It’s a Bat-Porn Party

Batman

Known by many names – Bruce Wayne, The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight – the superhero most know as Batman was created 75 years ago this week by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. With the roaring success of Christopher Nolan’s acclaimed Dark Knight movie trilogy only just winding down, it seems an appropriate time to investigate other arenas in which to see Batman tussle with trouble. Yes, even if some of those arenas are inappropriate for the young’uns. Oh, you’re all miffed about the corruption and perversion of an iconic character of fiction? Don’t blame me, dude, blame Axel Braun.

Arguably the first and most influential adult film to combine a contemporary take on classic superheroes with explicit sexual activity, Axel Braun’s 2010 feature, Batman XXX: A Porn Parody put Dale DaBone in the grey, black, and blue duds and cast then up-and-comer James Deen as Robin, Lexi Belle as Batgirl, Tori Black as Catwoman, Evan Stone as The Riddler, and Randy Spears as The Joker. Cleanly directed by Braun with a heavy dose of ironic humor, the Vivid release saw much success and brought more comic book fans to porn than 1970s Lois Lane, Margot Kidder appearing in Playboy. Soon, superhero porn parodies were flooding the market and Batman remained chief pussy-pounder among the heroes now dropping their drawers for your entertainment.

BatFXXX: Dark Knight Parody came along shortly after Braun’s feature, directed by NIcholas Steele for Bluebird Films and starring Nick “Droppin’ loads!” Manning as the titular cape-wearer, Madelyn Marie as Katwoman, and Krissy Lynn as a female Robin named “Robina.” Also in 2011, Extreme Comixxx released The Justice League of Porn Star Heroes XXX, which saw Evan Stone, who’d previously played one of Batman’s arch nemeses, now picking up the mantle with glee. Battling an evil threat to the very existence of porn itself, the intrepid team of heroes ends the picture draining their, uh, “powers” all over Wonder Woman for a truly childhood-destroying climax.

Braun brought it all back home to Vivid in 2012 – or, more specifically, to the company’s new Braun-directed line of comic book parodies, Vivid Superheroes – with The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, his take on Christopher Nolan’s dark and brooding Batman trilogy. This time with some thoroughly impressive costuming and special effects, and with Giovanni Francesco the latest actor to portray Kane and Finger’s globally famous vigilante, saw the biggest and boldest comic book parody yet. It was also less a traditional parody and more an explicit re-imagining of the recent blockbuster films, ditching the humor and instead aiming for high drama with hardcore fucking, spinal mutilation, bizarre appearances from Zatana and John Constantine, and villain Bane (Derrick Pierce) seemingly breaking Batman and making off with the tightest of his many squeezes.

With Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice due to arrive in theaters in May of 2016, we’ll likely see a couple of hardcore parodies of DC’s two biggest heroes hit the real and virtual shelves in the lead up to its release. And this time, whoever is cast as Batman is only going up against Ben Affleck, so they’ve probably already secured the fan’s allegiance and should coast to monumental sales. Me, I just want to see a porn version of Mister (or even Miss) Mxyzptlk. Make it happen, Braun!

Oh yeah, and happy birthday, Batman.

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Farewell, Miss Alina

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Once in a while, the adult industry is blessed with the work of a performer whose attractiveness, enthusiasm, and screen presence. Alina Li was such a performer. “Was”? Is she dead? No, thank the maker, but she has apparently given porn the proverbial shaft in favor of a a life free from porn’s unique circumstances and stresses. Initially, this tweet was all the evidence we had of Alina’s retirement:

Now, the selling of one’s professional wardrobe doesn’t necessarily equal retirement, but Alina (apparently) later confirmed that she was moving on from her brief stint in porn with a post on the AdultDVDTalk forums, telling posters there that, although her recent (and extremely “adventurous”) scene for Kink site Public Disgrace didn’t send her running for the hills, it didn’t help. Having seen the video in question, it’s not hard to see how Alina could see it as the logical conclusion to her brief stint in porn. After all, having your clothes torn off in a crowded convenience store as total strangers grope, grab, spit on, and photograph you, as Bill Bailey’s cock fills your throat and someone’s fingers enter elsewhere, leaving you shaking and crying in the aisles is bound to be a notable experience one way or the other. In her AdultDVDTalk post, Alina spoke directly to disappointed fans: “The Kink scene really pushed me out of the line and I told myself ‘That’s it. What’s the point of it? I am sick of this.” She doesn’t blame the San Francisco-based fetish studio, though, and says “they were doing their job. It was me that stopped enjoying and loving it.”

