American Whore Story, ZZ-Style

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Brazzers isn’t the kind of porn company to embark on any new venture with cautious reserve, so with Halloween on the horizon it was expected that the ZZ would throw its ample weight behind a unique celebration. This year it’s American Whore Story.

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American Whore Story is a multi-chapter epic from Brazzers that sees pornstars Katrina Jade, Bonnie Rotten, Skin Diamond and Julez Ventura tackle horrific, treacherous situations all in the name of sexual adventure. Ably abetted by everyone’s favorite expressively-eyebrowed male star Tommy Pistol, insanely-well-endowed Brit Danny D, and All-American boy-next-door Tyler Nixon (at least in the first three chapters), the carnally obsessed cast get to filling every available orifice regardless of the precarious situations surrounding them. In American Whore Story’s first chapter (published last week at ZZ Series), Katrina Jade flags down travelers Tyler and Danny and successfully distracts Tyler from his original goal: locating a secret grave-site that held a mass of partial human remains. When she turns down the motel room light to get some post-coital zees, Katrina is terrified (as she should be) by someone at her bedroom door.

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Part two of this Brazzers Halloween horror series sees Danny continue his ghost hunt alone, roping motel employee Julez Ventura (who’s angling for a joint) into helping him locate his now-missing pal. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, he stumbles upon a bound and hooded Skin Diamond, wrapped in leather and placed on an altar. Freeing her, Danny is greeted by Diamond with a hysterical laughing fit before Ventura joins them, masked and cowled, and seduces our hapless hero into a metaphysical threesome that leaves him disoriented and confused when they vanish into a puff of smoke after draining him. But who’s that mysterious dark-haired man seen in security footage walking the area with the missing Tyler and what does he want with our fellas?

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Bonnie Rotten, arguably the most beloved hyper-sexual and endlessly elastic deviant in porn today, takes center stage for the third chapter of Brazzers’ American Whore Story (due for release October 21st) but whether she provides any answers or simply poses more questions remains to be seen. Joining forces with the apparent mastermind behind all this insanity (that’d be Mr. Pistol), Rotten takes a railing in all three holes. But what exactly is her involvement and what has happened to Katrina Jade and Tyler Nixon to leave Danny D so ill-at-ease? Hop along, little pumpkins, to Brazzers site ZZ Series to catch the unfolding of this particular pornographic horror story as can only be told by adult entertainment’s most notoriously epic studio.

 

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Kink Encroaches on Mainstream

Kink

Notorious San Francisco-based fetish porn studio, Kink.com, has been garnering much attention over the last few years, attention both wanted and unwanted, from fans and critics alike. Whether it’s HIV transmission allegedly occurring on set, a performer bemoaning what turned out to be a pretty tough scene, or accusations of on-set assault and misconduct, the conversations about Kink have been heated for some time now, so much so that many have suggested the company leave its home in the San Francisco Armory and shut-up shop for good. Kink founder and CEO, Peter Acworth agrees that something needs to change, but he and his crew aren’t going anywhere anytime soon; they’re just “rebranding” their BDSM empire as that most loathsome of commercial entities the “lifestyle” brand.

Alongside its main endeavor, shooting the most bristling and brazen hardcore BDSM porn on the planet, Kink has extended its reach into other areas with its already popular Armory studio tours, fetish workshops and classes, and The Armory Club, a bar and cocktail lounge launched in late 2012. Acworth says Kink has seen “tremendous growth” in such extracurricular arms of his enterprise, growth that he hopes will continue as Kink drops two and rebrands another pair of its more outrageous websites in favor of refocusing attention on online social interactivity, retail sales, community events, and a more conventionally palatable take on hardcore BDSM.

So, as we bid our goodbyes to Public Disgrace and Bound in Public and best wishes for the redevelopment of Hardcore Gangbangs and Fantasy Gangbangs (and keep our hopes up for a continued reign of utter debauchery), why not enjoy a few of Kink’s most recent and very much intense works, perhaps Lyla Storm’s Snow White gangbang or maybe some Dungeon Sex or some electrified labia majora. After all, you never know when Kink will ditch such havens of sexual degeneracy in favor of keychains, branded martini glasses, and a roaring profit margin.

 

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Masturbation Aid Needs a Helping Handie

We all need a hand every now and then, but when was the last time you thought of helping both yourself and your fellow masturbating man by contributing to the production of a new sexual aid for male use? What, you’ve never tinkered with a DIY fuck-sleeve or tried beating off with an artificially warmed glove and thought of the commercial possibilities? Well, now’s your chance, hot shot!

The Handie

The Handie, invented by Maxx Padilla, is a device intended to assist men in achieving the most powerful self-applied orgasm of their lives. A glove made of “silky soft material” with all manner of contraptions and additions attached to its hand-hugging design, The Handie aims to be the ultimate male masturbation aid by equipping a one-size-fits-most glove with a vibrating bullet, lubrication reservoir and dispenser, grip control, and what is basically a spooge cup. You want one? Yeah, I want one too, but we’re going to have to wait until at least November before The Handie makes any real progress. You see, Padilla is running a funding campaign at IndieGoGo, asking for $69,000 in pledges before he can mass manufacture every masturbator’s dream device.

