Inside the Winner’s Circle

2012 AVN AwardsEvery year, the AVN Awards bestow upon porn’s best and brightest the greatest accolades the industry has ever known, and this year was no different. Pornstars both veteran and fledgling, female and male, were handed phallic trophies declaring them the best blahblahblah of 2011 and therefore guaranteeing them a place in the upper echelon of adult performers; at least, that is, until next year. In order to properly assess the current state of the industry and ruminate on what 2012 might have in store for porn viewers across the globe, why don’t we run down the list of the more prominent achievements heralded by the 2011 AVN Awards and see what’s what.

Female Performer of the Year, Bobbi Starr, certainly deserved her accolade, having in the last 12 months cemented herself not only as a astonishing performer capable of the most raucous and debasing kink and rough sex scenes as well as an incredibly tender onscreen lover when it is required, but by managing to do all of this while establishing herself as a maverick director of feminist pro-sex porn for men and women of all persuasions.

Manuel Ferrara took home the Male Performer of the Year award and few could argue that the Frenchman hadn’t earned his phallic trophy. It seems like Manny has been plowing the asses of porn’s best and brightest for eons but the last year has really been a fantastic one for the uncircumcised multiple-shot-popper, having broken in the rear passages of London Keyes, Holly Michaels, Gracie Glam, and Kagney Linn Karter, and extending his extremely intimate Raw DVD series, while maintaining his handsome yet down-to-earth persona.

New Starlet of the Year was a hotly contested category and while I could definitely sit here are argue that Skin Diamond, Holly Michaels, Abella Anderson, Jessie Andrews, and Rebeca Linares’ new tits are all worthy of the accolade (even if the latter did only enter the industry to get their host into big boob movies and out of anal ones), you’ve gotta hand it to Brooklyn Lee. The native Ohioan took on the toughest performers, both male and female, in the industry and proved herself a worthy match. While I can’t help but feel this award might’ve been more appropriately awarded to Ms. Lee last year when she first made a splash, she’s nonetheless a stunning performer with a bright future.

My frontrunner for Female Performer of the Year, Asa Akira, didn’t win that category, but instead took home a wheelbarrow full of awards for the Best Tease Performance, Solo Sex Scene, Anal Sex Scene, Double-Penetration Scene, Threeway Sex Scene (boy/boy/girl), Group Sex Scene, and, for Asa Akira is Insatiable 2, Best All-Sex Release. Quite a year for the diminutive Japanese-American with, well, an insatiable appetite for powerful sex.

Having not yet seen Diary of a Call Girl, I can’t personally vouch for Actress of the Year award winner Jessie Andrews’ performance in the title role, but her numerous other onscreen roles have made quite an impression, both on this reviewer and the porn industry at large. Julia Ann, the wondermilf herself, called Jessie one of the brightest new talents in the business after performing with her in Club 59′s Teach Me. This girl has very, very big things ahead of her.

Industry awards are great, sure, but they don’t mean anything compared to a legion of devoted, sexually satisfied fans. When it came to the fan-voted awards, Riley Steele took ‘em all! Best Body, Favorite Porn Star, Twitter Queen, and Hottest Sex Scene (shared with Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, Stoya, BiBi Jones and Manuel Ferrara for Digital Playground’s Babysitters 2). Talk about an active fanbase!

One of Mr. Pink’s favorite sites, Brazzers, took home Best Membership Website, beating out Naughty America, Bang Bros, and Reality Kings to nab the trophy once again. Oh, and there were plenty of statues handed to producers, directors (most notably Axel Braun), writers, and cinematographers of parody films both drama and comedy, so if you needed one safe bet for the rest of 2012, it’s that parody porn still doesn’t seem to have worn out its welcome. And, no, I don’t quite know how to feel about that.

Congratulations to all of this years winners and our warmest condolences to the rest of the nominees, and here’s to another great year of good ol’ American porn!

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Missy Pink’s Sex Advice – Befriended in the Bedroom

Missy Pink'sDear Missy Pink, my wife and I are in constant argument because my best friend is a female, she says a man and woman can’t be JUST friends, what do you say?

 

Dear Befriended;

First of all, let me say this; jealousy only lives when it’s been invited. Maybe not by you, but somewhere along the line, the Mrs. has felt the pain of infidelity, and now she’s typecasting all women as being home-wreckers and men as jerks.  She can’t be blamed, but it can be corrected.

