Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 13th, 2018

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, we’re examining two long running sites, one actually a network that just changed its name and the other an also-ran worthy of a little more attention. Formerly known as My XXX Pass, the newly christened Blow Pass Network deals almost entirely in fellatio, shooting intense HD cocksucking scenes for Throated, Mommy Blows Best, 1000 Facials and its other efforts. Heavy on Hotties may not be as eager to catch current trends as the orally-inclined network above, but it’ll be damned if it’ll let a little extra poundage keep one super-horny dude from slamming his favorite European pornstars on camera, proving to all average guys that with confidence (and cash) you can score more snatch than you ever thought possible. With that inspiration propelling us into the next week, Mr. Pink’s will be back soon with new takes on two stalwarts of the online porn world. Be there!

ATK is A-OK!

Kingdoms rise and kingdoms fall. The Mongols, Romans, and British monarchs all had their own kingdoms but couldn’t be satisfied without a fully-fledged empire to their name. Cue: downfall. Amateur Teen Kingdom isn’t likely to take such a tumble, though, presenting a solid overview of erotic opportunities provided by fresh-faced porno newcomers on a wide range of sites. Here’s a quick look at all things ATK before we dive in for full re-reviews later in the year.

ATK Girlfriends

ATK’s simpler sites deal in light fetishism, or at least a focused appreciation of a certain feminine physical trait. Slim-figured, athletic, and nubile models appear at ATK Petites, where tight restrictions are placed on incoming models. Taller than 5’4″? Weigh more than 110 lbs? She’s not likely to be found at ATK Petites in that case, more likely at ATK Galleria or ATK Premium, the former home to bevy of stripping, masturbating hotties while the latter handles older ATK releases preserved for future generations of members. With photo and video content on both sites, ATK’s least specific sites are a treat for all kinds of viewers.

Right from the get-go, ATK Natural & Hairy is sure to have limited appeal. Ever since pube-less crotches overtook porn, hairier women have been relegated to fetish shoots. ATK brings them back into the spotlight, shooting girls sporting everything from stubble to full forests of pubic growth that explore their own bodies for your entertainment and arousal. ATK Exotics won’t discard a slightly hairy girl but it certainly doesn’t favor them, instead aiming for a multi-ethnic melting pot of ogling opportunities. With its roster of black, Asian, Latina, Mediterranean, Slavic, Pacific Islanders, and Native American models, ATK Exotics really covers a wide swath of female humanity, giving members a chance to observe and appreciate all kinds of women.

Arguably the most compelling site under the ATK marquee, however, is ATK Girlfriends, a virtual dating experience that, though not equipped with actual VR vids, nevertheless immerses you in POV affairs that don’t skimp on the dating, flirting, fondling, and outright fucking that so many of us seek on vacation. In Hawaii, Thailand, Vegas, Miami, and myriad other locales, the likes of Alex Blake, Elena Koshka, Tara Ashely, and Haley Reed enjoy the sights, eat some great food, relax on the beach, then head back to the hotel room for some of the most compelling POV sex on the porno market. This is the ATK site that’ll have you falling head over heels for a perfect porno newbie – be warned!

Reviews of all ATK sites, soft and hard, stellar and okayish, are coming up at Mr. Pink’s in the near future. In the meantime, why not take a gander at all the delights ATK provides and see what gets your blood racing?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 5th, 2018

mrpinksAugust is here, fap fiends, which means hotter days, longer nights, and less clothing worn by the objects of your ogling! At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we examined another pair of Virtual Reality sex shops designed to have you virtually boning the world’s hottest women in no time. Well, BabeVR is a little different: with rubber male torsos on a bed and lust in their loins, the BabeVR girls provide very verbal masturbation that’s as close to the future of sexy Skyping than anything else. RealVR took a different approach, gathering the best VR content from various top-notch studios and putting it all in one convenient collection. With everything from virtual piss parties to non-nude stripteases, lesbian make-out sessions to hetero ass-fucking, RealVR is the perfect gateway to living out your wildest VR fantasies! On the blog this week we’re recapping the awesome rise of Paige Owens, one of the fittest, most fun, most endlessly fuckable newbies to hit the porn world in years!