Sinning with James Deen

 

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James Deen couldn’t possibly get any bigger, could he? I’m not talking about his more than adequate member, either, but his celebrity. After ascending to unheard of mainstream stardom thanks to his dearly devoted female fans, many of them women who’d never before found a male pornstar at all appealing, a controversial CNN interview, and a role in a controversial Bret Easton Ellis-written, Paul Schrader-directed, Lindsay Lohan-starring movie, The Canyons, it seemed America’s favorite perverted boy-next-door couldn’t do any better! So, Deen did what any performer with newfound notoriety and success did, he went all artsy on us. He shot dimly-lit, grungy features based on the seven deadly sins: greed, gluttony, lust, pride, envy, sloth, and wrath.

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GREED deals with an insufferable playboy whose mansion is literally lined with naked women. Strolling past them on his way to a meeting after facefucking a trio of beauties for breakfast. After fucking his colleague (Alektra Blue) and leaving her to roam his spacious abode, Deen’s private stock of female flesh is fully unveiled, resulting in an orgy of epic proportions.James Deen 7 Sins greed

In GLUTTONY Deen hands full-figured Harper Hughes her first starring role and asks her to lie on a banquet table surrounded by tantalizing cuisine and copulating couples. Will she join in the wet-and-messy indulgence or remain abstinent? Whatever she chooses, you know she’ll be well taken care of by Deen and his dinner guests, all eight of them.

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For LUST, Deen hands the lead role over to Bailey Blue, who plays an insatiable (and rather inspired) nymphomaniac whose sexual exploration takes her from mundane morning sex to an alleyway anal pounding to a fantasy seven-dick roundtable laden with bondage wear and silent, dominant men. As Blue eyes some Polaroids, her fantasies again take over and she’s struggling to accommodate four rock-hard men. It’s dark and dirty in Bailey Blue’s world.

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PRIDE features Casey Calvert and sees her gangbanged by three suited women wearing not only Deen’s cock but his face, too. A familiar figure enters, offers a silent command, and the masked trio bends over and exposes their rears, ripe for the taking. Deen ravishes all three then proceed to – get this! – spooges on the faces of his three doppelgangers before turning his attention to Ms. Calvert. Little does he know, however, that she’ll be the death of him, quite literally.

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Is this the actual honest-to-Yama demise of James Deen or will he return to tackle Envy, Sloth, and Wrath? Well, according to Evil Angel’s release schedule, he will, so you’d best come back next week as I take another look at what Mr. Deen’s fevered, perverted mind has come up with. And be sure to keep an eye out for Mr. Pink’s brand new review of Deen’s official site, where you’ll find every episode of this series along with a booming archive of the world’s most famous fucker’s best work.

 

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New Sensations, New Style

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New Sensations has long been a company that prided itself on being utterly contemporary. From its very name to its observance of porno trends – which, of late, has seen many a new series focusing on pseudo-incestuous sex, cuckolding, and BBW performers – New Sensations aims to keep its audience tickled by trend recognition while always increasing in size. Now, in much the same way a few other big name networks have done, New Sensations has redesigned its members-only website for modern use.

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Outside it’s still the same New Sensations of old, but inside members find a shiny new layout only launched this week. A large banner greets and entices members to check out featured titles – Hey, it’s Kelly Shibari in her very own NS title! – sitting neatly above the latest updates and featured Girl of the Month – Carter Cruise, what the fuck is up, girl? – while a simple text menu lays out your browsing options and remains always available.

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Clearly designed with tablet use in mind, the new New Sensations orients page elements in a tightly packed but not overcrowded way so that, once a scene has been selected, your viewing window is not caged in by ads and content links. You’ll still find related scenes displayed beneath your selected erection-inducer, but you’re not bombarded with additional options while trying to focus on, say, Brooke Wylde’s big tits.

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As always, it’s great to see a prominent adult network keeping up-to-date with advancing technology and putting control in the hands of its members, whatever viewing platform they prefer to use when browsing one-handed New Sensations’ endless supply of awesome porn. Next up (I presume), New Sensations rejigged mobile platform! (‘Cause the current one is ugly as sin.)

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Beatin’ on a Budget! with Brazzers

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If you’ve been paying any attention to Mr. Pink’s over the past few years, you’ll have noticed we’re big fans of Brazzers ’round here. It’s not just the steady parade of impeccable pornstar talent being featured or the infamous network’s 32 websites or the 60fps 1080p HD movies sizzling up the screen, nor is it the highly customizable viewing platform on which all its scenes stream or the company’s devotion to hosting anal, DP, and gangbang debuts that keeps us coming back to “The ZZ” – it’s the value!