The best thing you can do is not to hide anything, invite your friend to the house, let your wife watch the interaction, have her bring dates or her spouse, so the Mrs. doesn’t feel threatened. If you get into arguments about this, don’t let them follow you to the bedroom. The last thing you want while performing oral sex is to try to talk with your mouth full in defense of yourself. Even if your fantasy may be that of being a swinger, keep it to yourself, that’s fuel to the fornicating fire. If you lust after the secretary at work with the large breasts and tight ass, the one that gives some upskirt shots as she files away folders, keep your erection intact and leave them as a fantasy in your own mind. Make your wife feel special, but don’t go overboard, we see that as guilt. Help her with dinner and maybe playfully touch her breasts now and then, or a seductive kiss while stirring the chicken noodle soup may lead to some hardcore action later. Let her know the things you share with your best friend with the bosom, are purely softcore interactions of merely friendship, you save the dance of the mattress mambo with the one you exchanged vows with.

- Missy Pink

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Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

Missy Pinks at MrPinks.comFire up the marquee, there’s an announcement to be made for our loyal followers of Mr. Pinks! We’re proud to report a new feature is being added to your already trusted source of information, and that is, Missy Pink’s Sex Advice! Everyone carries questions that you don’t feel comfortable even sharing with your best friend over an afternoon cup of coffee, so we’re supplying a place to visit on a regular basis that will be your pornographic porthole to naughty knowledge.  Be it daily issues or nighttime dilemmas, Missy Pink’s Sex Advice is ready to dish out her perspective, coating it with wisdom and a sprinkle of humor, making for some enjoyable reading.

Like each aspect of Mr. Pink’s, it all works because of you, so we’re counting on participation from our devoted friends to make our girl tackle anything that’s been weighing heavily on your mind. We’re striving for this question corner of our site to be the “go to” place for you, to prop your feet up and read about the pillow talk type of problems going on in bedrooms far and wide, not to mention what might just be cooking in the neighbors kitchen! That’s right, we don’t judge, we don’t edit, and we certainly don’t blush, so send in your questions and see what Missy Pink’s Sex Advice can do for you!

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Occupy My Ass!

Bobbi Starr - Occupy My Ass!One of the most impressive new porn directors of late has undoubtedly been Bobbi Starr. After tackling such established niches as POV and lesbian sex (Vicarious: So Close You Can Taste It), straight gangbangs (Bobbi Loves Boys), female masturbation (One), aggressive and rough sex (Shut Up and Fuck), and personal journeys through foot fetishism, voyeurism, and group sex (her incredible directorial debut Bobbi’s World), the Northern Californian fetish queen takes on political satire and, well, everything she’s done before (and lots more) in Evil Angel’s forthcoming  Occupy My Ass.

Due to hit retail outlets on January 23rd and recently landing on Evil Angel’s official website as a streaming-only exclusive, Occupy My Ass sees Ms. Starr and her fellow performers, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Kelly Divine, and Sarah Shevon, among others, spread their holiest of holes for some deeply penetrating anal insertions. Sticking all manner of phalluses up the back passage, from fingers, toes, and Mark Wood’s dick to enormous strap-ons, dildos, and butt plugs that’d make Audrey Hollander wince. Not only does Occupy My Ass declare itself representative of “The 99%” and profess to “stand in solidarity” with each of its anally-inclined stars, but it also means the debut of something many porn fans have been hoping to see for some time: Lily LaBeau’s boy/girl anal debut. Throw in another four scenes of utter anal debuachery and you’re looking at an adult DVD so blisteringly, intimately fucking fantastic it’ melt the coldest superrich heart.

Unfortunately, Occupy My Ass does not feature any of the women from that viral Hot Chicks of Wall Street we featured a while back. Oh well. I suppose the gaping assholes of porn’s hottest supersluts will have to do!

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Khronica Lewinski

Khronica LewinskiMr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name is back! Today we bring you Khronica Lewinski courtesy of Videobox and a little filmed titled Race Relations.

Somehow I was expecting a somewhat chubby caucasian brunette that specialises in cigar-disappearing magic acts. Instead with are presented with a tight bodied ebony babe that is proficient in pole smoking and possibly enjoys smoking quite a bit of chronic.

Keep on smokin’ and tokin’ Khronica Lewinksi and your unforgettable porn star name!

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This Year AVN’s Adult Expo Comes to You

Right now in Las Vegas the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is rocking the Hard Rock Cafe to its very foundations. With the most thrilling performers, the most powerful studios, exciting exhibitors, and a throng of sweaty-palmed camera-toting dudes packed onto the exhibition floor, there’s plenty to talk about. Seeing as I’m stuck inside my little cave pounding the keys to bring you, my beloved readers, the raw facts about the best (and worst) porn sites on the ‘net, it seems we’ll have to turn to Twitter for all the AVN / AEE gossip.

