Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 9th, 2018

mrpinksProduced on every continent in languages too numerous to bother counting, pornography takes many forms. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re checking out two very different hardcore sites made by very different studios. Denys Defrancesco’s 1 By Day delivers scintillating female masturbation scenes, some in 4K, some in VR, all now in HD, as rich and powerful as anything of his famous hetero work. At the relatively new Nubiles site, My Family Pies, members are treated to narrative episodes that see step-families tossing off social taboos and enjoying utterly sinful sex with each other. Hell, most of the HD hardcore step-cest romps even end in a most forbidden creampie! Check out the blog for all the best smut celebrating the independence of our nation and relive your favorite 4th of July fantasy before hitting up Mr. Pink’s again next week for, oh, you know…

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Pussy

After Nubiles got us all antsy in the pantsy about tomorrow’s annual USA-DAY celebration – aka 4th of July, Independence Day, ID4, Daddy’s Drunken BBQ & Brawl etc – as covered in our last missive, it’s time to turn to the rest of the pornosphere and enjoy their own red-white-and-blue holiday offerings.

4th of July with Ariana Marie

The seemingly always outdoors Mofos crew put on their I Know That Girl hats and invite you to virtually hang with Athena Palomino, decked out in stars-and-stripes, as you both enjoy a relaxing sunny day by the backyard pool. The barbecue just adds to the heat and soon it’s you, Athena, and a POV HD camera romping around in the bedroom until a certain someone ends up with a cum covered chin and chest. With Ms. Palomino’s recent semi-retirement announcement – she found God and is sticking to custom and independent porn from now on – this could be one of the last chances we have to adore a woman who could’ve been the next (seriously) big thing but now appears consumed with her dream of funding a public park in Baltimore.

Globally, the idea of your stereotypical American Girl generally has one constant: curves. Teen Curves, Team Skeet’s requisite T’n’A site, this week features a young vixen by the name of Skylar Snow. The Puerto Rico-born stunner swans around a backyard pool – oh, hey – before heading inside to more properly work the shaft of one enviable fella.

Passion HD delivers one of its signature visual erotic wonder-fucks, this time serving fans up a steaming hot Ariana Marie, who gives a great bikini-and-flag tease before, guess what, poolside sex takes place! I know the weather’s quite nice across much of the country right now, but must every damn 4th of July porno involve a barbecue and swimming pool? Thankfully not, as our next example proves.

Spizoo – which, incidentally, keeps getting stronger and sexier – delivers an immigration story Americans of every political persuasion can support, and one that thankfully involves not a single swimming pool! A big-dicked Romeo arrives from Italy intent on taking advantage of American-style freedoms, especially those involving a twin-set of loose women eager to absorb the flesh and fluids of an exotic European. Logan Long, a local boy and Spizoo regular, joins the fun in the celebratory orgy. Things get wild and things get wet with some steamy hot-tub makeout action between Blaten Lee and Eden Sin, but again the group goes inside to carry on in relative private.

Whatever you’re doing this Fourth, stay safe, have fun, and remember what this nation was founded on: an unfounded expectation of complete sexual freedom and fulfillment. (At least, that’s what I remember from Civics class…)

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 2nd, 2018

mrpinksAmericans are steadying themselves for a blow-out 4th of July celebration this week and, at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, we’re not only taking a look at what Independence Day smut is hitting the pornosphere this year – check out two family-fucking epics from Nubiles on the blog – but assessing two unique offerings from that same network. Princess Cum deals in ultra-slutty step-daughters and step-sisters eager to drain the scrotal reservoir of a family member, “sneaky sex” style. In rich HD episodes, this creampie bonanza proves an exciting network addition. Daddy’s Lil’ Angel dives even deeper into incestuous carnality with unrepentant anal deviants begging for their daddy’s dick in the tightest, warmest of holes. Again delivering HD brilliance and a ton of saucy verbal interplay and plot, Nubiles is kicking ass with its new efforts. Next week we’ll examine more step-cest from a competing studio, as well as a classy take on solo women in the throes of self-pleasure, only at Mr. Pink’s!