Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 17th, 2017

mrpinksLast week we warned you that the British were coming and could very well take over our beloved homegrown US adult industry. At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we’ve left the Brits on the blog – Beating on a Budget with FakeHub – and instead delved into two very different Virtual Reality efforts and one legendary studio’s new online home. The latter, Elegant Angel’s streaming-only official site may lack downloads but never lacks sexual intensity, bringing viewers thousands and thousands of epic fuck-a-thons. Virtual Porn Desire ran through some standard porno tropes, capturing them in 3D VR videos that, frankly, fall short compared to BaDoinkVR’s awesome fantasy encounters with US and Euro stars by the dozens. Until next time, folks, don’t dive too far into VR or you’ll never come up for air.

Beating on a Budget with FakeHub

You can’t trust anyone these days. Whether it’s your mortgage lender, health insurer, or someone personally, intimately close to you, it often seems everyone we rely upon is bound to let us down, deceive us, or deny us at some point. For the gullible, easily influenced women of London, England, however, there’s a mysterious new entity roaming the streets and threatening to pull them from everyday life into a temporary flurry of taboo sexual activity. FakeHub, the network home of seven sites all built around a premise of deceit and coercion, sees taxis, driving schools, hospital, casting agents, and other staples of the social environment corrupting those that come in search of aid or assistance. Fake Taxi picks up women who agree to suck and fuck in lieu of paying a fare. Fake Hospital replaces medical treatment with heavy-handed molestation and gurney sex. Fake Cop breaks laws left, right, and center, snagging some civilian pussy while on duty. Four sites all rendering some version of the “dirty casting agent” trope – Fake Agent, Fake Agent UK, Public Agent, and Female Agent – again push boundaries, test taboos, and cement FakeHub’s reputation as one dynamic and determined new British studio.

Fake Hub

Now discounted by Mr. Pink’s to the supremely affordable monthly price of $17.95, the already hefty 2,479-scene network archive is fairly evenly distributed among the sites, every site but Fake Agent UK delivering weekly updates to their own archives. Although a few other Fake-branded sites exist off-network – Fake Driving School being arguably the best – the seven making up FakeHub are still a damn fine deal for reality-porn fans.

THE MATH:
The seven FakeHub sites can be access for one month at $17.95, leaving each site costing $2.56-a-month. The 2,479 scenes now online can be seen as costing approximately 0.72¢ each. Taken as a whole, that might not be an offer that’ll blow you away, but after examining what FakeHub seems so proud of, its wild, sweaty, casual romps and realizing that each gem of an encounter with, let’s say, the utterly dreamy and delightfully curvy Ava Dalush, international superstar Armana Miller, or seven-time taxi-cab-conquest Alessa Savage costs less than one solitary cent, you’ll be diving headfirst into FakeHub’s seemingly endless supply of risqué real-world carnality.

Fake Hub review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 14th, 2017

mrpinksIn today’s contentious, combative, and genuinely daunting global political climate, it’s nice to know some nations are putting their best foot forward and sharing top-notch porn with the rest of the world. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we take a look at some American porn and some British porn, the former concerned with a religious sect that’s gaining more members every day, members that just might be involved in sordid sexual rituals. Mormon Girlz and Mormon Boyz present a very deviant system of divine worship. British site, Fake Driving School, tries to teach its sexy student drivers some road skills but ends up sliding them a stiff dick and, maybe if they’re good enough, a passing grade. We’re also taking a look at another trio awesome women who’ve appeared in the UK adult scene of late – Rina Ellis, Ava Austen, and the utterly astounding Misha Mayfair – on Mr. Pink’s Blog, so be sure to expand your world view with this international assortment of sexy-as-hell sites and stars.