As usual, Joanna Angel arrived in style, although perhaps a little too much…

There are three times as many shoes in my bag as there are days in this trip . #avnawardsTue Jan 17 16:19:21 via Seesmic


Hello valet . I need 6 luggage carts . Thank you . #avnTue Jan 17 22:35:00 via Seesmic

Stormy Daniels pimped her latest product endorsement…

http://t.co/c9ghVEjP my booth for my lube dispenser!! Follow @myintimaWed Jan 18 21:16:32 via TweetDeck

… before introducing everyone to some of porn’s best new talent!

@StormyDaniels hosting the best new starlet Q & A on the @aeexpo stage right now #AVN http://t.co/UtrPoMarFri Jan 20 22:02:43 via Twitter for Android

Jessica Drake, host of the Virtual AVN Show, reminded us that geographical divide is just an excuse for not attending, not a reason.

If you can’t make it to the show, join me as I host @AVNVirtualShow here:
http://t.co/U4hwDzjUFri Jan 20 06:28:47 via Echofon

And, as for AVN Virtual, those that weren’t already aware will no doubt be thrilled to know that for $19.95, you can buy a ticket that gives you access to a 36-hour real time VirtualCast from the floors of Vegas’s Hard Rock Hotel and Casino (complete with commentary from Evan Stone); live main stage footage of “erotic state shows, musical performances, pornstar Q&As” hosted by Jim McBride (Mr. Skin) and Jessica Drake; exclusive online-only footage from Penthouse Studio; “roving camera” footage of the hottest after-parties; an international chat forum where you can discuss events live with fans and pornstars alike; Easy-Link VirtualCast Access to the websites of top stars; and, to top it all off, you’ll be entered into the draw to win an all-expense paid trip to the 2013 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. (Just pray they don’t put you up at the Knight’s Inn.)

Don’t forget to keep on eye trained on Twitter for all the latest happenings from Vegas. As always, PornstarTweet is your best bet for the hottest goss and sauciest pics.

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Tweeting the AVNs

2012 AVN AwardsSo you can’t swing the extra cash for the $300-a-seat fan ticket required to attend the upcoming AVN Awards. Neither can I, but you won’t see me bitching about it. (Not here, at least, and not yet.) You can still keep up to speed on every little thing that transpires on January 21st by tuning in to the Twitter feeds of AVN’s newly announced official Twitter correspondents!

Joining forces with PornstarTweet, AVN has appointed pornstars supreme, Chanel Preston, Tia Cyrus, and Bibi Jones, as the official Tweeters of the 2012 AVN Awards. From her station on the red carpet, Tia will greet the arriving stars before passing the torch over to Chanel and Bibi, the former occupying a place in the audience and the latter hanging out with the presenters, guests, and winners backstage. Expect a barrage of photos, quips, and responses to fan questions throughout the event, and be sure to follow Chanel, Tia, Bibi, AVN Awards, PornstarTweet, and, of course, Mr. Pink’s on Twitter for every drool-inducing morsel of instantly gratifying information as the Oscars of Porn takes Vegas by storm.

Not to be outdone, ImLive will feature live performances from five AVN Award nominees between January 16 and 18 in the lead up to the big night. Allie Haze, Lexi Belle, Gracie Glam, and Kagney Linn Karter, all of whom are nominated for Female Performer of the Year, and Capri Anderson, nominated for Crossover Star of the Year, will appear on the live webcam site in salacious scenes, the last of which has Lexi, Gracie, and Kagney performing together in what will surely be the greatest foreplay imaginable leading up to the money shot of the AVN Awards, due to land on January 21st. Set your clocks, folks, ’cause it’s gonna be a big one!

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On a Pussy Hunt!

White Trash Black SplashWhile reviewing that premiere Golden Age movie emporium, The Classic Porn, I started to reminisce about the times when I had first viewed pornographic videos. Badly dubbed VHS tapes passed down from friend to friend; magnetic tape warped at crucial moments from too frequent pausing; barely legible titles scrawled on a piece of yellowed masking tape slapped on the cassette. I watched a few tapes with friends before smuggling them back home for a night alone when nobody else was around. Now that I spend most of my days looking at contemporary hardcore porn, these adult videos of old hold a very special place in my… well, in my heart, I suppose. Still, I’ve never managed to track down the few more memorable explicit sexual dramas of my youth.

