Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 1st, 2015

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we did it all: anal, interracial, amateurs, and pounding the hell out of submissive British sluts. Oh, wait, no we didn’t. That was just the porn on the sites featured in this weeks brand new adult site reviews. First off, the amateur audtion porn at Casting Couch X proved the perfect compliment to Exotic4k’s super-high-quality interracial archive, both sites proving essential viewing for viewers with a sense of adventure and eroticism. On the other hand, there was barely anything “erotic” about Ed Powers cavalcade of early-90s amateur scenes or the dominated whores of Pascal’s Sub Sluts, but in the latter’s case, who needs eroticism when you’ve got one of the fiercest fuckers in the biz slamming awesome sub sluts senseless? (Oh, you do? Come back next week then, bro, ’cause it’s about to get real damn erotic around here.)

Club Seventeen Turns 40

For decades now Club Seventeen has managed to evade on very pointed question: why call yourself Club Seventeen when you’re filled with 18-year-olds? While a satisfactory answer will likely never come, the infamous teen porn emporium is concerned with something much more exciting than an explanation of the company’s name: its 40th anniversary.

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Launching online back in 1995 and in a long-running printed format before that, Club Seventeen has made providing fans with stellar teen hardcore and now hosts top-quality 1080p HD videos and immaculately clean high-res photo galleries, but that’s just business as usual for this veteran porn vendor. On December 5th from 11am-4pm CET Central European Time – or 5am-10am Eastern Standard Time – Club Seventeen’s live webcam site, Seventeen Live, will host a broadcast of truly epic erotic proportions, a forty-girl pool party complete with drinks, games, and oodles of nudity and frivolity. Club Seventeen and Seventeen Live members are invited to partake of the revelry via live webcam feed and watch as Party Girls #1 to #40 do their best to reward longtime Club Seventeen supporters and thank those who’ve only just now made the leap and signed up. While the names of the attending girls haven’t yet been revealed, portraits show them to be a thoroughly sexy bunch of Euro hotties, redheads and blondes and brunettes, slim girls and thicker ones… and there’ll also be cake!

Providing viewers with four live cameras and ten girls to each – although surely with so much intermingling you lose track of who started where and with what in their mouth – Club Seventeen’s 40th anniversary bash is bound to be rollicking good time and, for once, a porno party that we, the general viewing public, can actually attend. (Well, sort of.)

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Men’s Mags: The Web Generation

Earlier this month, Mr. Pink’s brought you word that two classic magazine publications targeted at male readers were going down for the count after months and months of declining circulation. As we bid farewell to UK-based FHM and Zoo, there is reason to be hopeful and think positively even while commiserating with mates over pints at your local. The men’s magazine, it appears, is moving online.


Launched back in 2005, BaDoink at first seemed like any other confused upstart porn studio. Hosting third-party produced content alongside its own carnal creations, even providing custom software to control your video streaming and downloading more completely than any other site could claim. BaDoink soon expanded to include pornography from ten studios, TV-playback capability via Roku, Chromecast, AppleTV and other devices, and mobile device and smart phone compatibility, as well as a slew of blog posts, articles and advice columns, and all sorts of news from around the world, related to sexuality and otherwise. Look at BaDoink today, though, and you’ll see it looking even more like a comprehensive entertainment experience for the heterosexual male: a Google Glass app, 3D viewing, 4K Ultra-HD movies, 360° “immersion” videos, and even content designed to be used with the Oculus Rift virtual reality device. There’s even a brand-new VR division of BaDoink that’s been appropriately named BaDoinkVR. Although still quite low on content having launched only five months ago, BaDoinkVR adds a hugely satisfying dose of hardcore VR porn to your plate, provided you either have your own headset or order the free cardboard VR goggles from BaDoink.

Stiffia is another network pushing towards a magazine-style arrangement. Currently hosting an amazing 94 websites, each offering both full-length and digest versions of original content, Stiffia has the whole porno movie element covered, but there’s far more to Stiffia’s success than that. News items flow to the site constantly, giving readers a break from beating off to learn something new, ogle Selfie Loving Latinas or Hot Amateur Cosplayers, read why Everybody Loves Thongs or follow your favorite performers on Twitter and Instagram via the built-in feed.

Stiffia is expanding as rapidly as it is winning over new viewers, so perhaps now’s the time to check it out and jump aboard, before it reaches critical mass and eventually jumps the shark. As for BaDoink and its new VR strain, look for more from Mr. Pink, including a review of the BaDoinkVR viewing platform and headset, next week.