Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 1st, 2015

mrpinksWelcome to another slate of brand new Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, where your favorite adult entertainment critic (that’d be me) assess more of the online porn world’s best and worst offerings. This week we looked at two more Dogfart sites, Gloryhole and Blacks On Blondes, both of which proved themselves among the best interracial sites on offer. We also checked out Sexy Hub, a five-site network of erotic hardcore, and Fake Hub, home to Fake Taxi, Fake Hospital, Fake Agent and three other devious, deceitful takes on porn. We also found out what Amia Miley, Jada Stevens, and Audrey Hollander have been up to lately, and reported on Naughty America finally welcoming Tonight’s Girlfriend onto the network. It’s been a big week here at Mr. Pink’s, but one thing is for sure – next week will be bigger, better, and more bodacious or my name ain’t Mr. Pink!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 24th, 2015

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews it was a week of firsts: our first Dogfart site of the year, some onscreen debuts, and Mr. Pink’s very first looks at a blonde homegrown super-slut and a sexy Southeast Asian babe sporting a little “surprise.” Interracial fucking in all its variations is the focus of the awesome, the irrepressible 23-site Dogfart Network, which earned raves from yours truly. My Very First Time saw to it that some new porno starlets’ onscreen debuts (sex, anal, gangbang etc) were perfectly captured (in fucking 4K video!) for posterity. Naughty Tinkerbell gave us a taste of her unique brand of hot-wifery and general wanton behavior but ultimately disappointed all but her most ardent fans. TS Filipina (aka Vitress Tamayo), on the other hand, proved quite the surprise, from her sexy smile and curvy figure to her impressive little pecker. It’s more brand new Dogfart reviews next week, folks, so settle any race-based grudges now and let’s get to making with the love!

Beating on a Budget! with Tainster

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You might be into the most revolting, stomach turning shit, the kind of sexual activity that’s more akin to studies of aberrant wildlife behavior or conceptual art. Whatever you’re into, you can rest assured Mr. Pink’s has you, your wallet, and your self-applied sexual gratification under control. In short, dear reader, there is a bargain-priced site for you – yes, even you into fully-clothed watersports.

Tainster, a network of some sixteen hardcore sites running the gamut of decadent, hedonistic filth-mongering, now offers a discount to prospective members that’ll see them slash the standard $24.99 monthly membership fee, rendering this already affordable niche network a curiosity any serious porn fan will want to investigate further. And, priced at $19.99, now’s your chance.

One month inside Tainster opens up more than a dozen sites dealing in messy fetish porn of a few varieties. Party Hardcore, Drunk Sex Orgy, Mad Sex Party, and Party Softcore host elaborate nightclub revelries that see a throng of sexy women get liquored up and lascivious, gyrating on anyone near then turning to each other and any waiting dick for some hardcore action. (Well, Party Softcore tones it down a bit.) Slime Wave and All WAM deal in women who smear and cover themselves with creams, gels, and other messy stuff, while Fully Clothed Pissing, French Pee, Pissing in Action, and Pee Squad are all about… yup, pissing. Fully Clothed Sex and My Fetish showcase women fucking in form-fitting shiny outfits. UK Handjobs is what it says it is, as is Pornstars at Home and Quest for Orgasm, while Orgasmatics focuses on toy and tool-aided female masturbation.

THE MATH:
Tallying up the totals of each site’s scene count brings us to the total number of episodes to be found under the Tainster marquee, everything you’ll have access to once a member. And, let me tell you, the 4,943 Tainster scenes currently online make a huge archive of highly varied fetish porn that doesn’t just retread the same dark-and-dirty BDSM bullshit as everyone else. At $19.99, each individual Tainster scene comes to a cost of just .005¢ – of, if you like, 247 for $1. Find me another adult network offering both a discount this good and hardcore porn this weird and wild, and I’ll eat my hat, folks. (Or piss on it, whatever you prefer.)