Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 34

Brazzers’ Xmas Bounty

Come Christmas time, Brazzers always ensures its members receive a special gift, something highly erotic, undeniably hardcore, and charmingly Christmas-themed. This year, however, the infamous “ZZ” aims to deflate your holiday exictement and replace it with good ol’ fashioned fucking, whether or not it ticks your seasonal celebration checklist or not. Folks, welcome to Brazzers’ ‘Fuck Christmas’!

Kimmy Granger, one of porn’s most energetic dick devourers, throws herself into Brazzers’ Xmas celebrations, taking the role of nerdy office girl trying to tie up work before her vacation. When janitor Xander Corvus tries to haggle his way to completing his vacuuming, Ms. Granger reaches for her most valuable bargaining chip: her cunt!

Kissa Sins is up next, paired not with her husband Jonny but Charles Dera, he of magnificent mustache, a lonely divorced dad seeking some professional company during the loneliest time of the year. In a prostitution fantasy I’m sure we’ve all had, Kissa brings her John some incredible Christmas pleasure.

This holiday season might not be the brightest for Honey Gold – see her recent health issues – but she’s blazing across the Brazzersphere in a steamy threesome scene with Anna Bell Peaks and Jessy Jones. Honey and Jessy await departure at a US airport until they’re spotted getting frisky by Homeland Security’s Ms. Peaks. After questioning Jessy and securing him in another room, Peaks applies her specialized interrogation techniques on his super-foxy gal pal. Needless to say, crimes are confessed, cum is shared, and flights are seemingly endlessly delayed.

In a mother’s worst nightmare cum filthy fantasy, Kendra Lust has slaved away over a hot stove to prepare a memorable holiday meal for her family. Stood up her ungrateful brood, she retires to the living room, whips out a vibrator and loses herself in solo pleasure. Lost between her legs, Ms. Lust burns the turkey and is now stuck alone, hungry, and horny. When pizza delivery savior and professional dick swinger Jonny Sins arrives with an inadequately prepared pie, Kendra decides his own meat will have to satisfy her hunger.

Happy Holidays from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!!!

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 23th, 2018

mrpinks Holy hell, fuck fans! The big X is right around the corner and we at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews are ramping up our holiday excitement with a special blog focus on one of this year’s greatest porno gifts: Autumn Falls. Appearing at Mofos, Passion HD, and Jules Jordan in an amazing trio of holiday hump-fests, Ms. Falls is a real delight. Review-wise, this week we examined three of porn’s major players: Twistys, Brazzers, and Jules Jordan, all of which proved once again why they’re at the top of the online porno ladder. There’ll be more holiday horniness on Mr. Pink’s blog as we make our final descent into turkey-coma-land, so be sure to stop back here and find out who’ll be sapping your special fluids this holiday season. And, from all of us at Mr. Pink’s, a very happy holidays to you all!

Falling into Xmas Porn

Shopping malls are overrun with desperate, anxious consumers, the soundtrack an obnoxious barrage of jingle after jingle, and there’s plenty of food to prepare for the big meal come Tuesday, but you can’t stop thinking about boning some luscious young maiden all dolled up in a frilly red-and-green elf outfit working your candy cane into a frenzy. Good thing there’s a powerful first wave of Xmas porno to keep your mind focused on the real reason for the season: images like this…

That’s Autumn Falls and if you’ve not yet had the pleasure of viewing her work, use the Christmas season to catch up and start with a red-and-white double from Jules Jordan and Mofos. Jordan pairs Ms. Falls, an 18-year-old New Yorker with an already fan-favorite body, with Santa Steve Holmes, who promptly runs her through a parade of sexual feats that leave her cum-covered and utterly convinced of Santa’s existence. Autumn also popped by Passion HD, this time unwrapping and enjoying the first use of her BF’s gift: a glass candy cane dildo. After working herself up on the piano stool, Autumn is met by her beau and begins to work on showing her thanks. Although not in full Xmas attire in this scene, the red knee-high socks are nevertheless a good look for this awesome newbie. And, before we move on to other perfectly wrapped presents, Autumn gives new viewers another chance to jump aboard her fan-wagon at Mofos’ site Share My BF. Paired here with the very lusty Evi Rei (aka Lola Chanel), Autumn follows her friend’s lead, playing the part of Christmas present for Evi’s boyfriend. Well, to be fair, they both go to town on Autumn’s stunning body, sharing the lucky guy as the site name suggests, and giving all three friends a holiday to really remember.

There’s a whole lot more Xmas smut spewing forth from the world of online porno, so be sure to stop back here closer to Xmas for more salacious rundowns of the seasonal action. Here’s a hint at our next porno santa, deliverer of hyper-arousing gifts: he wears a ‘ZZ’!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 11th, 2018

mrpinks As we’re now in the throes of peak spending season, you’ll likely need a break from all the hullabaloo and to spend a little time on yourself. Well, here’s Mr. Pink’s with another trio of impressive porn sites on which you can spend your time and money. An old favorite going better than ever, Reality Kings keeps expanding its porno palette with new sites and stars. Private, a European classic not likely known to many here in the US, brings 4K hardcore – and I do mean hardcore – to your screen with rimming, DPs, and group sex galore. And, bringing together the amateur and professional porn worlds in a bold new setup, Gasm features mainstream stars sucking dick at home and homegrown future AVN winners diving into pro sex, and you only pay for what you really want. Our blog this week previews Greg Lansky’s latest endeavor, Tushy Raw, and there’ll be more from Mr. Pink’s next week as we look at another trio of online smut vendors!