Jada Stevens, Mia Malkova, Nick Sterling Turn Exclusive

wo of the most bottom-heavy beauties in American porn, Jada Stevens and Mia Malkova, both announced exclusive performance deals recently with Malkova signing with Hard X and Stevens aligning herself with new studio ArchAngel Productions. Various other ass-loving adult studios read the announcements and wept.

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Malkova, the reigning AVN Best New Starlet, signed with her pals at Hard X after shooting a handful of scenes with director Mason and will make her in-contract debut in Super Cute 2 (released this month). Although permitted to shoot solo and girl-girl content for other studios, Malkova, who recently made her anal debut at Brazzers, will be taking dick only for Hard X.

Taking her reign as Evil Angel’s legendary Buttwoman even further, one of porn’s other truly ass-tastic beauties, Jada Stevens has thrown her lot in with a brand new company headed by award-winning director MimeFreak. In her first feature for ArchAngel Productions, the focus will be firmly on Stevens’s ample rear and exceptional anal skills; but she’s not stopping there. After The Booty Movie, which she apparently helped cast, Stevens will be seen in Anal Warriors – “[It’s] about bitches taking it in the ass,” says MimeFreak – alongside fellow anal acrobats Adriana Chechik, Dahlia Skye, Dana DeArmond and Natasha Starr, all of whom she’s surely set to out-perform. After all, she was Buttwoman!

There’s been some contract signing happening over on the all-male side of the industry, too, with Falcon Studios Group nabbing rising star Nick Sterling all for themselves. As per Sterling’s deal, he’ll shoot for Falcon and its Raging Stallion and Hot House subsidiaries after making his Falcon debut with Ready to Fuck. Falcon President Chris Ward was mightily impressed with Sterling’s first hardcore scene and considered signing him to an exclusive contract on the spot, but took some time to make sure. “Nick Sterling is handsome with a penetrating gaze and he’s got a body, dick, and ass that was made to appear in adult film,” Ward said. Sterling meanwhile expressed his gratitude, calling the Falcon team “some of the warmest and most professional people I have worked with in the industry. They make the experience fun and memorable each and every time.”

Let’s hope these three remarkable performers use their new home studios to bring us a fun and memorable experience each time, too.

Mr. Pink’s Annual Halloween Porn Report: Brazzers’ Dark Reign!

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Every year porn studios, sites, and networks clamor to conceive and shoot the most original and most thrilling Halloween porn scene. This year, however, it’s barely even a competition. As outlined in my previous blog, the scant offerings from the pornosphere this year will no doubt leave many looking for a porn site as devoted to Halloween as they themselves are. That site, dear bleeder, is a network: Brazzers.

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Having already blogged about Brazzers’ exclusive Halloween series, American Whore Story earlier this month, it’s safe to assume readers and Brazzers fans both do not require an explanation of the (quite frankly idiotic and convoluted) plot. Instead let’s pick up where we left off with episodes four now online and featuring Kleio Valentien in a wild outdoor pussy-pounding by campfire. The climax of the story – you guys care about story, right? – is due for release on October 31st and stars everyone’s favorite queen of decadence, Bonnie Rotten! Finding himself alone with the otherworldly Ms. Rotten, who wears only Japanese shibari bondage ropes, Danny D, on the run from specters and ghouls, heads straight for her asshole and sends her squirting around a hotel room until it’s his turn to explode.

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Now, you’d think one five-part series would be enough for Brazzers this Halloween, but the ZZ crew has been pumping out scarily sexy themed episodes since early October. First up was Carter’s Too Old for Trick or Treating, a Teens Like it Big scene starring Carter Cruise, Chanel Preston, and Keiran Lee and sees the young blonde ensnared by by her elders and thoroughly devastated orally, vaginally, and anally after ditching most of her leather outfit.

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I’ve heard porn fans refer to Audrey Bitoni as a plasticized doll, but never as the creation of Dr. Frankenslut! A barbaric piecemeal superslut created by the mad scientist, Audrey wakes from her slumber and immediately desires cock. Good thing the doc’s assistant, Mick Blue is around and erect, then.

