Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 5th, 2017

mrpinksThis week under the Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews marquee you’ll see two names, that of one of porn’s most famous and influential mainstream studios and one self-applied moniker of an adult entertainment maven of her own creation. Vivid may not be the household name it was back when pre-Kanye Kim K was the word on every dude’s lips but it’s still bringing viewers epic hardcore productions, licensed content, and a bevy of celebrity sex tapes more risqué than a Lars Von Trier flick! On the other end of the porno spectrum there’s Harriet Sugarcookie, a creator-owned effort starring the so-named British-Chinese model, her Euro pornstar pals, and a throng of hot new friends. As well as being a bustling porno studio, Sugarcookie is also a blog, publishing house, and web forum for all kinds of interactions with all kinds of people. Next week things will be a little more tech-heavy as we take on first-look reviews of Virtual Real Porn and Virtual Real Gay, two of the latest additions to porn’s booming VR sector.

Passion HD’s Porno Milestone

Some milestones come and go with little to no fanfare. From odd-numbered birthdays to minor wedding anniversaries and seemingly unimportant career promotions to the pinnacle of your masturbatory efforts, the elusive twenty-four orgasms in twenty-four hours stroke-a-thon, these things can move along our calendars with no balloons, no parties, and celebrations at all. Other milestones, like that found at Passion HD this week, are a lot more notable.

Passion HD

Around since early 2011, Passion HD quickly became known for a lot more than its High Definition renderings of hardcore pornstar sex. Also showcasing the sensual and seductive qualities of its stunning models, the site and its crew lingered on writhing bodies and expressive faces more than most porno producers, even when bringing in a second or third woman for a more risqué adventure. It’s one such group effort that has arrived this week in celebration of Passion HD’s 1000th exclusive scene, a group effort starring two of porn’s current champions of carnal entertainment.

Adriana Chechik claims to have “the nastiest holes in porn,” and on the back of her 2017 AVN Awards for Female Performer of the Year, Best Oral Sex Scene, and Most Outrageous Sex Scene, I’d say she’s probably right, though she’s fast being given a run for her money by former retiree turned comeback queen, Lana Rhoades. Teaming together for Passion HD’s epic 1000th update, this pair delivers a powerhouse turn as they take on two guys, sharing them between their eager mouths and pussies. Surprisingly for such known deviants, anal isn’t on the menu during “Orgy Party” but there is plenty of cock-sharing, double-dick blowjobs, anal play, girl-on-girl massage, and aggressive side-by-side pussy-pounding sex. Finishing in fine form, the ladies drain their male co-stars and take deposits to their faces before cleaning each other up.

While not quite the tender romantic turn most often seen on Passion HD’s update schedule, Orgy Party certainly doesn’t disappoint when it comes to hardcore fucking in HD. After all, when you’re celebrating with Lana and Adriana, it’s a roaring success no matter what happens.

Well done, Passion HD, on reaching 1000 exclusive scenes and here’s to many more.

Passion HD review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 29th, 2017

mrpinksHef! Ladies and gentlemen, how about an upright ovation for one arguably the most influential pornographers to ever put tittes on newsprint, Mr. Hugh Hefner! Now, in honor of Hugh and in honor of you, this week we saw two fresh Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews hit the web-waves for your adult edification, education, and entertainment. The golden hues hitting the luscious bodies of Twistys famous Treats is still looking incredible these days, streaming in fine 1080p HD frames and high-res galleries, with more superhot models than ever. Screwbox might take a more wild approach to porn, shooting parodies and high-concept, high-gloss hardcore, but it’s making a very solid first impression in this, its Mr. Pink’s debut!