 

Those of you feeling the loss of Alina Li particularly harshly would do well to remember that the starlet was only getting bigger and better, and that her very first (and now only) cover feature has just been released. Thanks, Jules Jordan, this will be a perfectly fitting memorial to an incredible talent, truly one of 2014′s premiere, if not Ultimate, Fuck Toys.

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Adios, Alina, and all the best wherever you go from here.

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#TeamBJ to Descend on Las Vegas

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Sara Jay’s periodic involvement in top-class competitive sports competition doesn’t run particularly deeply, but with Siri in tow, Sara Jay’s FIFA 2014 World Cup #TeamBJ offer – in short: free blowjobs for all fans if certain teams won the world cup – aims to deeply satisfy their combined throng of fans. After the competition peak with Germany’s extra-time triumph against Argentina at the World Cup Final in Brazil, the expected #TeamBJ celebration has been given a date and venue at which all those who meet the modest criteria can take their place in line and receive fellatio from two bona fide porn queens.

Now, with Germany victorious and (probably still partying with Rihanna), TeamBJ is officially inviting those fans who followed the qualifying instructions – suckees must have followed Sara Jay and Siri on Twitter before final kickoff, retweeted one of their #TeamBJ World Cup tweets, make their way to the location on the day, and can produce a clean bill of sexual health – to, where else, but Las Vegas on September 4th. For North Americans, this could be the last shot they get to be inside the mouths of these two porno superstars; future events will likely be held in Europe. Participants must also consent to being on camera for the official TeamBJ video shoot that will later be available online.

So, your wife has allowed you to use your once-in-a-marriage free pass to extracurricular pleasures and you’ve both met you’ve got enough funds at hand to fly to Vegas, book a hotel room, gamble a little, and enjoy the generosity of Sara Jay and Siri (and you’re confident you can pass an STD test), you might wanna head on over to #TeamBJ’s website and hook yourself up before the July 31 sign-up deadline or forever miss your shot with Sara and Siri.

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This amateur Milf has more than a perfect ass – Daphoz sponosored post

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New and exclusive hot women is what they love to catch and “capturing” this hot amateur Milf, they really hit their best. I’m talking about the guys at Daphoz.com, and what they’ve found this time is a sexy mom with a true perfect ass! Wouldn’t you stick your hard dick between those statuesque buttocks while she bends over on that bed?

By they way, she’s not only an ass: have you noticed her tight wet pussy? She likes to shave it keeping only a thin strip of pussy hair. “My pussy lips and clit are very tiny and this is probably the reason my vagina is so sensible and get wet so easily” she says. This is the first time Kamilla appears all naked on a website and she’s also very proud to have been chosen among many other women (even younger than her) to pose for the Erotic Makeover.

Don’t miss Kamilla’s amazing pics in real size and HD full-length videos at Daphoz! Click here and start the Free Tour.

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Kpop’s (Very) Little Porn Problem

In the Western World of popular music, a scandal generally involves rampant infidelity, horrific drug abuse, a leaked sex tape, or prison time, but in South Korea, pop idols can be torn from their perch above the rest of us plebs by such seemingly innocuous things as going on dates or taking prescription medication. For one idol, Mina of the group AOA (Ace of Angels), her involvement in a recent pornography “scandal” was entirely at the hands of others.

For those of you needing an introduction, here’s Mina holding mailed entries for an AOA contest:
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And here’s a similar shot of Mina used to advertise an adult service on a popular US-based XXX tube video site:
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So how did a seemingly innocent 20-year-old bass playing girl group member come to be used as a promotional tool for a shady XXX business? It seems those responsible for the ad graphic found the above contest announcement video on YouTube and, seeing Mina’s curious attempt at miming a drum roll, stole, trimmed, and giffed the following crucial moment:
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AOA’s record company, FNC Entertainment, reported the matter to police and, strangely, seem to have left it at that. Netizen reports are suggesting that the offending ad, stolen from a video shot when Mina was only 18, has been removed. Although perhaps they’re just adjusting the ad to correct Mina’s nationality from Chinese to Korean, but I doubt it.

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