Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – May 25th, 2016

mrpinksFrom French-Canada to a teenage sexual wonderland, this week at Mr. Pink’s we romped around the planet in search of the hottest porn websites to assess, analyze, and recommend to you. Ok, so business as usual, right? Wrong! This week’s reviews brought new looks at the lesbians of Sapphic Erotica, enormo-network Teen Mega World’s cavalcade of young Euro pornstars, the HD videos of Score Group’s Porn Mega Load super-site, and Pegas Productions, home of the finest Quebecois pornography being made today. Throw in brand-new blogs about what pornstars do to prepare for big scenes and a spotlight on our perverted old My XXX Pass pals and your week, dear reader, is looking pretty damn Pink!

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: My XXX Pass

My XXX Pass

We all have a friend who doesn’t know how to sell themselves or, for whatever reason, isn’t inclined towards self-promotion. Porn sites are no different: while Hookup Hot Shot positions itself as ‘homemade social media hookup porn’ it’s fast becoming one of the hottest female degradation sites around. In a similar situation, My XXX Pass has long been presented as a comprehensive hardcore network covering all the most important pornographic bases. In reality, though, My XXX Pass falls short of that tall order while absolutely killing it in one particular department, a sexual sight so appealing its included in most every hetero porn scene ever shot. The area in which My XXX Pass excels, folks, is fellatio.

Known for its annual Deep Throat Challenge that pits pornstars against each other in a test of oral mettle, bringing tears to their eyes on the way to a cum-splattered face, Throated leads My XXX Pass members into blowjob territory with no reservations. Past Challengers and featured deepthroaters have included Karmen Karma, Chanell Heart, and Dana DeArmond, eager oral impalers, one and all. Continuing the lip-smacking smut with a different kind of messy display, 1000 Facials has Heather Vahn, Brooklyn Chase, Aidra Fox and others dropping to their knees, working the head-and-shaft-and-balls, eventually earning a milky white facial as thanks.

Next to Throated, Only Teen Blowjobs and Mommy Blows Best look pretty sedate. Closer inspection, however, reveals a pair of sites devoted more to the women they feature than the blowjobs those women dish out. Only Teen Blowjobs sees stupidly sexy girls like Dallas Black, Liza Rowe, and Karlee Grey get a lesson or two in administering oral pleasure while Mommy Blows Best uses taboo scenarios to heighten already awesome fellatio. India Summer finds her stepson playing too many games and missing out on girls, and decides to blow him a little present; a burglar gets a moist surprise when invading uber-MILF Nikki Delano’s home; Alyssa Lynn can hear her stepdaughter Ashley Adams getting fucked through their thin walls, finding it so arousing she has to interrupt for a quick taste.

Cock Sucking Challenge is ‘Porno Dan’ Leal’s way of getting in on the blowjob-only action – with a twist. Casting two pornstars to slurp and suck for a solid 30 minutes, Porno Dan’s site is more like a low-rent gonzo double-header. Some cocksuckers prove incredibly powerful performers, devastating both the cocks they’re given and their loose-lipped competition. Wide shots and commentary from the crew help make Cock Sucking Challenge a very hot (cum)oddity.

Manuel Ferrara, Sunny Leone (on Sun Lust XXX), Squirting Orgies, and Immoral Live round out the My XXX Pass network with their archives of hardcore episodes, many of which contain excellent oral efforts, but it’s the five sites outlined above that make this thriving thrill-ride a Mr. Pink’s Must Have for any die-hard fan of cinematic cocksucking.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – May 20th, 2016

mrpinksMr. Pink’s this week took a trip through the digitized pages of Score Group’s online publishing empire, conducting brand new porn reviews of the erotically charged Leg Sex, the ultra-experienced middle-aged and post-middle-aged marvels of 50 Plus MILFs and 60 Plus MILFs, as well as Bootylicious Mag, a site so ass-tastic it also had me scouring the ‘net for the sagest anal sex advice around. As it turns out, it’s one of our favorites, Valentina Nappi, who dished up the safest and most sensible tips and tidbits for those anal adventurers out there. Until next week, folks, keep it filthy!