Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 9th, 2016

mrpinksAs Katrina Jade ascends to the Adult Empire throne, it’s business as usual at Mr. Pink’s. (At least until she’s overrun the entire industry, that is.) Four brand new reviews hit the site this week, giving us our first look at lush lesbian hardcore site Girl Grind along with Push Her Limits, a far less demure hetero hardcore offering. Acclaimed director B.Skow showed us a different take on erotica, blending heavy atmosphere with passionate sex. Meanwhile, over in the gay porn world, Pride Studios pressed on in pursuit of HD hardcore mano-a-mano style. Be sure to return next week, folks, for another dose of deviance and debauchery from your ol’ pal, Mr. Pink!

Pokémon Porn Persists

Pornstar Go: a XXX Parody

Since its July 6 release, augmented reality game Pokémon Go has captured the imaginations (and free time) of millions of players worldwide. As Mr. Pink’s reported to you last week, the game has also captured the imagination of pornographers both amateur and pro. After we previously noted Pokémon-themed porn efforts from Team Skeet’s Exxxtra Small and Teen Pies, RK (Reality Kings) Prime, and Cosplay Babes, another wave of Poké-porn arrived to further milk the world’s reigning gaming trend.

Arguably the king of porn parody mountain, Brazzers didn’t spare any costuming expenses for its Pornstar Go: a XXX Parody production, the results of which went live on Monday. Replacing the super powered pocket monsters with magical pornstars who vanish from porn sets across the valley, Brazzers has Spanish newcomer Jordi El Niño Polla hunting for Ella Hughes, Patty Michova, and Alexa Tomas in an effort to return them to their rightful homes at Brazzers HQ. A trio of women this irresistible shouldn’t need any extra incentive to pursue, but once captured, they reveal their true animalistic intentions.

Taking a less fantastic angle on Poké-porn, Bryan Gozzling’s Hookup Hotshot site brought to our attention a skinny raven-haired Ivy Aura. Keeping with Gozzling’s social media focus, Ivy is recruited to accompany our host on some Pokémon Go hunts only to find he’s far more interested in fingering her asshole, urinating in her mouth, and unloading his seed onto her expectant face – and they don’t even get around to catching any Pokémon!

While it’s unlikely this is the last of the Pokémon parody porn coming your way in this time of near-global Poké-fever, it’s clearer than ever that a pop-culture phenomenon doesn’t require any greater inclusion in porn than a brief reference made by jaw-dropping new starlet. (But hey, check out Ella Hughes in costume – that sure doesn’t hurt!)

Brazzers review

Katrina Jade: Adult Empress

Katrina Jade

Adult Empire’s 2016 Empire Girl fan-voting contest ended in a big win for Katrina Jade after she beat out nine final round competitors to take home the coveted promotional title and proverbial crown. Not even legends like Julia Ann, Kendra Lust, and Riley Reid could top the sultry tattooed star, her ass emblazoned with the word “Slut.”

Adult Empire courted more 49,000 votes from fans over the course of three months before the field was whittled down to just one woman. Jade was clearly rapt with her win, noting her devoted fan base and their outstanding contribution, posting “Hell yeah, that is how you do this! #KJVillians! Ask and ye shall receive!”

For its part, Adult Empire seemed awfully glad to have a performer of Jade’s caliber appearing as their brand ambassador. Marketing director Megan Wozniak shared, “We are excited to have Katrina Jade represent our company for the next year, and I can’t wait to begin production on what I know will be some of the best scenes we have ever shot.”

Like last year’s winner, Dani Daniels, Katrina Jade receives top billing in an Adult Empire four-scene showcase movie, a cash prize of $6,000, and the increased exposure, popularity, and celebrity that comes with such a position. With seven Katrina Jade encounters already online at Adult Empire Unlimited, you, whether you voted for KJ or not, can see what the fuss is all about. From your basic blowjobs to a very raunchy threeway with Jenna J. Ross and Chad White, this small selection should be all the evidence you need to know Adult Empire’s voters made a damn respectable decision.

Katrina Jade @ Evil Angel