One title I did manage to find on The Classic Porn is White Trash, Black Splash – a 1988 interracial title starring Gail Force, Jeannie Pepper, and Randy West, directed by John “Buttman” Stagliano. Featuring the most memorable post-cumshot dialog in all my porn viewing history, “As we say in de ghetto, ‘Ain’t nothin’ like a funky house party!’”, this movie wasn’t too hard to track down considering I knew it a) was interracial, and b) starred the inimitable Randy West. For me, though, this one movie just isn’t enough. I need to once again feel the thrill of seeing a black-bob-wigged, fake-titted harlot straddle the detective investigating her, ignoring anyone else that may be in the precinct at the time, and lead him to a massive face-based discharge. I need to see said detective strapped to a bondage device and taken by a blonde vixen who, in a likelihood, is the murderer/arsonist/shoplifter he’s been pursuing all along. The problem is, folks, I have no idea who any of these people are or what the film in question is called.

Surely someone out there is working on a site that would allow users to input a number of criteria – like, say, in this instance: detective, bondage, suspect, black hair, fake breasts, Hollywood, sex in chair, 1990s, and whatever else my booze-addled memory might be able to drum up – and be given a list of possible suspects. I mean, it’s basically like a more detailed and, I don’t know, helpful version of IAFD, isn’t it? Come on, who can I turn to for help in this arduous decade-long pussy hunt?

Until then, dear readers, feast your eyes on what got a much younger and less jaded Mr. Pink all riled up: White Trash, Black Splash!

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Belladonna to perform on aerial silks at 2012 AVN Awards

Pornstars usually have some kind of hidden talent that they’d only unveil under the most intimate of circumstances; or if the price was right. Who knew, for instance, that the now retired Erica Campbell was such a skilled equestrian, or that tiny lil’ Asa Akira could fit so much cock in her ass?

You might have assumed Belladonna, anally-inclined cock-gobbler extraordinaire and leader of Belladonna Entertainment, revealed all of her multitude of talents during her time in front of the camera – after all, she is known for performing acts that would make most experienced pornstars balk – but at this years annual AVN Awards show, the AVN Hall of Fame member will take the stage in an entirely different context.

Aerial Silk is “a performance in which… artists perform aerial acrobatics while hanging from a special fabric,” says Wikipedia. Using nothing but a length of silken fabric to support herself, Belladonna’s aerial act sees her showcase her incredible physique in a much different way than in her onscreen work. If her appearance at New Jersey’s Exxxotica convention last year – see video below – is any indication, Cirque du Bella promises to be as surprising to Belladonna’s fans as her porn roles must have been to her family members.

Taking to the stage at the 2012 AVN Awards will surely give Circque du Bella its largest audience yet and word has it that the hyper-athletic star is choreographing a routine exclusively for the occasion. “Aerial silks is my new found passion,” she recently told AVN. “I’m absolutely ecstatic that I can share this performance with everyone at the 2012 AVN Awards show.” While it’s certainly a far cry from grinding her anus all over the face of a tied-up, blindfolded woman while dishing out dual handjobs akimbo-style in front of a surprisingly dispassionate camera crew, Cirque du Bella is bound to be one of the more erotic features of the Oscars of porn.

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AVN 2012: The Democratic Porn Awards

AVN AwardsDevoted fans of adult entertainment have always been able to vote with their wallets, but this year Adult Video News is giving them the chance to vote with their trackpads and mice. In addition to the multitude of categories of professional competition in the 2012 AVN Awards, the folks at AVN have decided to rely on the opinions of the porn-viewing public to determine who rules supreme on viewers laptop, iPhone, and television screens this season.

The four categories cover three of the most essential awards – Best Body, Favorite Porn Star, and Hottest Sex Scene – while the last is definitely a sign that pornstars who communicate with fans via social networking sites are much loved. Twitter Queen will arguably be the most hotly contested award, but in the opinion of this reporter, there’s only one woman who can truly claim to be the most actively read and frequently discussed Tweeter in porn (even if she has allegedly retired) and that’s Ms. Bree Olson, author of such notable musings as ” I was reading an Alton Brown cookbook while getting fucked in the ass last night. It was an interesting experience,” and “Forgot my vibrator buy one take pic and giveme # and I’ll let u cum 2 hotel &fuckeme 2nite Vegas.” Who else but the woman proclaimed by Howard Stern to be The World’s Biggest Whore could snag an award celebrating extreme filthiness in fewer than 140 characters?

You’ve only got until Jan. 12, 2012 to cast your votes, smut fans, so you’d better get a-motivatin’ on over to the AVN Awards site where  your vote really does count for something.

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