Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 26th, 2016

mrpinksWith only a few sleeps left tip Halloween, Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews is gearing up with previews of some Halloween-themed hardcore already online. With more tidbits to come before the most ghoulish night of the year arrives, let’s look at four new porn site reviews going online at Mr. Pink’s. Fantasy Massage, TransSensual, and GirlsWay form a brilliant triumvirate of adventurous porno, dealing in body worship, transsexual activity, and all-female fucking respectively – and all three doing it in style! Harriet Sugarcookie gets another look, her exclusive amateur AV content giving great insight into a truly enviable sex life and making for fine adult viewing. And, as always at Mr. Pink’s, fine adult viewing is our primary concern.

Halloween Porno Preview

Moms Bang Teens / Anastasia Rose, Cory Chase

Grab your spirit gum and reattach your fright masks, folks, ’cause Halloween is mere days away and the porn world is already celebrating with an advanced guard of salacious and scandalous hardcore encounters that stick very closely to a Halloween theme. No pumpkin-headed blowjobs this year, though, folks – at least, not yet. Thanks to a few forward-looking sites eager to set the cartoonish tone this particular festival tends to throw on our porno.

Reality Kings’ resident Milf-teen-boyfriend threesome site, Moms Bang Teens, kicked off its Halloween celebrations by sending young lovers Anastasia Rose and Chad White on a trick-or-treating mission to wicked witch Cory Chase’s house. The resulting “tricks” leave everyone pretty exhausted but with smiles on their faces.

At that irreverent and deviant of interracial hardcore networks, Dogfart, you’ll find Melissa Moore in her laziest sheep costume wielding an orange candy bucket. She wanders up to a neighborhood game of hoops and finds that her interruption earns her fourteen individual loads from the BBC-wielding ballers for a much messier, sticker, all-covering costume.

Over at Naughty America, zombie movie fan Nicole Aniston pranks two other movie buffs, scaring one off and leaving the other alone to occupy her time and orifices. Exotic4K, for its part, welcomes newcomer Jaye Summers in a scene appropriately entitled Halloween Anal that sees the bunny-costumed cutie toy her ass in preparation for a deep POV pounding.

Before the big night actually arrives expect another pair of blogs from Mr. Pink’s detailing not only the rest of the Halloween-themed hardcore slate set for us this year, but focusing on two of the most acclaimed and debauched studios and their unique All Hallow’s offerings. Brazzers and Burning Angel.

Freaky Fleshlights Return

Fleshlight Freaks

Five years ago Fleshlight, the now-infamous sexual aid company, introduced what remains one of its most inspired and adventurous products and an idea that forever changed how sex toys are viewed by those that use them. Fleshlight Freaks, first written about by Mr. Pink’s back in October of 2012, brought horror-themed latex orifices to the marketplace in the form of Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein, Drac, and Cyborg, bizarrely textured masturbation sleeves of a very high quality.

Now, with maybe hundreds of webcam and kink performers using Bad Dragons and choking themselves on dinosaur-dick dildos, the freakiest sex toys in the world are back with a new line of horrific entities for you at-home adventurers to fuck.

Reaper, the most restrictive sleeve of the three new designs now available through Fleshlight, is said to be akin to a shark-like bite from a seductive swamp monster. Predator, clearly modeled on the mouth of that movie’s alien beast, points sharp claw-like fangs at your member as you ease into its mouth. Bound to be the most popular of the new line, Zombie Mouth places your cock at the mercy of a an undead woman hungry not for brains but the contents of your balls. Rotting skin surrounds her toothy mouth and her muff, also decaying with death, isn’t much friendlier.

Fleshlight Freaks

Zombie Lady, Zombie Mouth, Alien, Reaper, Predator, and the original line of Cyborg, Drac, and Frankenstein are available now individually or in themed packs from Fleshlight.