Previously discounted by ten dollars, the regular monthly Brazzers membership price of $29.99 has undoubtedly prevented less financially secure readers from indulging. Now, however, there’s an absolutely unmissable deal that’ll get you one month inside the world’s most acclaimed adult emporium for less than ten bucks! That’s right, smut lovers, Brazzers can now be enjoyed at the low price of $9.95 for your first month (with subsequent months recurring at full price unless cancelled).

Can you think of a better way to test out the infamous Brazzers before committing to lifelong attendance? I sure can’t, not with figures like these encouraging your, my, our complete attention:

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Home to 32 websites holding a combined 6,047 scenes and now available for just $9.95, Brazzers is essentially offering you each of its celebrated sites for .31¢ and individual scenes for .0016¢ each or 625-for-$1! What more needs to be said?

Discounts as dramatic as these rarely last long, so I’d suggest making the leap to Brazzers membership before prices start rising and this golden opportunity slips by once more. After all, we are talking about the winner of three-time winner of the AVN Award for Best Membership Website and 2014’s Best Studio trophy. Kinda hard to beat, this Brazzers empire!

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American Pervert Parodies Hipster Sleaze

american pervertKnown corrupter of innocent female fashion models, found and former CEO of clothing company American Apparel, Dov Charney might no longer be (allegedly) sexually harassing current and prospective employees, but his unethical propositioning and penetrating of women lives on at new parody porn website, American Pervert, which sees the hipsterization of our beloved adult industry reach critical mass.

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Sporting a clean layout, white-walled studio settings, and characters named Pov Charney and Harry Richardson, American Pervert lampoons two of the biggest new fashion icons in the United States, American Apparel and creepily avuncular photographer Terry Richardson, known to have himself fellated in the name of art (or furthering a model’s career). Complete with parody billboards, phony casting sessions, POV footage shot from digital SLRs, and more actual American Apparel clothing than a vegan summer cookout in Williamsburg, American Pervert sees porn talent like Dillion Harper, Marie McCray, and Lara Brookes play wannabe models while April O’Neil, all done up in black-framed glasses and high-waisted shorts, plays the irrepressibly pervy Richardson’s creative director. Regardless of position, they all receive these company men’s spooge-seals of approval after working hard (and thoroughly debasing themselves) for it.

Photo shoots turn into orgies after models are coerced into sucking off the photographer and auditions only end once the new hire takes a load upside the face, grinning through the mess and dreaming of seeing herself on a giant West Hollywood billboard. As one Jenna Ross-starring scene is described from “Harry Richardson’s” perspective: We had a shoot for a new campaign and one of our 2 models for the day is super late. Is she nuts? I can make or break your career in one shoot. I wanted to send her ass packing… but at the very least we should run a train on her ass for our pain and suffering.”

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Now, if only American Pervert would see fit to cast real-life American Apparel models Faye Reagan, Jessie Andrews, and Sasha Grey, bringing the latter back from retirement, that’d be, like, so awesome.

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Breaking Down Brazzers’ Debuts

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Chances are, if a pornstar is about to launch the second phase of her career by shooting her onscreen anal debut, it’s going to happen at Brazzers. With a long list of performers taking one in the rear for the very first time on such sites as Big Butts Like it Big, Big Wet Butts, and Doctor Adventures, Brazzers has become known as the most anally-inclined porn network currently going and, as I aim to illustrate in this here blog, must be a dream gig for any stiff-dicked ass-men entering the porn world today. See, if you get in good with the ZZ higher-ups, you could end up like Keiran Lee: a British emigrant to America who’s now shot an astounding 928 scenes for Brazzers, including more anal initiations than any other ZZ cocksman.

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Leading the charge with ten onscreen anal virginities notched in his belt, Keiran Lee is the clear choice for any woman heading to Brazzers to up their pay grade, having already broken in the asses of eleven women in as many scenes. Following not-at-all closely behind, James Deen, Mick Blue, and Jordan Ash have inaugurated three pornstar asses each.

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When it comes to her first boy/girl penetration scene, your typical pornstar is either graduating from solo and lesbian work or is leaving a humdrum everyday life for something more thrilling. Whatever the case, a hetero debut requires a comforting partner with a dick that won’t put Lex Steele to shame but will still convince her to continue her increasingly hardcore career trajectory. Oh, hey, Brazzers? Got any dudes like that? Oh, yeah, Keiran Lee again? Isn’t he too large and intimidating for first-timers? No, well I assume his record speaks for itself: six boy/girl debuts including one shared with fellow stud Voodoo, Mr. Lee leads the closest contender, Johnny Sins with three onscreen cherries claimed, by a margin longer than his solid 7″ dick.

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What else is there to say? Keiran Lee not only snags the most hetero debuts at Brazzers, his exclusive schtupping grounds, but he also claims the most anal virginities of any stud in the Brazzers stable. Clearly, Mr. Lee, you’re a more than worthy addition to the ZZ empire! Who’s next on your butt-busting schedule, sir?

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