Mr. Pink’s Must-Haves – Bang Bros

Bang Bros

You all know the Bang Bros, right? Having been responsible for some of the most popular and influential adult websites of the past decade or so, the Bang Bros network has unleashed all kinds of smut on the world. From the legendary Miami-cruising Bang Bus and its impromptu fuck sessions to the black-girl-showcase Brown Bunnies, from Ass Parade’s thick behinds to the enormo-dicks of Monsters of Cock, this is one adult network that has most assuredly been visited by most any online porn fan. But what’s the status of this notorious network today, mid-January 2016? Has it fallen on hard times or is it surging forward, refining its already excellent smut, and proving as worthwhile as ever? With full reviews of numerous Bang Bros sites forthcoming from Mr. Pink’s, I thought it a good idea to give a brief preview of what’s to come. After all, Bang Bros launches new sites and discovers new talents all the time and I wouldn’t want you to miss anything essential.

The fresher sites in the Bang Bros stable of over 40 XXX outlets include sites devoted to anonymous glory hole blowjobs, step-mothers eager to share their sexual experience and knowledge with their step-daughters and step-sons, off-cut footage from the Bang Bros archives, European public sex, and point-of-view hardcore starring today’s sexiest pornstars. Throw in My Dirty Maid, which sees Latinas fucking their white-boy bosses while on the job, and revitalized sites in Brown Bunnies and BangBros 18, and you’re looking at a network that seriously doesn’t know when to take a well-deserved break.

There are, as noted earlier, brand new reviews of Bang Bros properties coming soon to Mr. Pink’s, but until our assessments are in, why not cruise on over to the Bang Bros network and see if you can’t spot your new favorite up-and-coming porno starlet in one of her hottest scenes yet. And be sure to stop back here to check out our full Bang Bros reviews in the coming weeks, only at Mr. Pink’s.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 13th, 2016

mrpinksWowsers, Pink readers and porn fans – this week was a doozy at Mr. Pink’s, where we posted four brand new adult website reviews, this time of some of the ‘net’s most thrilling vendors. The most infamous, most deviant porn network on the planet, Evil Angel, once again scored very impressive marks, with its associate Fame Digital falling only a little behind. Moms Teach Sex may still be small, but its step-cestuous threesomes make for supremely hot viewing on the Nubiles-Porn Network. The gargantuan 34FF breasts of Kelly Madison, meanwhile, prove to be the most reliably hot thing about the porno entrepreneur’s site. Next week it’ll be a much younger, less experienced slate of sites going under review, including some more choice cuts from Nubiles.

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Bryan Gozzling

Evil Angel recently saw a few of its key directors take the bulk of their previously EA-branded work elsewhere, presumably because contracts had expired and said directors’ stars now shine significantly brighter than when they were first adopted by John “Buttman” Stagliano and his merry crew of deviants. James Deen and Manuel Ferrara both share their former EA titles on their own sites, while Dana Vespoli is slowly filling Twisted Visual with her best and boldest productions. This leaves Evil Angel in need of a new discovery, a daring new talent who could very soon take the porn world by storm. On that note, welcome Bryan Gozzling to the Evil Angel roster.

First unleashing his homemade style of ultra-intense gonzo hardcore on the world via his Hookup Hotshot website midway through 2015 and now a fully confirmed Evil Angel associate, Gozzling’s hipster style, bespectacled face, and strangely trendy Wehrmacht haircut should place him in an Urban Outfitters catalog, or at least tagging along with Chris Strokes at American Pervert, Strokes’ American Apparel parody site. Not content to trail another, Gozzling instead saw social media as the way to distinguish his porn from anyone else’s.

“The Internet is a wonderful place. It’s full of young girls on social media and dating sites who just wanna hook up. What’s better than finding hot chicks who are down to fuck, all from the comfort of your own home?” Good point, Gozz, and good work on casting today’s cutest and nastiest crop of porno starlets in some of their filthiest scenes. Gozzling’s sexual style is an odd one: often moving slowly and deliberately then bursting into flurries of rampant thrusting, the dude treats his girls like playthings, encouraging them to drool saliva on themselves while holding his dick in their throats, prying their asses open with two fingers (then three, then four), and leaving each girl far messier than she was when she entered his LA apartment. On Facefuck Friend Request, Gozzling’s DVD debut, he debases Angel Smalls, Alina West, Mandy Muse, and the ultra-cute Liza Rowe, all of whom end up smeared in spit, semen, and their own fluids, gasping for air, and praising Al Gore for inventing the Internet, and thanking Bryan Gozzling for their thorough sexual thrashing.

Not yet on DVD nor on Evil Angel’s website, other girls going under Gozzling’s control include Lyla Dean, Taylor Reed, Alice Green, Aubrey Luna, Jade Jantzen, Mila Jade, and Kimberly Chi, and all can be enjoyed only at Hookup Hotshot, where social media very, very easily becomes sexual media.