Beatin’ on a Budget! with Brazzers

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If you’ve been paying any attention to Mr. Pink’s over the past few years, you’ll have noticed we’re big fans of Brazzers ’round here. It’s not just the steady parade of impeccable pornstar talent being featured or the infamous network’s 32 websites or the 60fps 1080p HD movies sizzling up the screen, nor is it the highly customizable viewing platform on which all its scenes stream or the company’s devotion to hosting anal, DP, and gangbang debuts that keeps us coming back to “The ZZ” – it’s the value!

Previously discounted by ten dollars, the regular monthly Brazzers membership price of $29.99 has undoubtedly prevented less financially secure readers from indulging. Now, however, there’s an absolutely unmissable deal that’ll get you one month inside the world’s most acclaimed adult emporium for less than ten bucks! That’s right, smut lovers, Brazzers can now be enjoyed at the low price of $9.95 for your first month (with subsequent months recurring at full price unless cancelled).

Can you think of a better way to test out the infamous Brazzers before committing to lifelong attendance? I sure can’t, not with figures like these encouraging your, my, our complete attention:

THE MATH:
Home to 32 websites holding a combined 6,047 scenes and now available for just $9.95, Brazzers is essentially offering you each of its celebrated sites for .31¢ and individual scenes for .0016¢ each or 625-for-$1! What more needs to be said?

Discounts as dramatic as these rarely last long, so I’d suggest making the leap to Brazzers membership before prices start rising and this golden opportunity slips by once more. After all, we are talking about the winner of three-time winner of the AVN Award for Best Membership Website and 2014’s Best Studio trophy. Kinda hard to beat, this Brazzers empire!

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American Pervert Parodies Hipster Sleaze

american pervertKnown corrupter of innocent female fashion models, found and former CEO of clothing company American Apparel, Dov Charney might no longer be (allegedly) sexually harassing current and prospective employees, but his unethical propositioning and penetrating of women lives on at new parody porn website, American Pervert, which sees the hipsterization of our beloved adult industry reach critical mass.

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Sporting a clean layout, white-walled studio settings, and characters named Pov Charney and Harry Richardson, American Pervert lampoons two of the biggest new fashion icons in the United States, American Apparel and creepily avuncular photographer Terry Richardson, known to have himself fellated in the name of art (or furthering a model’s career). Complete with parody billboards, phony casting sessions, POV footage shot from digital SLRs, and more actual American Apparel clothing than a vegan summer cookout in Williamsburg, American Pervert sees porn talent like Dillion Harper, Marie McCray, and Lara Brookes play wannabe models while April O’Neil, all done up in black-framed glasses and high-waisted shorts, plays the irrepressibly pervy Richardson’s creative director. Regardless of position, they all receive these company men’s spooge-seals of approval after working hard (and thoroughly debasing themselves) for it.

Photo shoots turn into orgies after models are coerced into sucking off the photographer and auditions only end once the new hire takes a load upside the face, grinning through the mess and dreaming of seeing herself on a giant West Hollywood billboard. As one Jenna Ross-starring scene is described from “Harry Richardson’s” perspective: We had a shoot for a new campaign and one of our 2 models for the day is super late. Is she nuts? I can make or break your career in one shoot. I wanted to send her ass packing… but at the very least we should run a train on her ass for our pain and suffering.”

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Now, if only American Pervert would see fit to cast real-life American Apparel models Faye Reagan, Jessie Andrews, and Sasha Grey, bringing the latter back from retirement, that’d be, like, so awesome.

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Breaking Down Brazzers’ Debuts

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Chances are, if a pornstar is about to launch the second phase of her career by shooting her onscreen anal debut, it’s going to happen at Brazzers. With a long list of performers taking one in the rear for the very first time on such sites as Big Butts Like it Big, Big Wet Butts, and Doctor Adventures, Brazzers has become known as the most anally-inclined porn network currently going and, as I aim to illustrate in this here blog, must be a dream gig for any stiff-dicked ass-men entering the porn world today. See, if you get in good with the ZZ higher-ups, you could end up like Keiran Lee: a British emigrant to America who’s now shot an astounding 928 scenes for Brazzers, including more anal initiations than any other ZZ cocksman.

