Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 23rd, 2016

mrpinksThe shortest month of the year is almost over but Mr. Pink’s has still found a way to train our ‘scopes on some of the finest porn the World Wide Web has to offer. This week we looked at a trio of Bang Bros sites that all now feature 1080p HD and some of the finest fucking the network has to offer. Give Ass Parade, Big Mouthfuls, and Monsters of Cock a look ASAP, folks, and if you’re in need of a general adult video emporium that very nearly drowns you in quality smut, VideosZ, also gaining another review this week, is well worth your attention. Next week we’ll wrap things up with Bang Bros and find something fresh to examine, and it’s all for you!

Bang Bros Casts Newbie Net

Bang Bros Casting

Bang Bros isn’t exactly well known for introducing new talent headed for the adult industry spotlight. Instead it seems content to shoot one-timers on the Bang Bus, experienced MILFs in comeback scenes, and bona fide legends simply doing what they do best: fucking for your entertainment. With the 2014 arrival of Bang Casting, however, the infamous Bros seemed poised to launch a hundred new porno careers. Now, almost 18 months and 55 scenes into its life, let’s see who’s gone from a Bang Bros debut to the A-list and rapidly making a name for herself as a genuine porno star thanks to the Bros’ initial push.

Now recognized as the notorious Lebanese American performer who courted controversy for wearing a hijab and playing a Muslim in hardcore porn productions, Mia Khalifa lent her considerably sexy figure to Bang Bros and shot a backroom sex scene that shows her enormous porno potential in a solid 46-minute desktop romp. Alexis Rodriguez started her porn career as Ms. Rican, celebrating her Puerto Rican heritage and showcasing her ample ass and endeavoring to turn her passion into her career, making a very strong Bang Bros debut here. Another Latina is quietly making a name for herself after setting Bang Casting ablaze: ultra-curvy and super-sexy Julianna Vega, who went on to shoot another seven scenes for the Bros (and even joined Mia Khalifa in a double-hijab-headed blowjob).

Some Bang-casted babes go on to significantly more adventurous careers, with Karlee Grey proving one of porn’s most energetic young performers with an endlessly slutty attitude, Jade Jantzen playing the silent-but-slutty type and shooting anal, DP, and gangbang scenes just a short time after being facialized on the Bang Casting couch. Gia Valentina is fast closing in on Veronica Rodriguez as porn’s most brilliant young Latina performer under 110 lbs and here proves herself every inch the wanton Latina fuck-doll so many guys go crazy over.

And, if you’re into Asians, blonde twenty-somethings, or hot and horny spinners with little experience, Bang Casting has scenes for you, too. Miko Dai and Lucy Lei, Allie Rae and Naomi Woods, and ultra-noobs Nicole Bexley and Holly Hendrix have all made their scorching hot selves known to the greater porn world via a Bang Casting scene. We can only wonder who’ll be the next bright young thing the Bang Bros discover.

Bang Bros’ Latest: My Dirty Maid

Bang Bros - My Dirty Maid

Bang Bros, the creators of Monsters of Cock, Big Mouthfuls, Ass Parade, and the infamous Bang Bus have, over the past year or so, slowly added a few new sub-sites to their notorious network holdings. Since we’re currently preparing to give some Bang Bros sites all-new Mr. Pink’s reviews, I figured now would be a good time to help you acquaint yourself with some of the freshest new additions to Bang Bros. First up for this week: My Dirty Maid.

Although this particular Bang Bros venture is sure to enrage to PC police and every card-carrying SJW lurking forums and Facebook groups looking for anything that could conceivably be construed as offensive, My Dirty Maid nonetheless proves a near-perfect showcase for the throng of new Latinas talents flooding the scene of late. Online since June of 2014 but taking some time to really kick into gear, My Dirty Maid takes a largely POV look at the life of a lucky guy who just happens to have the hottest home help listed in the Yellow Pages. Whether uniformed or not, desperate for extra money or not, whether they walk in on their boss beating his meat or not, the featured babes soon end up polishing something a lot pinker and warmer than a door knob, using their hands, mouths, and lower pussies with expertise. Sure, some are a little shy at first, but soon they’re pleading with “Papi,” for another ride. There’s some slightly questionable coercion going on here, but it’s all acting so nobody’s really being exploited for both their janitorial excellence and their moist lower lips.

Spouting flirtatious and filthy words in Spanish or Portuguese (or English), the mostly Latina cast of My Dirty Maid sees the curvaceous and the slim, the teenage and the thirty-something, the eager cocksucker and the shy quiet type all appear here, wander around the house doing various chores, then finally encountering our guy and getting to know him a little better. Aside from Nicole Bexley, Anya Ivy, Adrian Maya, and a few other black girls, it’s Latina central here with Sophia Leone, Carrie Brooks, Gina Valentina, Carmen De Luz, and Selena Santana shooting some thorough sexy pseudo-homemade sex tape encounters.

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So, with a bevy of stunning Black and Latina girls putting down their feather dusters to wrap their rubber-gloved hands around something a lot thicker, and with Bang Bros’ impressively vivid High Definition videos on hand, not to mention the huge Bang Bros network surrounding My Dirty Maid entirely, there’s only one reason I can think of not to head over to My Dirty Maid and let loose your fantasies of economic dominance as only Bang bros will allow: no broke-as-fuck college-graduate white-girl maids!