Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 24th, 2016

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we put on our porning glasses and took up-close-and-personal looks at a highly varied group of porn sites. Vivid Celeb, the US Weekly of porn, showcases celebrity sex tapes (and whatever you’d call the thing Farrah Abraham shot) and does it in style, albeit without downloads. Archangel Video thrusts director Mimefreak back into the spotlight after leaving his former home, but thankfully he brought his dynamic visual style and A-list cast with him. Deviant Hardcore takes things a little further than most hardcore sites, leaving its performers a whimpering post-orgasmic mess after a BDSM onslaught for the ages. Last but surprisingly not least, Cherry Pimps, an unsung network of mainstream American smut, presents a large and vibrant collection of XXX content across more than 30 pornstar and niche site showcases. Until next week, my fellow fiends, keep it preseminal, yeah?

A Porn Empire on Roku

Pornstar Empire

Watching porn on your television has as many drawbacks and its does benefits. From your curtains not proving thick or dark enough to keep your neighbors from noticing the jiggling tithes on your giant plasma screen to format incompatibility and unexpected, unsolvable errors that plague you for weeks, really, unless you’ve stuck with DVDs and Blu-Rays, this has been one area of porn tech that has miserably failed. Thanks to Pornstar Empire, though, that failure is being rectified.

Launched on August 19th, Pornstar Empire’s streaming video channel on the Roku system allows access to more than 62,000 videos starring 6,000-plus pornstars, adding a huge archive to porn lover’s cord cutting options. With memberships to Pornstar Empire running as little as $12.50 a month and including access to Adult Empire Unlimited and Gay Empire Unlimited, both of which offer standard websites and Roku channels.

Setup is simple: add the Pornstar Empire Roku channel via the Roku website then simply start the channel on your Roku device, enter the linking code, and you’re all set to stain your living room carpet in honor of your favorite pornstars.

Look forward to a comprehensive guide to the official Roku channels of leading adult websites in the coming weeks at Mr. Pink’s. Until then, don’t forget to clean off the remote before your roommate gets home and tries to watch Stranger Things.

Bang Bros Revive Party of 3

Bang Bros - Party of 3

A lot can change in a year. Relationships blossom and bloom (or fall apart), the housing market can nosedive, and unhinged radicals can lead the charge to the US Presidency, all in 12 months. Just under a year since its last installment, a classic Bang Bros site appears to be undergoing a revival, one that fans hope will last long into the next year. Folks, let’s welcome Party of 3 back to the Bang Bros stable!

“No dicks to be found here,” begins the Party of 3 site synopsis, “only the sexiest girls with the best bodies exploring each other and making sure there are orgasms for all!” Starring first-timers and veteran lesbians, Party of 3 had been one of Bang Bros’ showcase sites until it stopped updating back in October of 2013. Trios of unfathomably fuckable pornstars combined at this site to pleasure each other in ways most guys can’t even conceive of. And, oh man, the trios (and occasional quartets) really had the small screen sizzling. Alina Li, Sasha Meow, and Eva Lovia all writing around together on a sofa bed in the summertime? Keisha Grey spreading herself to let both Ms. Lovia (before she tied herself to exclusively to Digital Playground) and pale beauty Olga Snow lap at her neatly-tufted snatch? How could you gloss over such accomplishments, Bang Bros, and shelve a site this great?

The departure of Eva Lovia, often cast as the lead lesbian experimenter, from the Bros’ ranks may have had something to do with Party of 3’s drop-off, but things are looking up now that a brand new scene has landed, one starring Uma Jolie and Blake Eden. Yeah, that’s right, the Bang Bros don’t adhere to “rules” or “strongly implied suggestions of three-woman sex scenes,” and chosen to relaunch Party of 3 with a steamy one-on-one seduction. Sure, it’d be nice to see Mercedes Lynn step back into the fold, strap-on lubed and ready, but this is still a promising revival of a Bang Bros classic many of us have greatly missed.

Really, from this point (and I don’t just mean numerical related to its content count), the only way for Party of 3 to go is (along with its viewers) up.

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