Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 16th, 2018

mrpinksAlright, folks. I’m gonna level with ya. James Deen: not a big fan of the man. That said, this week Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews took a look at his self-titled website and, fuck it, it’s impressive. A parade of porno starlets and wannabes run towards Deen’s dick and work it lustily in HD for your viewing pleasure. What’s not to like? (Oh, right…) On the other hand, FILF, another new step-family-fucking bonanza, looked great on the outside but was extremely troublesome inside. Sure, the HD streams of top-notch starlets fucking their “brothers” and “daddies” are great; they’re being hard to find really isn’t. Our blog subject this week detailed some more step-cest (and hot-wifing) action, this time with a Valentine’s Day theme. And, on that note, all of us at Mr. Pink’s hope your V-day was as enjoyable and eventful as can be. Join us next week for more from the ever-so-wide world of porn, as seen by Mr. Pink!

V is for Valentine (and Vagina)

My Slutty Valenitne

It’s here, folks… The big one! The one day of the calendar year on which you’re expected to go above and beyond to demonstrate the affection and love you feel for that special someone in your life. Roses, chocolates, or a candlelit dinner can tick the boxes of some more traditional women, but those with modern tastes may find such traditional tropes a bit stale by this stage. Whatever our male readers end up doing to woo their favorite filly, perhaps those ladies (and gents) among our audience who’ll be thinking of the sexually frustrated guy in their life will find the following guide to Valentine’s Day most helpful. Detailing the ins and outs of porn’s hottest V-day scenes along with the best discount offers going this week, this could very well help you have a Valentine’s to really remember!

Should your fella or lady have a known fondness for taboo step-cest or faux-cest smut, it really is their year this year. Nubiles Porn, home to a number of family-fucking sites, this year brings us Dani Jensen seduced by her stood-up stepson at Moms Teach Sex, red-bow-wrapped Tara Ashley asking her step-bro to take her anal virginity at My Family Pies, and Elsa Jean accepting a messy, creamy Valentine from her step-bro at Bratty Sis. Currently promoting a Valentine’s Day discount on monthly and yearly memberships, the Nubiles Porn empire immerses you in sordid taboo hookups aplenty.

Adding another trendy taboo element to the Valentine’s porn spree this year is Brazzers, who roped in the always enthusiastic Britney Amber for a two-partner detailing the Groundhog Day that is the cheating wife’s February 14th. Reliving the day her husband interrupted her tryst and demanded divorce twice over, Britney is faced with tough decisions: try to get her kicks again or remain faithful. Throwing down with Jax Slayher in Part 1 and giving Xander Corvus her ass in Part 2, this insatiable wife risks it all for lust. And, offering fans a 30% V-day discount on memberships, Brazzers makes a fine treat for the less romantic, more carnal part in us all.

Brazzers review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 8th, 2018

mrpinksNow that the AVNs have wound down and the winners are recovering from the hang- and bang-overs and getting back to work, we decided to take a look at two very different sites from two very different studios. She Plays with Her Cock isn’t Nacho Vidal’s best effort, but it is a powerfully transgressive take on sexual fluidity. Shot from the perspective of a dominant, demanding, big-dicked father figure, Bad Daddy POV features takedowns, seductions, and taboo playing with step-daughters, nieces, babysitters, and mature babes play-acting as young, ditzy sluts, all wrapped in a tasty HD package. On the blog, we’re taking a look at decisions and their consequences with Kendra Sunderland, whose recent retirement announcement has many fans either sobbing, stroking, or searching for a new favorite utterly indecent college girl. That should give you plenty with which to refine your porno consumption, folks, but I’ll see you again soon with another dose of porno assessments!