Well, folks, it has come to this: Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews will be taking a break for a few months to – oh, I don’t know – try to survive the novel human coronavirus COVID-19. As the global economy tumbles and we all buckle down and do our best to keep calm and carry on (the survival of the species), all of us at Mr. Pink’s are tending to things on the home front. We are not going away, though, and plan to return just as soon as some adjustments and accommodations are made. Give it six weeks or so and we’ll be back bringing you more in depth analysis of the porn you need to see. In the time meantime, dive into our archive and check out the blog for hints on where to find the digital companionship you might need during this time of isolation and dreary forecasts. Our latest batch of reviews details a few awesome new sites – the internally injecting BBC Pie and the intimate BTS and casting couch fucks of Producers Fun – as well as two now legendary outlets – PervCity, the most anal network on Earth, and the hybrid multi-channel porno wonderland they rightly call Gasm. We’re also featuring an awesome new 3D CGI porn creation tool from Naughty America on the blog, which is sure to amuse after you’ve self-abused yourself dry during all this pandemic-enforced downtime. Stay safe, stay sane, and for fuck’s sake wash your damn hands! See you on the other side.