Holy hell, fuck fans! The big X is right around the corner and we at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews are ramping up our holiday excitement with a special blog focus on one of this year’s greatest porno gifts: Autumn Falls. Appearing at Mofos, Passion HD, and Jules Jordan in an amazing trio of holiday hump-fests, Ms. Falls is a real delight. Review-wise, this week we examined three of porn’s major players: Twistys, Brazzers, and Jules Jordan, all of which proved once again why they’re at the top of the online porno ladder. There’ll be more holiday horniness on Mr. Pink’s blog as we make our final descent into turkey-coma-land, so be sure to stop back here and find out who’ll be sapping your special fluids this holiday season. And, from all of us at Mr. Pink’s, a very happy holidays to you all!
Author: MrPinks
Falling into Xmas Porn
Shopping malls are overrun with desperate, anxious consumers, the soundtrack an obnoxious barrage of jingle after jingle, and there’s plenty of food to prepare for the big meal come Tuesday, but you can’t stop thinking about boning some luscious young maiden all dolled up in a frilly red-and-green elf outfit working your candy cane into a frenzy. Good thing there’s a powerful first wave of Xmas porno to keep your mind focused on the real reason for the season: images like this…
That’s Autumn Falls and if you’ve not yet had the pleasure of viewing her work, use the Christmas season to catch up and start with a red-and-white double from Jules Jordan and Mofos. Jordan pairs Ms. Falls, an 18-year-old New Yorker with an already fan-favorite body, with Santa Steve Holmes, who promptly runs her through a parade of sexual feats that leave her cum-covered and utterly convinced of Santa’s existence. Autumn also popped by Passion HD, this time unwrapping and enjoying the first use of her BF’s gift: a glass candy cane dildo. After working herself up on the piano stool, Autumn is met by her beau and begins to work on showing her thanks. Although not in full Xmas attire in this scene, the red knee-high socks are nevertheless a good look for this awesome newbie. And, before we move on to other perfectly wrapped presents, Autumn gives new viewers another chance to jump aboard her fan-wagon at Mofos’ site Share My BF. Paired here with the very lusty Evi Rei (aka Lola Chanel), Autumn follows her friend’s lead, playing the part of Christmas present for Evi’s boyfriend. Well, to be fair, they both go to town on Autumn’s stunning body, sharing the lucky guy as the site name suggests, and giving all three friends a holiday to really remember.
There’s a whole lot more Xmas smut spewing forth from the world of online porno, so be sure to stop back here closer to Xmas for more salacious rundowns of the seasonal action. Here’s a hint at our next porno santa, deliverer of hyper-arousing gifts: he wears a ‘ZZ’!
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 11th, 2018
As we’re now in the throes of peak spending season, you’ll likely need a break from all the hullabaloo and to spend a little time on yourself. Well, here’s Mr. Pink’s with another trio of impressive porn sites on which you can spend your time and money. An old favorite going better than ever, Reality Kings keeps expanding its porno palette with new sites and stars. Private, a European classic not likely known to many here in the US, brings 4K hardcore – and I do mean hardcore – to your screen with rimming, DPs, and group sex galore. And, bringing together the amateur and professional porn worlds in a bold new setup, Gasm features mainstream stars sucking dick at home and homegrown future AVN winners diving into pro sex, and you only pay for what you really want. Our blog this week previews Greg Lansky’s latest endeavor, Tushy Raw, and there’ll be more from Mr. Pink’s next week as we look at another trio of online smut vendors!
Tushy Raw joins Blacked Raw
Confession: acclaimed creator of multi-award winning niche sites Tushy, Blacked, and Vixen, Greg Lansky has been a personal favorite of yours truly. His photography is beyond compare and his cast is consistently mind-blowing but the sex itself, whether anal, interracial, or vanilla hetero hardcore. In late 2017 Lansky branched out with Blacked Raw, a more visceral and energetic update of Blacked still shot with impressive flair. Nights out clubbing turn result in betrayed, cuckolded boyfriends whose girls expand their horizons with a black man (or five). Almost 100 scenes later, after cellphone shot blowjobs, balls-deep poundings, and more intense ass-fucking than first anticipated – not to mention a handful of amazing DPs and gangbangs – Blacked Raw is joined by another updated take on a Lansky classic.
Tushy Raw is now live with at least a half-dozen scenes of hotel room hookups with enough shed inhibitions to result in some furious backdoor fucking. And, in a powerful launch, this blossoming anal epic brings you a cast of porn’s most skilled and sexy anal performers. Jessa Rhodes, Abigail Mac, and Karla Kush take Tushy Raw’s mystery cocksman deep in their asses while relative newbies Paige Owens, Zoe Bloom, Kenzie Reeves, and Izzy Lush learn a few new things about their bodies. Fan favorite, critical darling, and outright goddess Angela White also lends her considerable curves to Tushy Raw’s initial public offering and, what’s more, it’s being provided free of charge in an effort to lure in unsuspecting ass-addicts.
Oddly, that mystery man is damn near impossible to identify, covered (minus a few well-placed holes) in a head-to-toe black bodysuit. Quite a curious decision there by Lansky and company but hardly one bad enough to sink arguably their most anticipated site yet. Any quibbles folks have had with the other company sites haven’t slowed their success so I doubt a black bodysuit will stand in the way of Tushy Raw turning its first million heads.
Tushy Raw is now live.