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Leading the charge with ten onscreen anal virginities notched in his belt, Keiran Lee is the clear choice for any woman heading to Brazzers to up their pay grade, having already broken in the asses of eleven women in as many scenes. Following not-at-all closely behind, James Deen, Mick Blue, and Jordan Ash have inaugurated three pornstar asses each.

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When it comes to her first boy/girl penetration scene, your typical pornstar is either graduating from solo and lesbian work or is leaving a humdrum everyday life for something more thrilling. Whatever the case, a hetero debut requires a comforting partner with a dick that won’t put Lex Steele to shame but will still convince her to continue her increasingly hardcore career trajectory. Oh, hey, Brazzers? Got any dudes like that? Oh, yeah, Keiran Lee again? Isn’t he too large and intimidating for first-timers? No, well I assume his record speaks for itself: six boy/girl debuts including one shared with fellow stud Voodoo, Mr. Lee leads the closest contender, Johnny Sins with three onscreen cherries claimed, by a margin longer than his solid 7″ dick.

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What else is there to say? Keiran Lee not only snags the most hetero debuts at Brazzers, his exclusive schtupping grounds, but he also claims the most anal virginities of any stud in the Brazzers stable. Clearly, Mr. Lee, you’re a more than worthy addition to the ZZ empire! Who’s next on your butt-busting schedule, sir?

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Boob Aid

So, untold buckets of ice-water have been dumped on the heads of celebrities and nobodies alike but there’s millions of people out there who still don’t know what the fuck an ALS even is! Clearly, that Lou Gehrig guy, sick though he may be, is going about raising awareness the absolute wrong way. Clearly he should be groping Japanese women’s breasts on television.

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Unofficially dubbed ‘Boob Aid’ by its fans and sticking by its motto “Making a social contribution while enjoying the erotic,” a charity event organized by Stop!AIDS and broadcast on Sky Perfect TV ran for 24 straight hours and featured little more than a dozen Japanese pornstars lining up and inviting fans to grope and fondle their breasts. The only catch, only those donating money to the campaign could cop a feel. Boob Aid aimed to raise funds and awareness for Japan’s AIDS sufferers and to promote safe sex practices aimed at prevention further transmission of the virus, which currently affects approximately 8,100 Japanese.

Adult star Rina Serina spoke to Tokyo Sports newspaper prior to the event, saying “I’m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs. I never thought my boobs could contribute to society.” Iku Sakuragi, another performer baring her breasts for AIDS sufferers, added “It’s for charity. Squeeze them, donate money. Let’s be happy!” Can’t argue with that, can ya? In any case, the 2,000 attendees couldn’t argue with such a worthy cause and novel promotion, flocking to the event and laying their hands on twelve pairs of pornstar breasts.

See footage from last year’s event below and, please, before you try your hand at starting a charity fund-raising event or (God forbid) meme, do try to incorporate nudity to an excessive degree.

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Big natural tits Selena gets naked for the first time – Daphoz sponsored post

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Selena is a Romanian sexy girl next door and Daphoz team found her during a trip to Italy. She never posed nude before so this is the first time she shows her big natural tits and beautiful pussy, naked for the first time. Like many Romanian girls she is busty and tall and her body looks more like that of a woman than that of a young girl, anyway she is a young girl and she loves to have new experiences. Selena has also some very big nipples and she loves to squeeze them and get them hard, as you can see from the pictures below. Then, her video is quite funny because you can clearly hear the video guy speaking with her in Italian language (subtitled), then Selena gets a short interview where she explains some interesting things. So, don’t miss this busty young girl at Daphoz.com!

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