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Spoofing hit movie Paranormal Activity, Brazzers Extra sees the debut of British frizzy-haired ex-mainstream model Aruba Jasmine. With her boyfriend Ryan Rider, Aruba wants to make a sordid sex tape. The spirits inhabiting their house, however, object and make the homemade production a nightmare for the couple. But who’s this other British couple watching Aruba and Ryan try to get it on without the ghosts interrupting, a task at which they ultimately fail. Are they gonna try to fuck, too…?

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Released just three days before Halloween, part one of Baby Got Boobs’ World War XXX sees Corinna Blake and her stepbrother Jessy Jones courting their parents outrage by fucking on the sofa. There’s a plague going ’round, though, and it’s headed their way. Will Jessy paint his step-sis’s face before they’re both turned into… whatever the fuck these horrific looking humanoid creatures are! We’ll find out what happens to the fairer of the pair in part two, released October 29, as Corinna, now on the run, encounters fellow post-apocalyptic warrior, Johnny Sins and joins him for some much needed R-and-R (Brazzers-style, of course).

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A pair of standalone episodes round out this year’s Halloween offerings from Brazzers, Big Tits in Uniform’s Sexy Halloween and MILFs Like it Big’s Weremilf. The latter scene introduces us to an substantially different Diamond Jackson. When a full moon shines down on her, Ms. Jackson develops an insatiable hunger for human penis. Luckily (for her), she finds Brick Danger nearby and ravenous devours him. Sexy Halloween is a little more sedate, though, and sees Richelle Ryan eager to enjoy her Halloween party as it’s the one night she can dress like an outright sexual deviant and get away with it. That is if “getting away with it” includes being pulled from her barely-there prison stripes and fucked hard by Mick Blue.

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Be sure to eat something more nutritious than a bucketload of candy when you’re celebrating spooks and specters this year. With all this incredible seasonal smut from Brazzers, you’re gonna need to be in peak condition to, uh, “enjoy” them all before Thanksgiving arrives.

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Sincerely, from all of us at Mr. Pink’s, have a killer Halloween, Samhain, Allhallowtide, All Hallows’ Eve, All Saint’s Day, Totensonntag, Hop-tu-Naa, Calan Gaeaf, Allantide, Dia de los Muertos, Reformation Day, or whatever-the-fuck esoteric feast or festival you choose to celebrate come October’s end.

American Whore Story, ZZ-Style

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Brazzers isn’t the kind of porn company to embark on any new venture with cautious reserve, so with Halloween on the horizon it was expected that the ZZ would throw its ample weight behind a unique celebration. This year it’s American Whore Story.

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American Whore Story is a multi-chapter epic from Brazzers that sees pornstars Katrina Jade, Bonnie Rotten, Skin Diamond and Julez Ventura tackle horrific, treacherous situations all in the name of sexual adventure. Ably abetted by everyone’s favorite expressively-eyebrowed male star Tommy Pistol, insanely-well-endowed Brit Danny D, and All-American boy-next-door Tyler Nixon (at least in the first three chapters), the carnally obsessed cast get to filling every available orifice regardless of the precarious situations surrounding them. In American Whore Story’s first chapter (published last week at ZZ Series), Katrina Jade flags down travelers Tyler and Danny and successfully distracts Tyler from his original goal: locating a secret grave-site that held a mass of partial human remains. When she turns down the motel room light to get some post-coital zees, Katrina is terrified (as she should be) by someone at her bedroom door.

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Part two of this Brazzers Halloween horror series sees Danny continue his ghost hunt alone, roping motel employee Julez Ventura (who’s angling for a joint) into helping him locate his now-missing pal. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, he stumbles upon a bound and hooded Skin Diamond, wrapped in leather and placed on an altar. Freeing her, Danny is greeted by Diamond with a hysterical laughing fit before Ventura joins them, masked and cowled, and seduces our hapless hero into a metaphysical threesome that leaves him disoriented and confused when they vanish into a puff of smoke after draining him. But who’s that mysterious dark-haired man seen in security footage walking the area with the missing Tyler and what does he want with our fellas?

