Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 20th, 2018

mrpinksYou’ll have to forgive the slightly scant output this week, my porn-lovin’ pals as the approach of 4/20 has sent things into disarray here at Mr. Pink’s. In preparation for all the pot-smoking porno encounters that will no doubt be released over the next 48 hours, we abstained from consumables and smokables both in an effort to lower tolerance and keep a clear head about a very interesting week in adult. Stormy Daniels is covered on Mr. Pink’s blog, from her allegations against a certain sitting POTUS to her first-ever Brazzers scene, while our review subject, Strokies does a solid (hand) job of reminding everyone with any sexual inclinations at all that Making America Great Again is a futile effort: sexually, it has always been at the top of it’s game. Next week we’ll be examining another Karup’s entity and an underseen effort from amateur uber-MILF Katie71, so be sure to drop by again for another dose of porno knowledge from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 13th, 2018

mrpinksAt Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we devoted almost all our time and attention to one studio and a pair of its excellent niche sites. Karup’s PC and Karup’s HA deal in hardcore hookups starring American and Euro beauties somewhat befitting sites called “Private Collection” and “Hometown Amateurs.” On the blog this week we’re congratulation one of 2018’s breakout stars (so far) and her monumental success at damn near everything she’s done (so far). Athena Palomino, a tall, blonde, South Carolinian stunner who can make do with a modest white boy or take on one of the biggest black dicks in porn today, gets a closer look from yours truly and, if you know what’s good for you, you’ll join me! Until next time, fap fiends!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 9th, 2018

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we took a close examination of two very distinct adult offerings in all-new porn reviews. The first, Raw Attack, a brand new effort from the Spizoo network, deals entirely in raunchy, risqué POV adventures shot in awesome 1080p HD that delivers some serious heat. From the acclaimed Dorcel Club, the all-streaming emporium X Illimité has more porn than most viewers can even imagine, packaging it all in a tidy, tasty, highly varied survey of human sexuality. Stop by the blog to see who’s been appointed the latest Cherry of the Month by the Cherry Pimps network, spend some time appreciating her greatness, then head back here for more of our latest takes on porn’s hottest (and nottest) online entities!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 30th, 2018

mrpinksAs the Christian world (and anyone else who wants to get in on the non-religious festivities) celebrates Easter, the porn world is dressing every starlet in bunny ears and putting her to work bouncing on some solid-as dicks. Check out Mr. Pink’s Blog for a best-of this year’s Easter selections. As for reviews, this week we’re working for our non-heteronormative readers with two reviews of almost-entirely-male operations. Raging Stallion’s HD streaming emporium provides ample thrills for a gay audience while even more impressive is Next Door Studios, a network of 17 sites ranging from solo stroke-fests to hot homo hookups and even some hetero experimentation with the super-sexy young women of porn. Next week will not only see many us awaken from an alcohol-and-chocolate induced stupor but will have Mr. Pink’s tackling two very different adult sites, so best return then for another dose of online depravity as detailed by yours truly!

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