So, are you dedicated enough to the idea of Ultimate Extreme Masturbation™ that you’ll throw some dough The Handie’s way? Good, ’cause with little more than two grand tallied up so far, Padilla and his team have a long way to go. There’s goodies for you if you do contribute, including the chance to have your very own custom-colored Handie molded by the pornstar of your choice. There’s also stickers and t-shirts, so you can show everyone in your town or social media circle how much of a wanker you really are – if they don’t already.

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Beatin’ on a Budget! with JAV HD

JAV HD

It’s quite rare for an all-Japanese porn site or network to avoid the heavy hand of the national censors and actually distribute extremely explicit pornography, no matter how tame it may seem to us Westerners. That explicit depiction of sex acts is only one of the reasons JAV HD is a network worth your time, attention, and yes, possibly your money. There’s few other sites and network offering such a large collection of uncensored J-porn and even fewer with sites devoted to squirting, schoolgirls, MILFs and pubic muffs. So perhaps your long, exhausting search for an Asian porno wonderland is finally at an end.

JAV HD’s 13 websites all have their own focus: Pussy AV’s vaginal obsession, Hey Outdoor’s sunny beachside romps, Lingerie AV’s bra-and-pantie combos, Hairy AV’s pubically hirsute beauties, AV Stocking’s and its hosiery-covered legs, AV Anal’s devotion to rear-end plugging and playing, the hefty boobage of AV Tits, Schoolgirls HD’s uniformed student sluts, Gang AV’s gangbangers and gangbangees, the mature harlots of Hey MILF, blowjobs of Ferame, and squirting of Shiofuky, as well as with AV69’s idol-focused glamour-porn.

Equally as important as what sites are included in JAV HD’s motherly reach is how well they’re presented. All sites now offer 720p and 1080p High Definition videos as standard, also delivering 2000px photo galleries in most cases and giving its models detailed profile pages to introduce them to their newest, biggest fans. A few warnings, though, before you rush into a JAV HD membership a little too quickly: don’t expect English-language scenes or translation of Japanese dialog; don’t be surprised to find a few dupe updates across the network; and don’t go hog-wild on your downloading as a flexible monthly transfer limit is in place for all users. (See the full Mr. Pink’s JAV HD porn review for full details!)

THE MATH:
With a discount from Mr. Pink’s bringing the standard $29.95 monthly price of JAV HD membership down to only $19.95, the value of this irrepressible network only increases. With 13 sites online, each one works out to cost you only $1.42! And, with 17,000 scenes online, you’re looking at a cost-per-scene of only .117¢. That’s, like, 850 scenes for a buck, man! Throw in photo galleries and you’ve got an incredible deal that should have any J-porn fan shouting “Saikou!” from the rooftops!

 

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Mythical Tri-Boob Spotted in FL

The Arnold Schwarzenegger sci-fi vehicle Total Recall was released in 1990 and remade in 2012 and both movies feature the brief appearance of a woman with three breasts, an alien creature hell bent on being fondled by a three-handed man (or maybe three one-handed men). Although Kaitlyn Leeb (the actress playing the role in director Les Wiseman’s 2012 remake) courted controversy when she wandered around San Diego Comic Con with her three fake tits almost completely exposed, it took a full 14 years for someone to take such strong inspiration from the three-boobed woman that she’d attach a third breast to her own chest, going through 50 plastic surgeons before finally finding one who’d agree to the absurd procedure. The kicker, though, is that Florida massage therapist Jasmine Tridevil claims to have opted for a third breast to make herself “unattractive to men”.

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Clearly not thinking her body modification nor the motivation behind it through very thoroughly, Tridevil seems to have forgotten that heterosexual men will do almost anything for access to a pleasing pair of breasts. For three, why, they’d attempt to colonize Mars singlehandedly. How she hopes to shirk male attention is… well… they’re fake. Obviously.

Jasmine Tridevil

Aside from videos showing off her new rack in a tri-kini, answering questions from interested parties, and claiming that the unemployed are jobless by choice alone, Tridevil’s YouTube channel fails to provide any evidence to support her claims of authentic third-boobery. What does appear, though, are links to news items refuting her claims and the following interview with Tampa’s WTSP:

I suppose we’ll find out the truth when Tridevil’s self-produced reality show is eventually picked up by MTV (which she seems convinced will happen any day now). Episode six allegedly contains footage of the “star” walking along a beach in the same tri-kini she modeled in multiple YouTube videos as well as on WTSP News, when she told reporter Charles Billi she’s willing to do anything to become famous. While Tridevil’s new appendage may remain under suspicion, she’ll have her chance to tell the whole truth when (or better said, if) her show hits TV screens everywhere.

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