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Bonnie Rotten, arguably the most beloved hyper-sexual and endlessly elastic deviant in porn today, takes center stage for the third chapter of Brazzers’ American Whore Story (due for release October 21st) but whether she provides any answers or simply poses more questions remains to be seen. Joining forces with the apparent mastermind behind all this insanity (that’d be Mr. Pistol), Rotten takes a railing in all three holes. But what exactly is her involvement and what has happened to Katrina Jade and Tyler Nixon to leave Danny D so ill-at-ease? Hop along, little pumpkins, to Brazzers site ZZ Series to catch the unfolding of this particular pornographic horror story as can only be told by adult entertainment’s most notoriously epic studio.

 

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Brazzers

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If you’ve been paying any attention to Mr. Pink’s over the past few years, you’ll have noticed we’re big fans of Brazzers ’round here. It’s not just the steady parade of impeccable pornstar talent being featured or the infamous network’s 32 websites or the 60fps 1080p HD movies sizzling up the screen, nor is it the highly customizable viewing platform on which all its scenes stream or the company’s devotion to hosting anal, DP, and gangbang debuts that keeps us coming back to “The ZZ” – it’s the value!

Previously discounted by ten dollars, the regular monthly Brazzers membership price of $29.99 has undoubtedly prevented less financially secure readers from indulging. Now, however, there’s an absolutely unmissable deal that’ll get you one month inside the world’s most acclaimed adult emporium for less than ten bucks! That’s right, smut lovers, Brazzers can now be enjoyed at the low price of $9.95 for your first month (with subsequent months recurring at full price unless cancelled).

Can you think of a better way to test out the infamous Brazzers before committing to lifelong attendance? I sure can’t, not with figures like these encouraging your, my, our complete attention:

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Home to 32 websites holding a combined 6,047 scenes and now available for just $9.95, Brazzers is essentially offering you each of its celebrated sites for .31¢ and individual scenes for .0016¢ each or 625-for-$1! What more needs to be said?

Discounts as dramatic as these rarely last long, so I’d suggest making the leap to Brazzers membership before prices start rising and this golden opportunity slips by once more. After all, we are talking about the winner of three-time winner of the AVN Award for Best Membership Website and 2014’s Best Studio trophy. Kinda hard to beat, this Brazzers empire!

Breaking Down Brazzers’ Debuts

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Chances are, if a pornstar is about to launch the second phase of her career by shooting her onscreen anal debut, it’s going to happen at Brazzers. With a long list of performers taking one in the rear for the very first time on such sites as Big Butts Like it Big, Big Wet Butts, and Doctor Adventures, Brazzers has become known as the most anally-inclined porn network currently going and, as I aim to illustrate in this here blog, must be a dream gig for any stiff-dicked ass-men entering the porn world today. See, if you get in good with the ZZ higher-ups, you could end up like Keiran Lee: a British emigrant to America who’s now shot an astounding 928 scenes for Brazzers, including more anal initiations than any other ZZ cocksman.

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Leading the charge with ten onscreen anal virginities notched in his belt, Keiran Lee is the clear choice for any woman heading to Brazzers to up their pay grade, having already broken in the asses of eleven women in as many scenes. Following not-at-all closely behind, James Deen, Mick Blue, and Jordan Ash have inaugurated three pornstar asses each.

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When it comes to her first boy/girl penetration scene, your typical pornstar is either graduating from solo and lesbian work or is leaving a humdrum everyday life for something more thrilling. Whatever the case, a hetero debut requires a comforting partner with a dick that won’t put Lex Steele to shame but will still convince her to continue her increasingly hardcore career trajectory. Oh, hey, Brazzers? Got any dudes like that? Oh, yeah, Keiran Lee again? Isn’t he too large and intimidating for first-timers? No, well I assume his record speaks for itself: six boy/girl debuts including one shared with fellow stud Voodoo, Mr. Lee leads the closest contender, Johnny Sins with three onscreen cherries claimed, by a margin longer than his solid 7″ dick.

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What else is there to say? Keiran Lee not only snags the most hetero debuts at Brazzers, his exclusive schtupping grounds, but he also claims the most anal virginities of any stud in the Brazzers stable. Clearly, Mr. Lee, you’re a more than worthy addition to the ZZ empire! Who’s next on your butt-busting schedule, sir?