Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 11th, 2015

mrpinksIt’s getting chilly in certain parts of these United States lately and what better than another dose of Mr. Pink-approved pornography to keep you warm and toasty no matter the weather outside? This week we checked out two makers of high-grade HD porn and two sites showcasing women usually neglected by the mainstream. The latter, Karup’s Hometown Amateurs and Karup’s Older Women, got brand new reviews detailing their continued relevancy while My Very First Time’s anal debutants and Pure Mature’s scorching hot MILFs proved as excellent technically as it is erotically. Next week there’s more brand new and supremely sexy stuff on the way, so keep ’em peeled on Pink’s!

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: Twistys


It often seems the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Wars rage across countries and continents, people starve and suffer and die, and the price of gas never seems genuinely stable. Truly this world is a rough place in which to live unless, that is, you’ve let the erotic light of Twistys brighten your path.

Ok, so Twistys might not any kind of prophesied savior or redeemer, but it has been producing some of the finest glamour porn and erotica since 2001 and that sure counts for a lot. Consistently out-performing most of its competitors in the American-made glamour and erotic arena, Twistys is equally supportive and encouraging of its models, crowned monthly or yearly Twistys Treats depending on popularity, and its photographers and directors. The best of both professions can be found at Twistys, a huge and dense network of nine adult sites with similarly sophisticated approaches, with experienced MILFs like Julia Ann joining such rising talents as Ariana Marie, Cassidy Banks, and Mila Jade.

Exclusive Twistys sites When Girls Play, Twistys Hard, and Twistys Teasers join the classic line-up of solo model sites (Nicole Graves, Anette Dawn) and hardcore trips (Busty Ones, Euro Foxes, Blue Fantasies) and offer a combined archive holding almost 8,000 videos and more than 18,000 photo galleries, a truly staggering amount of porn. Although membership would usually run you $29.99-a-month, Mr. Pink has scored you a deal, dear reader: Twistys HQ for $19.95.

Twistys isn’t without its faults, sure, and many of them seem political – see my March 2014 blog about the Twistys Treat scandal – but when you’ve got the web’s most devastatingly sexy women shot as if the goddesses of lust and passion we revere them as staring back at you, Twistys makes damn near perfect sense.

Twistys Review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 27th, 2015

mrpinksMotherfuckers are everywhere! They mess up your day with shitty driving, obnoxiously loud “conversations”, and a foul odor that lingers long after they leave. When it comes to porn, though, the Mofos crew are the baddest motherfuckers in town, with a network of thrilling HD porn that now includes the always intense Let’s Try Anal and brand-new teen-MILF-dude threesome site Busted Babysitters, both reviewed by Mr. Pink’s this week. Also on the agenda was a fresh porn review of the Dirty Flix network: 4K vids, wide variety, and a growing archive all await Dirty Flix members. Next week is the big H so get your costumes ready and keep an eye on Mr. Pink’s Blog for advice on where to find the steamiest Halloween porno!

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