Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 1st, 2016

mrpinksAfter the barrage of sales pitches thrown consumers’ way has started to subside and things briefly get back to business as usual (until next week, that is), Mr. Pink’s is here to survey the scraps and see what ruffled feathers and tickled taints in the porno world this week. New reviews of Lethal Pass (Lethal Hardcore’s online HQ), the network, and the elementarily named Teen Girls all saw multi-site sexual mayhem on an interconnected mega-network accessible for one tidy price. Lastly, amateur fellatio-fest Blowbang Girls brought incredible throat-fucking trains and oral-only gangbanging to the home viewer in HD and introduced some absolutely staggering new sexual wunderkinds along the way. On Mr. Pink’s blog we highlighted an insane Brazzers deal and Anya Olsen’s marvelous year on screen. Until next week‚Ķ Vote Pink!

A Closer Look at Anya Olsen

This year of 2016 has been rife with promising new arrivals to the US porn scene. From the incredible new generation of young black women to the army of self-possessed former webcammers confidently making a go of pro hardcore to women that went from nobodies to superstars to retirees in the space of ten months, there has been an abundance of standout performances and breathtaking debuts to brighten up your screen, but one performer in particular caught Mr. Pink’s attention with a series of blazing, massively enthusiastic scenes for every studio from Brazzers to Vixen to Ashley Fires’s under-the-radar fetish efforts. This is the year in Anya Olsen.

Anya Olsen

Many young starlets new to the game take one of two routes: the virginal ‘teen’ working her way up to more intense sex or the born whore out to prove she’s the next Sasha Grey. Anya Olsen managed to blend both performance styles and career approaches to devastating effect. Equally at home shooting POV scenes (like those for Amateur Allure and its sister site Swallow Salon), where her icy blue eyes and wide smile make her to-camera dirty talk even hotter as she is bringing a more subtle heat to the smooth erotic hardcore of Colette and X-Art, where she featured in group scenes alongside Chloe Couture, Bae Wolf, Caprice, and Joseline Kelly, it seemed Olsen had a unique gift for reading a scene and perfectly conveying its intended mood. Hell, she even tore it up with Bryan Gozzling for Hookup Hotshot, an achievement some modest newcomers have proven ill equipped for.

If there’s one director that really made excellent use of Olsen’s particular attributes and skill set it’s Greg Lansky, who, in a staggering run of scenes for his Blacked, Tushy, and Vixen websites, introduced us to her appreciation for slow, sensual assfucking and sharing herself with multiple men and multiple women. February saw the blue-eyed fox at Tushy, inviting Markus Dupree into her rear passage, peeling off vivid blue lingerie to conquer his resistance. In March, she made her first visit to Blacked and met Jason Brown , taking him from behind while getting so worked up she starts making out with her reflection in a bathroom mirror. Three months later, Olsen returned to Tushy for her double-penetration debut, a scene that sees her lover, Jean Val Jean, showing no objection to his friend Christian Clay moving in on his girl. Back at Blacked in July and this time joined by Sydney Cole, Olsen plays the girlfriend of Isiah Maxwell, whose birthday she celebrates by sharing him with her stepsister. Lansky’s latest endeavor, Vixen, didn’t take long to feature Ms. Olsen, bringing her in to receive another anal visitation from Christian Clay, a deviant sugar daddy introduced to her by a girlfriend.

In a recent AVN profile, Olsen explained that she got her start in adult when two patrons at the Boston establishment where she tended bar were Ashley Fires and her husband, who soon introduced themselves and their careers. Within days, Olsen was booked on an LA-bound flight by Fires’s brother-in-law and was on set for ATK and FTV Girls and on her way to porno stardom. Today, it seems there’s no limit to what onscreen magic Olsen can produce. It’s especially encouraging to find that Lansky feels similarly, telling AVN “In just a short amount of time her incredible talent has made her one of the most popular models with our large fan base. Anya is committed, genuine, and delivers incredible performances.” Her style and beauty, he adds, “is in total resonance” with Blacked, Tushy, and Vixen (and, it appears, with her audience.)

Brazzers Endless Black Friday


Appealing though they may be upon first impressions, some porn studios are less devoted sweethearts and more like psychotic ex-girlfriends, out to harass you at every turn until you relent and once again throw your life away to devote every waking second to worshipping her every atom. Some guys simply spy their ideal woman and pursue her relentlessly while others let her make the first, second, third moves. In this analogy, dear reader, you are the hapless fella on the receiving end of an obsessive¬†pursuit from Brazzers, your stand-in lover and one of the web’s most popular adult entertainment venues. The legendary ZZ was already trying to lure you in for a membership to its large and HD-loaded network, but now, like the stereotypical shopper going bananas over department store discounts, Brazzers celebrates Black Friday by offering an unbeatable deal any ZZ-admirer will struggle to resist.

I know, I know. Black Friday was last week and this week, if it gets identified as retail sale-related, is Cyber Week, but nobody told Brazzers, who are still promoting an extended Black Friday deal that gets you one full year inside the amazing Brazzers carnival at the super-heavily discounted rate of just $7.50-a-month, payable in one $89.99 installment. For more specific details on what Brazzers delivers to those who purchase a yearly pass, check out Mr. Pink’s full review of the Brazzers network and our Beating on a Budget blog post that details just how good Brazzers discount deals usually are. Normally set well over one hundred dollars, this annual pass to the infamous Brazzers empire seems the most sensible and financially responsible Black Friday porno bargain still (somehow, still) going.