Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 1st, 2015

mrpinksWelcome to another slate of brand new Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, where your favorite adult entertainment critic (that’d be me) assess more of the online porn world’s best and worst offerings. This week we looked at two more Dogfart sites, Gloryhole and Blacks On Blondes, both of which proved themselves among the best interracial sites on offer. We also checked out Sexy Hub, a five-site network of erotic hardcore, and Fake Hub, home to Fake Taxi, Fake Hospital, Fake Agent and three other devious, deceitful takes on porn. We also found out what Amia Miley, Jada Stevens, and Audrey Hollander have been up to lately, and reported on Naughty America finally welcoming Tonight’s Girlfriend onto the network. It’s been a big week here at Mr. Pink’s, but one thing is for sure – next week will be bigger, better, and more bodacious or my name ain’t Mr. Pink!

Tonight’s Naughty American Girlfriend

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Three years ago, Naughty America branched out and developed a new style of pornography that exploited the HD shoot capabilities of Digital SLRs and other very mobile cameras, a style that favored atmosphere and eroticism over brutally explicit internal ass shots. This new approach was typified by Tonight’s Girlfriend, a non-network site by Naughty America that offered a brilliant fantasy situation: a well-heeled guy, alone in a hotel in a strange city, desiring some very specific company. Escorting porn was back with Tonight’s Girlfriend and, while other non-network NA creations like College Sugarbabes and Perfect Fucking Strangers quickly crumbled, it continued to strike a powerful chord with viewers. All the while Tonight’s Girlfriend remained out of reach of regular Naughty America subscribers, available only to those paying for its specific erotic works. Until now.

Naughty America subscribers would’ve surely noticed a recent trend injecting Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes into the main network update schedule. Classy-looking previews showed sophisticated ladies standing against hotel suite windows in high-end lingerie with a lit-up city skyline behind them – and all Naughty America members lost their shit, took off their pants, and started an impromptu worldwide collective beat-off party! Although Naughty America members can currently access only 13 of the 200-plus Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes released on the standalone site, the integration of this previously off-network site into Naughty America proper is cause for real celebration. Still, some questions remain. Will College Sugarbabes and MILF Sugarbabes be following suit? Is the entire Tonight’s Girlfriend archive coming or just select scenes? And, the most important one of all: Should I join Tonight’s Girlfriend ($17.95 monthly) for the whole archive or take the 13 scenes at Naughty America ($17.76 monthly) and abuse myself senseless with the thousands upon thousands of other scenes the network provides, waiting patiently for the day when all Naughty America creations can be found under the Naughty America banner?

The choice, dear reader, is yours but rest assured, there’s not a bad choice to be made when it comes to Tonight’s Girlfriend.

Catching Up With Jada, Audrey, Amia

It’s always great to see established adult talent branch out into uncharted waters and while Jada Stevens, Audrey Hollander, and Amia Miley are well known professional deviants of varying caliber, the time has clearly come for all three to embark on new adult adventures. (Or, in Ms. Miley’s case, a long awaited return to familiar territory.)

jadavapeJada Stevens, she of Elegant Angel – Buttwoman fame, is determined to have all her pot-smoking fans taking hits from their very own Jada Stevens Limited Edition Vape from Kind Pen as they beat themselves onto an elevated mental and physical plane. That’s right, all you 420-friendly fappers can now use an officially licensed Jada Stevens product to literally get high off Jada! The vape pen even comes decorated with a cutesy (and relatively SFW) cartoon of the endorser’s legendary derriere. Flame on, Jada!

audrey hollander does america

Once considered by many to be the filthiest woman in American porn, flaming redhead anal fiend (and author!) Audrey Hollander may have been off many Mr. Pink’s readers’ radars for a while but she’s about to make a spectacular return splash – if she can get the cash together. Turning to crowdfunding site IndieGoGo in order to come up with the $25,000 budget required for a movie she promises will be “something different… something downright wild and crazy,” the once ubiquitous star hopes to shoot a country-crossing feature called Audrey Does America that will see her fuck someone different in seven of the nation’s finest cities. Fans contributing funds to the campaign receive perks ranging from digital downloads and autographed 8x10s to a walk-on extra role and, the greatest prize of all, the task of keeping Audrey personally entertained throughout your very own co-starring scene. (Speaking of… anyone wanna loan me about five gees?)

While Audrey galavants across the USA sucking dick, blowing gas and filling her ass, and marking her territory with volcanic squirts, and while Jada gets her fans higher and higher on her incomparable ass, one-time porno It Girl and current pantie saleswoman, Amia Miley, has announced plans for a (mainstream boy-girl) comeback and will be following the likes of Peta Jensen, Kissa Sins, and Shawna Lenee in accepting an exclusive contract with Brazzers. Devoting herself to one of her “favorite companies” for six scenes, Amia hasn’t yet declared when her first new Brazzers scene will go live but promises it’ll be worth the wait. “After four years of being away from dick, I love it!”