the sofa and unloads deep inside her needy pussy. You’d think it would be hard to top such a perfect ending to your average Thanksgiving meal but you’d be wrong: we’ve still got to hear from Cum4K.

Just like Passion HD’s rich hardcore displays, new offshoot site Cum4K delivers vivid, detail rich Ultra-HD videos showcasing today’s sexiest young porn talents. This year Cum4K’s producers have prepared a very special holiday treat starring ultra-curvy Chinese American spinner Jade Kush. Sticking close to the title and premise of this highly original hardcore site, Jade has some very specific cravings of the cummy variety. Not content to share a dull Thanksgiving meal with her faux step-bro, played by regular studio stud Danny Mountain, after their folks miss a flight home, the unrelenting flirt starts using her feet to discreetly tease Danny under the table. But hey, there’s nobody else home, so what’s to stop her finally taking the plunge and demanding these step-siblings break the ultimate taboo. Cum4K is built around multiple creampies – and yeah, they’re mostly fake; fake but awesome – and this scene, entitled Cum Filled Thanksgiving, knocks that premise out of the park. Taking load after load in one position then the next (including some of the finest cowgirl riding of this expert young sexual equestrian’s short career), Jade proves herself a damn near insatiable cum hound, gripping Danny tight as he “cums” between her lower lips until she’s overflowing with Danny’s milky white drippings. (Fuck, I hope she’s on the pill.)

Passion HD is currently discounted to just $17.95-a-month, making it the perfect time to see who else besides Chloe Temple will be livening up your otherwise tedious holidays this year.

Passion HD review

Cum4K review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 21st, 2019

mrpinks This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re diving into four grand celebrations of hardcore sexual entertainment. Yup, it’s prime porno time once again and this round we’re seeing what members of Spizoo, Raw Attack, Inked Gurlz, and Banging Family get for their hard earned dollars and cents. Luckily, yours truly is on hand to provide full rundowns on the current state of the Spizoo network (and its epic 4K glam-core smut), the backstage sloppy seconds sessions of Raw Attack, the inked girls of Inked Gurlz, and Banging Family’s distinctly French-Canadian take on step-cest scenarios. Check out the reviews and see what the cam world’s latest superhot supplier has to offer on our blog before heading back for another round of porno wisdom from lil’ ol’ Mr. Pink.